[MF] I fucked a stripper, hard, last month. Was it stupid? Sure. Awesome? Yup!

Look I get that people will be like “yo! this is fake” and I get this wasn’t like the best idea i’ve ever had, but it was fucking hot, and dirty, and kind of awesome, and nothing bad came out of it. Would i do it again? Probably not. A month later does it feel worth it? Meh. At the time was it fucking awesome? Yup!

After being stuck for work in a pretty large west texas town for over a week. I got sick of sitting in my room and headed over to this gentlemen’s club I had passed a couple of times. It was like pretty much any decent strip club. Dark as fuck, bored waitress, and a couple of stages. I don’t really like strip clubs, but sometimes, when I’m feeling grimy or down, strip clubs feel more appropriate than the 4 Seasons hotel bar. All the girls on the stages looked pretty good, better than I’d expect from the size of the city, so I sat down in the back and ordered a beer.

It wasn’t two minutes before she sat down next to me and started pitching a lap dance. I said i’d pass, but she was really pretty and if I was into lap dances i’d totally go for it. “Thats cool,” she kind of laughed, “I’ll just sit here with you for a while if you’re ok with it.”

The thing was she actually was really pretty. I guessed mexican but she said she was part navajo, columbian, and irish. I didn’t bother to ask about the other 25%. She had long black hair, wide green eyes, insanely soft brown skin, her little bikini topped barely covered her clearly fake tits, and fucking get this, no tattoos. For the next 20 minutes, it seemed like a weirdly awkward, and sexy first date. Like I get thats what strippers are paid to do and i figured because I was still in a suit and tie, she thought she could get a dance or two out of me, but as she was getting ready to stand up she said “I better go walk around. This was fun. I don’t really do this, but want to hang out when i’m done?”

Clearly my brain thought ‘this is a con and this is how I end up robbed and killed by some random dude.’ But my dick, which apparently still thinks like a fucking 14 year old, was like “YOLO mother fucker! Hell yes!” I asked if that was legal or some stupid shit and she just laughed again, “Yeah dumbfuck! it’s legal.” She gave me her phone number, her real name, Hannah, and was like “I’ll probably be done by 1. Let’s get a beer.’ I watched her fine little brown ass walk away on like 8 inch heels.

So, like a fucking idiot, 3 hours later, after googling the address to make sure no murders had taken place there, and her number to see if it was attached to anything (apparently she was the head of the local university’s college democrats- go figure) I knocked on the door of a pretty nice studio condo in a pretty nice neighborhood with a six-pack of stellas (classy AF!).

When she opened the door she had her hair up and looked much shorter and much cuter than she had a couple hours earlier. She couldn’t have been more than 5’2 and stood on her toes to hug me- pressing those fat little tits into my chest. She was wearing retro american apparel workout shorts, and a loose tank top with some serious side boob. She kind of grabbed me by the hand and was like “I hope you don’t mind Keeping up with the kardashians.” Still assuming i was going to get robbed and murdered, my boner was dancing somewhere between excitement and fear as i looked down to see her firm little ass hanging out of the bottom of her shorts as she led me to the couch, “I fucking love the Kardashians!” I said. I don’t.

The “Let’s watch the Kardashian” ruse lasted like 3 minutes. All in one motion she turned towards me, straddled me, started grinding her pussy against my shorts and was like, all sexy as fuck, “Did you really come here to watch the Kardashians.” My dick fucking sprung to life and this is where my brain got really confused. At this point, outside of her inviting me over to rob and murder me, and she actually seemed pretty not robbery or murderish, I still couldn’t figure out what the fuck was happening.

My dick, however, did know what the fuck was happening and was like “Hey boy, I got this! Fuck it, we’re all in!”

I grabbed a handful of her hair. she giggled. “Nope,” I laughed and pulled her head back.

I held her hair with one hand and put my hand on her soft brown hip as she leaned forward and put her hands on the couch behind me. I pulled her closer by the hair as she dry humped the fuck out of me- her perfect fake tits pressed against my face. My mouth would catch skin then the light cotton of her tank top. All i could fucking see was tits. I let go of her for a second, pulled her top off, threw it on the floor, and instantly one of her perfect little brown nipples was in my mouth. With one hand locked on to her hip and another squeezing her her firm tit, i sucked on it like i was a starving baby. My cock felt like it was going to burst through my fucking jeans.

