Ended up sleeping with a semi-decently known person of minor “celebrity” status…had no clue she was, and didn’t find out until hours later, shortly before we did the deed (she was surprisingly deep too, philosophically-speaking) [MF]

Here’s something that I never thought would happen to me ever. Half of you probably won’t believe it, but I saw this sub and figured that it might actually be an interesting place to write it, so, here you go. Not every day this arbitrary stuff happens, and, frankly, I actually think that it is one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me in my life.

Anyway, so, yeah, I slept with this girl who turned out to be of some prominence, although, despite technically being subconsciously aware of her existence for years (never knew her name till then though), I literally had no idea who she was upon introduction, and did not until shortly before I sealed the deal. She probably liked the fact that I was not a fan and treated her like the average person you’d just strike up a conversation with. Since she is semi-somewhat “high profile”, I am not going to give out her name. The story is all that matters. It is likely that many of you, as I did not, haven’t ever heard of her, but I’m not going to be a dick. (I assume she is really only prominent in the younger teen demographic given what she does).

So, last Christmas Break, my roommate and I were invited to attend an event up in Washington DC. My political science professor, who had been published in plenty of journals due to his extensive concentration on fields relating to the geopolitical effects of nuclear WMD’s and international law (he was a minor consultant back during the Iran Deal. So, yeah. I end up taking a seat next to this cute looking girl (with literally my favorite hair and eye combinations ever) who I figured was my age or younger. We struck up a conversation, and then things went from there. She did sort of look familiar, I will say, and her name was definitely celebrity-esque. At first I assumed she and I had met briefly before and that she could have been a friend of a friend. We felt like we knew each other, and we literally spent ten minutes trying to figure out how we did, as she said I reminded her of someone too. We just gave up. But yeah, her name was actually sort of recognizable, so, after we figured out that we had never actually met, I just assumed that she probably shared the name with some pornstar or something, but, naturally, I did not tell her that. Following that amusing clusterfuck of a conversation, we started talking about interests and hobbies. I was pretty surprised that she was somewhat prominent (but hardly recognizable). I have always been big into theatre (was my second major until I switched it to English because theatre majors are useless as hell), so we just started talking about that after she said that was what she did, and that she is going to pursue an acting career.
We were talking about plays that we had been in before moving onto our love of Disney. We both homeschooled at one point as well, and both have crazy ADHD, which is why we jumped around from topic to topic, so it was pretty funny.

I then became surprised when she told me she was on HBO as a kid, and has consistently had minor, but semi-notable, film roles, including a somewhat large role in some Netflix thing that she could not say any more about, although I had never actually seen any of the ones that had been released. We laughed about how fucking stupid one was that she did back in 2015. She could bash it now, as it was way behind her. I figured she looked familiar from flipping channels or something.

And then she brought up the craziest thing. She had been the lead in a certain teen sitcom that had ended a few years prior, and I literally almost spit up my water. That is where I had seen her. It is not as if I ever actually sat down and watched an entire episode or anything, as I had far outgrown those things by the period that it was on air, but I had definitely seen promos and such, and I have also always been a channel surfer. It was so crazy, because, while still young and rising (I honestly would not be surprised if she became prominent in five years though), she was still pretty popular. After all, Seth MacFarlane likes her on Twitter, so that says a lot.

Anyway, we decided to hang out after the event and wander around Georgetown, where she had just attended a women’s march. She tried getting a hold of her weed plug, but he did not answer, plus both of us were pretty broke, so we figured to try and get some booze instead. We ended up begging and buying at the 7/11 (I wasn’t 21 yet) and got two bottles of wine, but then decided to head back to the cheap-ass motel my friend and I were at, but he was still out doing God-knows-what. I hooked up my laptop to the TV and we watched a documentary on Nazi Eugenics before having a double feature. We ended up watching Force Awakens and then Master and Commander with Russell Crowe. Then, boom, I’m already going at it. I gave it to her pretty damn good for a bit, but most of the time she was on top of me, but damn she was good in bed. Funny too because apparently I was only guy number four for her, which, after learning about her on the internet, I thought was pretty ironic. She was only number two for me, since I do not often hook up. When we were through, we broke open the wine and then watched Frozen before having another hour of sex. It was a pretty fun night :P

