Post college, I matched with S on a dating app. She was my type to a T. Died red hair that matched her freckled, porcelain skin, a round ass built by the gym that looked amazing in a pair of jeans and even better out of them and those tits. Oh my god those tits. D-cups that were always on display for anyone blessed with sight.
S had tended bar at damn near half the places in the city by the time we met. She suggested we grab a drink and I was more than happy to follow her from bar to bar on a warm Friday night. She wore a cream crop top that put her ample cleavage on full display and a pair of wildly colored elephant pants that hugged her ass in the most amazing way. If you’re not familiar with elephant pants, give it a quick Google and keep in mind that the fabric is generally just slightly thicker than a Kleenex.
We get to the first bar and S knows the bartender. She orders us drinks and chats with him for a bit while I’m sort of just hanging out next to her. In the end, we get the drinks for free so I’m totally cool with it. Second bar it’s the same story. S knows the bartenders, I’m standing behind her in a packed place as she’s chatting with them.
By bar number three, the trend has official emerged. We’ve yet to actually pay for a drink, but half the night has been spent with me standing behind S as she talks with the bartenders she knows. At this point, I’m a little frustrated and I think she knows it because she starts to press her ass into me and wiggle it back and forth. S stands about 5’7″ and I’m just a hair under 6′ so when she backs it up, she’s grinding her ass directly against my dick.
Bar number 4 brings more of the same and at this point, we’re both feeling our alcohol, but there’s S, tits resting on the bar as she flirts here way into free drinks while her ass has me at full mast.
We take our glasses and lean up against a square pillar in the middle of the bar. I have my back against it and S is standing in front of me.
“I noticed you seem to be enjoying my pants,” she said with a devilish grin.
“Hard not to when your ass has been pressed against me all night,” I replied.
S turned around backed into me. I stared down her shirt as her ass engulfed my cock.
“Let’s get out of here,” S said and I was all too happy to oblige.
My apartment was a short walk away and the second we walked in, we were all over each other. S discarded her top and pants to reveal a red lacy bra and matching thong. She pushed me down on the edge of the bed, got on her knees and swallowed my cock. No kissing the tip or teasing my balls, just straight to sucking. I reached over he shoulder to unclasp her bra and her magnificent tits fell out, fully on display.
After a few minutes of blowjob bliss, S stood up and without a word, sat down on my lap, my cock disappearing inside her dripping wet pussy.
She didn’t ask about a condom and I didn’t offer, opting instead to grab her hips and take in the sight of her ass bouncing as she rode me.
“Fuck that feels good,” I moaned. “Your ass is amazing.” It was true, I was kneading and slapping her ass as S bounced up and down.
“If you like that, you’ll love my tits,” she giggled. S stood up and turned around. I was still sitting on the edge of the bed so I made a motion to move back, but she stopped me. “Pick me up,” she instructed.
I did as I was told and she wrapped her legs around me, my cock again impaling her pussy. I sat back down and held her ass as she used my shoulders for leverage to continue bouncing.
“They’re all yours,” S announced, pulling herself up so those magnificent tits were directly in my face. I obliged by sucking and teasing her nipples while S bounced her way to an orgasm.
“Where do you want me to cum?” I grunted as I felt my balls begin to tighten.
“Don’t you dare fucking pull out,” S moaned as her pussy clenched down hard on my cock. I could feel her juices begin to run down my balls as she climaxed. That was all it took for me to begin shooting a thick load deep into her pussy.
Once we both came down from our high, we got cleaned up and fell asleep. Unfortunately, we both had to work in the morning so we didn’t have time for a second round, but that would come later when I learned how easy it was to make S squirt…
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/zdcnvn/so_thats_why_i_love_elephant_pants_mf