I legit couldn’t take it any more. The girl was grinding on my dick like she was trying to light my jeans on fire. “What the fuck!” I said and wrapped both my hands around her neck, “Who the fuck are you!” She let out the slightest little moan, smiled, and spit right in my fucking face. She gave me this look like “oh do it i do that?” but at the same time like she’d issued a challenge. She stared at me, her eyes kind of dancing. “Do it!” she laughed as i felt her spit drip down my cheek. I held her throat tight and threw her off me onto her back on the couch.

My fingers gripping hard into the soft skin on the side of her neck. “Wait! Wait!” she said as i started to tighten my grip on her throat, “Take all your fucking clothes off!” I knew things were going to get fucking lit as fuck. This girl knew what she wanted, how she wanted it, and what her fucking body did to men. She was going to use me and I was going to use the fuck out of her. I had every piece of clothes off in olympic record time.

She had slid off her shorts and had slouched, totally naked, into the couch. Her pussy was a smooth and fat as the day is long and she lay there rubbing her thumbs over her perfectly erect little nipples. i stood there for a second and looked around- she had a really nice tv and an affinity for motivational quotes as art. “Well fuck,” I thought, “I guess this is going down” and before she knew what happened I locked one hand back onto her thin little throat.

“Don’t ever fucking spit on me again” I demanded, but all she did was smile as her face was turning red and pushed her pussy a little higher in the air. I tightened my grip, she just smiled more as i dipped my fingers into her mouth and slid them, hard, into the back of her throat, and then pushed two of them into her pussy. She let out a little gasp and i curled my fingers up against her velvety ridges. Her pussy was already soaked and my thumb slid easily over her clit as she moved her hips in a circular motion. This girl was made to fuck and she fucking knew it.

I tightened my hand on her throat and brought my mouth to her ear. I’ve fucked hard before, but not really with someone I’ve just met, but something about this girl… fuck. I pushed my lips against her ear, her little body was squirming under my hands. She reached up, grabbed the back of my head, and pushed my mouth tighter against her ear. My fingers plunged even deeper into her pussy and she moaned. “I fucking own your body,” I whispered into her ear, “nod if you understand you stupid little slut.” Her eyes were closed and her body was starting to relax. She smiled as she limply let her lips spread a little and nodded. I could feel my finger dripping with my spit and her pussy. What the fuck! did I just call her a stupid little slut?

I let go of her throat and her body kind of went limp into the black leather couch. She grabbed my wrist with both hands, forcefully, and brought it back to her throat. “You’re not done yet,” she stared into my eyes, “you little bitch.” I held on tight pushing her body into the couch. My dick felt like it was going to explode off my body as i continued to stroke the inside of her tight little brown pussy with my two fingers. I could feel her start to tremble. Start to grind her pussy harder into my hand. Feel her hold my wrist tight, making sure I wasn’t going to let go until she came. She was trembling hard and had pushed her body off the couch, pressing her pussy hard into my hand. “I’m fucking cumming!” she raspingly gasped. A tear had started to run from the corner of her eye and her body was shuddering like she was possessed. “Harder! I’m fucking cumming! fuck fuck fuck” Her body shook and i could feel her pussy spasm against my dripping fingers and then her body went limp.

Before she had a chance to open her eyes or recover i was straddling her chest her tits pressed into the back of my thighs and my dick moving in and out of her mouth- fucking her head into the back of the couch. She grabbed my hips with one hand and my dick with the other. As my dick would push against the back of her throat she’d gag and choke but hold my hips so i couldn’t pull out. Spit slid out of the corner of her mouth and down the shaft of my cock. I pulled out only to hear her quickly gasp for breath before she forced my cock hard against the back of her throat.

I pushed my hands against the wall behind the couch to brace me and pushed as hard as i could down into the back of her throat. There was a moment of resistance and then i could feel my rock hard dick slide down her the throat. She pulled me tight and held me like that as i felt her lips pressed against my balls. Fuck this girl was a whore. I pulled out. She gasped for air, laughing, spit dripping off her lips, and tears running from the corner of her eyes. I reached down and playfully smacked her across her cheek and held my hand there rubbing the spit over her open mouth. She pushed into my hand. Spit was dripping off of my dick pressed between her round, brown tits. “Do it again,” she whimpered as soon as my hand slid off her mouth. “This?” I asked as I brought my hand a little harder against her cheek. All she did was smile.

Yo this got long. I’ll break it into two parts.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/75yxm8/mf_i_fucked_a_stripper_hard_last_month_was_it