I’ve recently broken open my previously tight butthole with the help of a bunch of cool toys.
I’ve been pegged for years, but i always had to open my ass slowly. Now, I can just pop in relatively large toys. My butthole stretching yogic practice has paid off!
On a recent trip to “Does your mother know” in the Castro, we bought an ejeculating dragon dildo. It’s awesome. We used it on her pussy a few times(epic), but our goal was for her to peg me with it and fill my ass with her hot cum.
We got high, I washed out my ass, but apparently forced some water up past the second sphincter (user error) and I tried to put the dragon dick up my ass without the bulb or the syringe on the end of the tube.
It’s a good thing we were in the bathroom. The minute the dragon dick head got to my asshole, a thin trickle of slightly shitty water dribbled through the ejaculating dildo tube and onto the floor.
Of course, we just about died laughing.
There should be simpsons style warning “may cause anal leakage”
It’s a good thing she sucked me off earlier with the giant anal hook in my ass and the ball stretcher on, otherwise I might be sad that I didn’t end up getting fucked in the ass last night.
We did fuck, and after I fell asleep, she was up stuffing giant toys in her ass until the wee hours.
PSA:If you’ve never gotten a blow job with a toy in your ass, you haven’t lived. If you’ve never given a blow job with a toy in your ass, you haven’t lived.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/11kcbnn/get_an_ejaculating_dildo_they_said_it_will_be_fun