My friend’s wife helped give me the best “welcome home” gift imaginable [MF]

Note: I originally posted this in r/Truebigdickstories which is why I focus on that aspect a lot. If you find that obnoxious then sorry etc, but I ain’t re-writing it! I think there’s something in here for everyone though. Happy to provide additional details if asked.

I recently moved back to my hometown after six years away so a couple weekends ago a bunch of us got together to celebrate and have a good time. A lot had changed among the group while I was away as one would expect. Some couples had gotten married, some broke up, some had children, there are some new faces, etc. Overall this was still the same group of people I had known for a long time though, only now with some different dynamics. We started with drinks and games at a friends place, and since this occasion was about welcoming me home I was fielding a lot of questions from everyone about my time away. Naturally the topic of my dating life came up and I was explaining that I had a couple brief flings but nothing serious when a guy friend of mine interjects, “He was probably too busy wrecking tinder dates with his monster cock!” Which got a roar of laughter from everyone. It’s something that’s been attached to my reputation for most of my life so everyone is aware I’m on the larger side, whether it’s first hand or from hearing jokes/comment about it, so I was used to it and just continued on with the conversation.

Later on we were at a bar and I found myself standing around a high top talking with three of the women, two of whom were married to guys in the group and one was a newer acquaintance that my friend met through work. The wives I had known for a long time. One I had hooked up up with long ago (Wife A) and the other was the wife of the friend who had joked about my dick earlier (Wife B), just to set the scene. These two are also very concerned with my dating life – bless them – so they brought up that topic once again and I continued catching them up on my romantic adventures. I gave them a summary of the past few years to which Wife B jokingly follows up with, “Plus all those tinder dates right??”

I laughed but answered her question anyway with a grin, “Yeah, I mean there were a few of those too.”

“I bet!” said Wife A, “All you’d have to do is send them a dick pic!”

This was hilarious and strange coming from a someone who everyone knows I’ve slept with before and is now married to another good friend (I actually have story about that whole situation but I’ll save it for later), but I was kind of enjoying the experience of talking about this with two married women so I kept it going: “How did you know my dating strategy??” I said, and in typical drunken bullshit mode I upped the ante, “I’ve got a folder on my phone named ‘tinder’ just for that reason” – “Oh my god, I bet you’re not even joking!” she laughed.

Meanwhile the newer acquaintance Amy had been standing there silent through this whole conversation before asking, somewhat disgusted, “Wait, seriously? Do you do that?”

I realized I might have made a mistake since to me I was just joking around with old friends, but with Amy that could easily come off the wrong way so I started backtracking, “Nooo…. I mean… yeah, I’ve sent some before but not like without their permission or anything…”

At this point it was approaching my turn on the pool table and I didn’t want to embarrass myself further so I worked my way out of the conversation. I was still eavesdropping on them whenever I could as I played though, and as Wife A was talking to the other two women and I could pick up enough to know it was about me based on the fragments. “seriously massive,” “about 10 years ago,” and other context clues. The other two looked like they couldn’t believe what they were hearing. I continued playing pool and eventually, while waiting for my next shot, Wife A walks by while looking at me with the smile she only uses when she’s up to something. “What are you so happy about?” I ask. No response.

Fast forward to the next weekend and I’m headed to a concert with a few of the same friends. On the way my friend who is married to Wife A mentions “By the way Amy and some of her friends are going to be there too. She wanted to know if you would be there.” I could tell now that this was a classic set-up, and suddenly I’m pretty excited to see what happens. The show was outdoors and electronic/pop stuff so everyone’s dancing and having a great time. Amy and I were chatting and dancing near each other through the openers, and as the sun started to set and BAC levels rose it got more intimate. All signals seemed to be green so eventually I put my hands on her hips and moved in closer. Not even 2 seconds go by before she’s pressing up against my crotch and grinding. Amy is only about 5’2″ but with the definition of a bubble butt, and she knows how to use it too. I don’t think I could have stopped it if I tried but before the song even ended I was sporting a hefty half-chub, and I could tell by her movements that it got her attention because now she was just playing with it. Another song or two goes by before we hit a slower moment – not quite as danceable – so I wrap my arms around and lean in closer. I ask her if she’s having a good time but instead of a response she pulls my head in for a kiss and we start making out. As we’re kissing she places her other hand over my crotch and starts sizing me up. “I’m having a great time,” she says with a smile as we get back to dancing.

By the end of the concert all either of us wanted to do was book it to an uber and get back to her place. Thankfully it was a short ride because the moment we got through her front door we started ripping each other’s clothes off. Amy, along with her fantastic ass, has a beautiful set of perky breasts. Just enough for a handful, and so satisfying to feel and play with. The first thing I had to do after she took her top off was get in there and start kissing them. Soon she pushes me back against the counter and lets her hands make their way towards my crotch as she squats down to get closer. I let her do the work, watching in anticipation as she undoes my belt and pants. I’m mostly hard at this point and my cock springs out as she takes the rest off. Her eyes get big and she stares for a moment before putting her hand around it. Then the other hand. “Oh wow,” she exclaims, “Yeah that’s really big…”

I’m in heaven as she proceeds to blow me there in the hallway. I let her do her thing for a while before testing the waters by grabbing the back of her head and applying a bit of pressure, pushing a little more of my cock into her mouth. She’s into it and starts making an effort to go as deep as possible. The feeling of her tongue hugging and massaging my dick is enough to make me feel close to cumming, but we didn’t want that yet. We head to the bedroom where I continue things by making her feel good instead. She lays on her back as I get my head between her thighs and start tasting her excitement. She’s extremely aroused at this point so I’m more than happy to take my time and bask in it, but Amy wanted the main course. “Fuck me,” she commands. “Just fuck me.”

Still on her back she spreads herself wide open for me as I tease her a bit by rubbing her pussy with my cock, making myself harder than ever in the process. “Go slow,” she says while staring at my throbbing erection. I spread her lips with the head of my penis and gently push myself in as she takes a breath and clings on to her bed sheets. “Oh fuck,” she gasps as her pussy wraps around my cock and sucks me in. I continue loosening her up, going a little deeper with each stroke as her moans increase in volume with every inch that disappears inside her. I start picking up the pace. “Oh fuck oh fuck” she starts repeating, “so deep, oh fuck,” which is when I lift her up a few inches to see if I can find an angle that lets me take it further. “Yes right there right there!” she begins shouting, and before long she’s about to cum. As am I. I pull out as she quivers and rubs herself in bliss. I’m still rock hard when she recovers so we get right back at it but it’s barely a minute before it’s my turn. I pull out again and erupt all over her stomach and beautiful breasts. We didn’t wait long for round two either. Once we caught our breath we were back at it, and we kept going for *hours*. In a week I’d gone from being embarrassed about mentioning dick pics in front of her to giving her multiple orgasms with, as she says, “the biggest dick I’ve ever had.”

We’ve hooked up multiple times since and get along pretty well actually. I’m not saying I have any expectations or anything but it’s nice when it’s not just a detached, one-night thing. God bless Wife A for giving me such a glowing (and thorough) reference. I’m a pretty humble guy in real life honestly (I use reddit to get this stuff out of my system) but it’s such a confidence booster seeing the effect my physical gift can have on some people, to put it as bluntly as possible. Not just during sex but also in attracting them as well. Obviously you need a good personality to go with it, which evidence would lead me to believe I have, but word of mouth about my size has been a significant factor in many of my hookups and relationships. Also, it’s kinda fun to know it’s still on the mind of other women a decade later I can’t lie 😅

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/11u3pj6/my_friends_wife_helped_give_me_the_best_welcome