River floating and a MILF-ish [mF] [public] [premature] [long]

This happened back in my early years of college when I went on a good ol’ float trip with a group of friends from school. In Texas (at least) when people ask you to go floating or tubing with them it always means getting your innertube ready and buying/drinking as much alcohol as humanly possible. Tubing is the best place to soak up the hot Texas summer sun as you lay back, drink and embark on a 3-4 hour float with your best friends and good music. Most of the time it’s usually one or two hours of drinking heavenly and one to two hours of being shit face plastered and trying not to drown.

On this trip it was 10-12 of us. Chase was there and at the time him and I were just becoming great friends so we still kept our cool around each other. Mostly trying to impress/not make living together as roommates a nightmare.

Chase invited some high school friends of his which consisted of a group of 3 more guys and 4 more girls. There were some other college friends with us but half way through the float they separated from us and we didn’t see them until the end. Of the 4 girls that Chase invited was the only single girl, Brandi. She was about 5’4″ fairly small in frame but had a little weight to her. She had beautiful light brown skin that matched her shoulder length hair with highlights. She had a nice size set of breast on her and a an okay ass. Nothing really to write home about. Her face has a Chrissy Tegien feel but no where near as pretty. For all intent and purposes she was cute but not a “hot” girl.

So the way our group went was Chase was tied to his high school buddy Jose who was tied to his girlfriend who was tied to another couple and so on until it was just Brandi and I in the back near the cooler which did not help us stay sober long. I wore some red short Chubbies that tend to show off my size in warm water. Brandi was rocking a Hurley white two bikini that although covered a lot did have the skrunchy butt bottoms which made her little ass look cute and nice.

We spent most of our time drinking but during downtime during the first half of the float I made small talk with Brandi, who I clearly could tell was either being a little too nice or was into me. So I tested the waters and flirted with her a bit. Luckily she was very receptive to my flirting which made things a lot easier. Brandi and I hit it off very quickly and within minutes it was like we were the only two people on the river. We started asking personal questions and constantly flirting. I even made a ploy and told her she wasn’t allowed to float away from me and that she was was mine now. She responded with a “I could never leave you. I want to be right here next to you.” and reached to me to hold my hand. It was a quick grab but we both smiled at each other and kept talking.

Finally I asked her if she had a boyfriend to which she responded “No but…” I just gave her this confused look. Then she said “I do have a two year old” with an embarrassed look in her face and turned slightly to look away. I just told her that’s awesome and that her kid had an awesome mom. She turned back to me smiled and lit with joy that I didn’t paddle away in disgust. She revealed that her her and her ex were just a one night stand that tried to be more than that and ended up with a baby and hatred towards each other. I told I was sorry it didn’t work out and that she was pretty enough that she wouldn’t be single long. She thanked me and said that in fact she had been single ever since the baby was born. I drunkenly said “Tell me you are at least getting some!” She just laughed and smacked my tube saying “Of course silly! I’m not a nun!”

On this particular river is a fairly popular area we have dubbed “Party Island” it’s mostly just a raised spot of dirt along the band of the river large enough to fit a fair amount of people. It’s also close to a diving rock and rope swing. Our group pulled over and parked our tubes at Party Island and proceeded to really begin the drinking. After about 10 minutes and 4 shots later I was well more than drunk. Chase’s friend Jose challenged him to jump from the high rock which must have been 20-25 feet off the water. Chase I could see was extremely nervous and trying to be the cool new friend I volunteered to take his place. He thanked me and Jose and I made our way up the rock. Once at the top I asked him to go first but he said he couldn’t and that I should do it. I saw our group plus a bunch of other people starting to cheer so I said “Fuck it” and jumped. When I came up from under the water I started swimming towards our group. Brandi was standing at the bank with both our drinks in hand. As I made my way to stand she instantly looked down at the tight hug my swim shorts were giving my package then looked back up at me with a smile and just said “I brought your drink sir” I said “Thank you little lady” as we walked back to group.

After a few minutes we left Party Island and got back on the water to finish our float. It was at this point that things started to get a little crazy. At one point one of girls flashed her huge tits at a group of guys who were giving out jello shots for boobs. Her bf was furious and yelled at her calling her a slut. She just laughed and took her shot. At another point we got Brandi and another girl to make out, which they were pretty into although they swore they both had never kissed a girl before. Then Jose stood up with his knees on either side of the tube acting like some kind of pirate sailor when out of nowhere Chase dove towards him out his tube and pantsed him. It was cold water for sure but Jose must have been rocking some serious shrinkage. He must have been no larger than the first knuckle of a thumb with his forskin not even long enough to pass his shriveled balls. His girlfriend yelled at both him and Chase as Jose embarrassingly laid back in his tube not saying a word. Brandi leaned over to me and whispered “No wonder shes a bitch.” I just laughed.

