She told my wife about it the other day and I just had to share here!
My wife’s sister is 33, tall, with nice legs and a small but round butt. 30B tits.
Ten years ago, and unbeknownst to me, my sister in law saw my fully erect dick.
I was dating my wife at the time and spent the night over at their place. We were religious at the time so I slept on the couch. I, being 20, dumb, and a typical college kid, didn’t pack enough clothes for the trip, so before I went to bed I tossed some clothes in their washing machine and settled in under some blankets on the couch.
According to my sister in law, she got up to go to work the next more and came down the stairs only to be greeted by my dick standing at attention while I slept. According to her, the blankets fell off and it looked like I’d just gotten hard during the night and my dick had navigated its way out of my boxers.
It’s important to mention at this point that while I’m not *huge,* I’m still well above average at just over 7″x 5″. Also important to mention that my sister in law hadn’t really had a serious boyfriend at this point and, from what she told my wife, that was the first time she’d seen a hard dick in the flesh.
Fast forward to her wedding night. Apparently her and her husband had agreed to wait until marriage to do anything sexual. How my wife tells it, her new husband has been talking his size up all throughout their relationship, but when they got down to it, she took his pants off and said “Oh…”
Apparently he did not take it very well, and eventually it came out that she had seen “someone else’s penis years ago by accident” and gave him the story, leaving my name out of it.
It, apparently, killed the mood. They still had sex but it wasn’t really the experience she’d been envisioning.
The dirty, horny part of me really wishes she’d told him it was me. Strongly considering wearing pants/briefs that show off my bulge next time I see them!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/12nukiz/mf_i_30m_apparently_ruined_my_sister_in_laws_33f