We saw each other a couple more times that winter and then once that spring, but we only had sex a few more times. What was so great is that she is such a minor figure that people do not really know who she is. She just has one of those faces (but still drop-dead gorgeous). My parents met her once, but they have no clue who she actually is; they think it is a platonic college friend. To be perfectly honest, I’d probably be dating her if we weren’t at separate schools and she was not a celebrity and did not act the way she did in public. We kind of made that joke, but it was not a smash and dash. We may hang out around Thanksgiving, but we don’t know if we will keep having sex because casual dating is not really her thing, plus she is kind of into this one girl right now (she told me that she is pansexual, as all of my girlfriends have coincidentily been as well). Hookups aren’t really my thing either, but the occasional hookup or FWB thing can be fun sometimes, so yeah, I am happy that it happened the way it did. When I’m thirty and I see her in the movies, I can brag to my closer friends that I slept with her. :P

Either way, in spite of her public image, and I bet she would be pissed for telling you this, she is nothing like what she lets on. It stems from her hardline libertarianism. She’s into the whole feminism thing, which was something that she and I debated on, although we found that we had mutual fetish-like love for the utilitarian philosophies of John Stuart Mill, who was a forefather in normalizing both feminism and libertarianism, in case you do not know. Despite being somewhat of a classical liberal, I disagreed with her variant. To sum things up, she was a bit of a Randroid, but not in the Paul Ryan sense. She just had some objectivist ideals, relating to self-interest and such. She was not one hundred percent in agreement with some stuff, but she definitely had her beef with the government and collectivism. She is not a very altruistic person in her public image too, so that would make sense. Even so, while I too see myself as somewhat of a neoclassicist, she was a big fan of the Chicago School. Her public image was motived by her pursuit for economic self-interest. I could respect that, seeing as capitalism is founded on the principle of self-interest. That being said, she donates to some charities like the Salvation Army, but super low-key for some reason. She joked that her drive to at least help out some people was stemmed from self-interest, because donating to other people made her feel good, therefore maximizing utility. Even so, she is for monetary accumulation. She had just started investing in the stock market. If she were not an actress, she tells me she’d be an economics major with a minor in philosophy.

We did both like Nietschze though, which was fun. She is very Ubermensch-y. That is why we both liked the movie Frozen. We drunkenly came up with this theory that Frozen is actually a retelling of “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”. Even edited the Disney wiki on Let it Go’s page to say such, and it is still there. Her interpretation was a bit more grounded, and she said it was probably about libertarianism or something, which I honestly do not believe could be out of the question. Even so, referring to her public image, she chose the persona she did because it made her come across as “edgy”, and she no longer wanted to be associated with her formerly wholesome image. It was her ubermenschy way of trying to separate herself from the societal norms. Even so, she figured it would be amusing to put on a party girl facade, and I will say that she is doing a fantastic job at it. The whole thing maximizes financial success on her end, as frequenting these wild Hollywood ragers and throwing some of her own help with networking, especially among those really filthily rich 30-somethings with decently high paying jobs. She exclaimed that she fought to stay relevant, not because she was obsessed with stardom, but because the internal merits and feelings of success had always been important to her, even if she was the only one who ever knew why she did what she did. Just the knowledge of having done so thrilled her. In a way, the whole thing sounded like a personal integrity she possessed. It was kind of cute actually.

