Down but not out… (m+f, caution: real life love and general weirdness)

I’m back, see sorry and make hay to get up to speed.

This story isn’t really about sex. In fact, it’s not about sex at all. It’s about everything else but sex. It’s about the time after the most recent round of surgery (see i'll be there… for another example) Ah, fuck it, there’s a little sex in here. This is r/gonewildstories after all…

The best part of the last few weeks has been not thinking about sex. As great as it is, at times sex has been a minor stressor in our lives, not in a terrible way mind you but just in the usual ways – we’re not doing it enough, we’re doing it too much, you want me to put that pez dispenser where? So short breaks in our sex lives – the birth of our children, surgeries, or binge watching SOA have always had a silver lining. It usually resets us and puts us right back on track.

So I took time off from work to take care of my lovely bride and help her mend. I cooked, did the housework, and carted the kids around to summer camps. The Mrs. was recovering nicely so we spent a lot of time kid-free watching New Girl and Hoarders on Netflix and joking around. We enjoy pranking each other and I knew she was feeling more like herself when the sink sprayer had been taped up and sprayed me in the fucking face when I went to wash my hands to prepare lunch one day. “ You motherfucker” I growled, “you’re going to get it when you’re all healed up”. “I wouldn’t wait that long if I were you” was her reply, “you’ll be way behind by then”. She was right. She pulled at least 3 or 4 more gags on me before I could begin evening the score. We hadn’t been that carefree in a long time. I think we were both just happy to start putting that chapter of our lives behind us.

After a time she was feeling much better and was finally able to get out of bed and walk a little. The weather was warm and we spent some time laying out in the yard enjoying the sun. I couldn’t help but notice the way her breasts heaved with every breath or the way the sheen of sweat glistened on them just above where her tank top ended. Her boobs are of the perfect variety, not too big and not too small. They have enough fullness and perk to sit up on their own, she hardly ever wears a bra. Her nipples are also great. They’re small-ish, about the size of a quarter or maybe a bit bigger, and they stick out quite a bit when stimulated. They’re very sensitive and just a few gentle licks and nibbles puts her into a frenzy. I was just getting to the point where I was starting to allow myself to get aroused without feeling too terribly guilty about it. I wasn’t, however, in a position to do anything about it. I had resigned myself to the fact that she needed to make the first move. So I tucked the glimpses of beautiful body parts away for future use and pressed on playing nurse and dad.

During a particularly captivating episode of Hoarders (how the fuck does that even happen, btw?, I can’t throw a pair of half-dirty boxer briefs on the floor without getting a scowl and a spanking, but I digress) we were cuddled up on the couch and she was sort of rubbing my hand as it lay across her shoulder and chest. I was completely enthralled, trying to figure out how a person doesn’t know how many fucking cats they even own because they had babies in a room completely filled with newspapers form the Nixon era, when I sensed my wife sliding my hand down towards the top of her breasts. I tried to ignore the happenings because, well because many cats, and sure as shit she was slowly moving my hand under her tank top. Ok. I’m cool, act cool. This is only a test. Had this been a REAL move it would have been followed by a dick grope. And then there was the dick grope. She told me in the past that she likes to hold onto my dick as it grows because it fascinates her that it expands in size so much. So yeah, I’m a grower – not a shower – and she loves giving me shit about it. I have a fairly respectable, perfectly average (well, very satisfying albeit not ideal according to this chart http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/03/penis-size-guide-women-ideal-length-girth_n_4715742.html) member mind you but she loves to fuck with me.

So here we sit, my hand gently pinching nipples and fondling boobs and her hand gauging my interest using my love barometer. Consensus was that I was “very interested”. However, I needed to be mildly cautious. All systems were not a go, activating hyper speed could’ve spelled dire consequences for the entire crew. Luckily I didn’t need to overthink the situation because her mouth was already wrapped around my ever expanding wee-man. She was talking up a storm between licking and sucking but I’d be a monkey’s uncle if I knew what the fuck she was even saying. I was too busy enjoying the hot wetness and fervent sucking as opposed to the calloused hairy man-hand that had been performing duties as of late. God. Damn. She sure knows what she’s doing. She had settled into a steady deliberate rhythm, both hands wrapped around the base of my fully engorged cock and her mouth right on top of them, completing the pleasure seal. She was stimulating every inch and I could feel her tongue flicking the underside of my head in just the right spot. She was all business and knew just what to do.

I should come quickly, I thought, it’s the courteous thing to do. Actually, that’s a lie, all I was thinking was “holllyyyy fuuuuccckkk”. I didn’t even think to warn her as I started to explode in her mouth. She recovered quickly, though, and powered through. Those guys in lab coats that put mentos in 2-liter coke bottles would’ve been proud that day. I think I hit the ceiling fan with the third burst. She kept at it until I just about curled up into the fetal position, fully spent. “That was probably for the sink sprayer prank, huh?” she smirked. There’s always a surprise ending with her though, and instead of just cleaning up her hand like a normal tax-paying individual she proceeded to lay down next to me and lovingly share every drop from her hand between our mouths as she kissed me. What a freak.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3ccm3i/down_but_not_out_mf_caution_real_life_love_and

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  1. You are a very talented writer. Enjoyable to read. Hot and funny!

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