We had a cabin for the night and continued the festivities after we got back from the river. Drinking only continued and the shenanigans only grew weirder and weirder. At one point Chase pulled out a camera and while the boyfriends were out of the room or he was alone with some of the girls he got them to flash him Girls Gone Wild style. I’m still surprised no one punched him and even more surprised they let him. By the way I saw the video and the best pair of tits went to this one girl named Sarah. They were just perfect.

Brandi and I continued our flirting and even used a game of Kings to make the rule that anytime someone said “Drink, Drank or Drunk” I had to kiss them causing Brandi to “Accidentally” say the words all the time. Yes, before you ask, I did have to kiss a guy and two of the taken girls which the boyfriends were’t to keen on until Brandi made the same rule which resulted in her having to constantly kiss them.

Towards the end of the game I got up to use the restroom and since there was only one Brandi asked if she could use it first. I said sure and we walked to the master bedroom which had the attached bath. I waited outside as she went in then I went in after her. When I opened the door to exit the bathroom she shoved me back in and closed the door behind her.

We made out hard and instantly had our hands all over each other. I pulled the strings to her top causing it to fall off her chest revealing her beautiful quarter sized chocolate colored nipples. Her tits stud up with perfect perkiness despite their larger-ish size. I instantly put them in my mouth and sucked hard as I let my hands explore her hips and placed them on her ass. I slyly pulled the strings to her bottoms causing them to fold open to either side. She spread her legs shoulder width apart allowing her bottoms to fall to the ground. I then opened my eyes, stood back slightly and slowly took in her body. I started at her cute nice tits then led my eyes down to her slight pudge stomach and cute wider mommy hips. She had a bald pussy that had a peekaboo labia that just hung lower than her lips which looks insanely tasty.

I got down on my knees spread her legs a little bit further open and buried my face in her wet inviting pussy. I ate her out as she pushed her self against the door letting out a few soft moans trying not to be too loud. After a few seconds she grabbed my hair and pulled me off the ground to stand up. She grabbed my face and we started to make out again. I felt her hands go down my chest and on to the sides of my shorts. I reached towards her hands and helped her get them off without breaking out kiss. Then she ran her hands down the length of my cock and let out a “MMMMM” moan and said “Damn” she then got down on her knees and had me lean against the bathroom counter and took me in her mouth. Maybe it was the copious amount of alcohol I had or nerves but I felt myself not being able to get past semi while she was sucking.

She then stood up looked at me while holding my dick and said “You okay baby?” I nodded and said “Just feels really good and I want to fuck you.” She smiled and propped her self on the counter. That’s when I noticed that she too must be pretty inebriated because it took her not one but three tries to get up. It definitely wasn’t the kind of smoothness you see in porn. All the while I was able to jerk myself fast to get hard. She spread her legs as I lined up the head of my dick at the entrance of her warm inviting pussy.

I slowly and passionately let myself in her inch by inch as she moaned all the way down. It felt amazing. Like really amazing. Her pussy felt like it was built for me and made me instantly feel the tingly building sensation in my balls. I attempted to hide my emotions but couldn’t stand out much longer. The second I felt her use her pussy muscles to grip the shaft of my dick I was done and I exploded deep inside her. I don’t remember if it was one or multiple shots but my body was instantly weak and twitching as I felt my dick pump inside her.

I instantly felt terrible and apologized through my post orgasm pants. She just held on to my head and laughed saying “Wow, that had to be the quickest fuck I have ever had. You sure you know how to use that thing?” I just said sorry and apologized profusely asking if cumming in her was bad news. She just laughed again and said “Yes baby it’s fine. I’m on the shot. Don’t worry.” She then reached for some paper towels to catch any dripping cum as I tried to explain myself. I told her that she just felt amazing and that the sexual tension had me going… just making excuse after excuse when in reality I just had Whiskey Dick and blew to early. I asked her if she wanted me to make it up to her but at that point she had already tied the bottoms of her bikini on and said “No, I think I’m ok for tonight. Plus I think you need to figure some things out first.” I was left there naked speechless as she opened the door and walked out.

The night continued to be crazy and people made fun of us for obviously fucking. To which she would just say “Yeah it was fun.” I did end up making it up to her but I can tell that story another time.

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