Anyway, so we did some hanging out, and she personally bought me copies of both “Fountainhead” and “Atlas Shrugged”, neither of which I have read yet. I figured I’d be nice, so I later mailed her a copy of “the Catcher in the Rye”, which she couldn’t really get into. Even so, I was not expecting someone like her to be so politically opinionated. That opinionatedness would close doors for her out in public, and, while she the person had her deep philosophical musings and political beliefs, she the (minor) star was not. She played a character, from what she explained. Unfortunately, there was not a lot of time for her to step out of character. She explained that she hates the type of person she pretends to be, and now even more so because she had to learn to be one. The means to that end have required staged relationships with a couple of apparently notable folks (whom I haven’t ever heard of), but they were mostly just flings, and she had only actually slept with a few of the guys. She was more interested in women though, so those tended to get a bit more intimate. That being said, that image was determined to be the most practical direction to take her career in, although she explained to me that she hopes it to be provisional until she can figure out what direction next to go in. I suggested that she just change altogether and kinda made fun of her lightly, but she gave me some compelling reasons as to how that could be damaging in the long-term, as the transition had to be a subtle thing. That all being said, she despises the whole LA lifestyle and LITERALLY called it “the rotting heart of a nihilist hell-bent on seeking out the inane pleasures of Bread and Circuses.”

Apparently, her work with the children’s network when she was a kid opened her eyes to the cynicism embedded within her own industry. To get all poetic again, she also told me that the superficial society of celebrities and the culture that they express are pushed to do so by media executives, and they in turn do so very cleverly and sneakily. She made a thought provoking point when she said that stations such as Nickelodeon, the Disney Channel, and even Cartoon Network are run by people who have forgotten the traditional ethos of their respective companies, being to provide quality entertainment to children who deserve it. Now it is all unoriginal smut, simply created to pander to young audiences. She explained to me that the corporations of this sub-industry has evolved, and is now at the apex of its success, finally having figured out the most normative of all economic models, and such has resulted in a cynical exertion of their having finally reached the pinnacle of the entertainment industry’s existence. Ever since the success of Hannah Montana, that whole industry shifted its focus, abandoning creativity in order to take advantage of people just to make a quick buck. What do is they hold auditions, select who are either the most wholesome or the most physically attractive. Apparently they have a list of physical and personality preferences, with really sick and detailed descriptions of what constitutes their ideal image. Since we had just watched a documentary on Nazi Eugenics, she made a comparison to how German doctors would basically do the same thing, only with skull measuring as well, in order to decide if one fit the criteria necessary to be considered an Aryan.

So, those children sign their souls away to Viacom or Disney or whatever and then made to dance. After they select those children, half of whom are talentless hacks, put them in shows, have them make guest appearances in other shows, put them in commercials, have them sing a song in a show sometime down the line, put them in a second show, followed by an original movie, followed by a musical, and then finally market the kids as singers. It just so happened to work with Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato, but it was simply a coincidence that all three happened to be both good and employed at Disney during roughly the same period, so apparently the executives both there and at Nick seemed to think that they were magically able to mass produce these manufactured strawmen (she compared it to the imagery seen in the music video for Another Brick in the Wall). The thing is that the success rate is, at least initially, incredibly high, even they know that most of them are untalented. Making another reference, she literally said “it seems to me that Hollywood Breeds Californication”. I then said my favorite line: “Space may be the final frontier, but it was made in a Hollywood basement”. Then we put on the song, and then we listened to some CCR (Doooo, doooo, doooo, dooo, Looking out my Back Door), then we kept talking about all of this philosophical crap. She started getting a little nutty, but rightly passionate, declaring that these tactics of exploitation are detrimental to the survival of the Western Tradition and the integrity of art. She pursued a career in the arts because she was passionate, and now she was in the midst of a stage to break away from institutional constraints as a means to discover new possibilities. The “child star sweetheart gone wild” caricature was simply the most believable persona to take on, motivated by that fierce desire and ambition to move away from the chains the industrial establishment. So, basically, she was doing this by actively participating in a culture of Bread and Circus.

The interesting thing about it all is her use of ruthlessly precise reverse psychology when executing these goals. For instance, it is seen as a sort of sacrilegious by most of us when we see all of these child stars “go wild”, as Lindsey Lohan and Brittney Speers did. The exploitation has been around for years and has only very recently reached its existential apex. We again saw this with Miley Cyrus, who subverted the “girl gone bad” stereotype, intentionally putting on a very provocative act, but refused to go down a negative path as it related to choices.

Now, with this young woman, she knew that Corporate secretly expected this to occur at the end of the child star’s lifespan, and, once the crazy episodes would begin, they would distance themselves from the star, as it could tarnish their image so to speak. Some managed to stay wholesome, but those who did generally faded away, or at least retracted from the public eye. In her eyes, depending on the person, dipping out early on can be two things: fading away once you have lost relevancy, and quitting while you are ahead with nobility. She was not interested in quitting as it was, but said it would be too late by that point in time. She did not just want to abandon whatever vague goals she had. She did not want to go gently into the night. Hell, she didn’t want to go into the night at all.

So, she did not go against the unofficial status quo of actually remaining stereotypically upstanding. Instead, she did what was expected of her and “liberated” herself from corporate. But she adopted a more obscure persona: the Hollywood Party Girl. Admittedly, it could be fun, but she was forced to affiliate with and then become a part of what she refers to as “Sub-Hollywood” or “Low Entertainment”. She carefully timed certain things out, such as how she would present herself in certain situations, when to start fake dating someone, and when to toss a little controversy into the mix (a video “was leaked” on the internet of her smoking weed). In essence, despite her relative obscurity, she hopes to hide in plain sight for now. Potential low expectations of her could ensure a future rise into prominence if she were to immediately shed away the image entirely at the appropriate moment. As she doesn’t fuck with drugs (aside from weed haha), she needs to figure out what it was that she needs to recover from exactly: decadence.

She started going on about how, even for established celebrities, it is a fish eat fish world in Hollywood with an air of social Darwinism. She told me something along the lines of, “Los Angeles is not indicative of her name; it is a city of demons, and is ruled by a confederacy of dunces. Each citizen pretends to care about things, but they are motivated by pure selfishness, malice, and, worst of all, blatant nihilism. And people continue to worship these assclowns. Our country has entered the Age of Decadence. And so, I will give them decadence.” Her criticism of pure selfishness does not seem very clear, given her admiration for Ayn Rand, but I did not question her. She had valid criticisms of the institution, being only really one of the more inconsequential cogs in the wicked machine of the entertainment industry. Her opinions on establishment in general are vitriolic. While she has managed to stay composed for all of these years, she really thinks that the “Kid Sitcom” side of the industry really fucked her up. She then started getting really into politics and philosophy. She seems a bit cynical sometimes, which is actually quite funny for some reason. She has a generally positive way about her though. But everything she did seemed so carefully executed and precisely managed. It was all very calculating.

Still. Her of all people. A Randroid? Seriously, she’s the last person you would expect to see reading a book for fun in general, but apparently not. I thought it was just going to be a regular fuck, but this thing turned into a downright political discourse, and I am actually really happy that things worked out the way they did. Oh, and she also has connections at her old show’s Corporate in case I ever wanted to pitch a game-changing show with artistic integrity, but she joked that they’d probably take some other teen bullshit over an animated series that I actually have an idea for, but have been too busy writing my book. Being a closeted introvert, she prefers doing things alone, and that maximizes her personal utility. She did not get much of that when Corporate manipulated her. Again, she came out of her series confused and depressed, feeling ridiculously neglected. She ended that part of the conversation on point, with nothing but an old adage: Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stronger.

Now, whenever I flip past a rerun of her show, let’s just say that I cannot see her in that same innocent Disney Channel light…kinda hard to when you consider that, at one time, your cum was all over her tits, glasses, and the very face on the screen in front of you. xD

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7afjep/ended_up_sleeping_with_a_semidecently_known