[F] Flashing the Room Service Guy!

Complete throw-away account. Lurker here. Sorry if this isn’t as slutty as some of the other posts here, but it was crazy for me!

So let me start by saying I’m a thirty-year year old married mother of two. What people don’t tell you about being a mother is, you’re 1000% more comfortable being naked. Whether it’s the whole breast-feeding aspect, or knowing that my three-year will burst into the bathroom no matter the situation, I feel like I’ve already lost the right to privacy when it comes to my body. Pretty routinely, I’ll be naked around the house out of practicality and not giving a fuck.

This all happened during my first work conference after Covid. Needless to say, I needed this. A break from my kids, and chance to be professional, all that. The first night of the conference, I had a really good time at a hospitality suite, and was tipsy for the first time in forever. I had enough wits about myself to make it back to my room, and when I got there I figured I should probably get some more food in my stomach. So, I called down and ordered room service of whatever food they still had; I think it was a chicken salad croissant.

After calling, in my keen judgement at the time (I was still a ‘little’ drunk), I stripped off my clothes. Losing the pre-kid dress, confining bra, panties, all of it, happy to be back in my body. Now again, being naked and doing shit was normal for me, so I went about straightening up my room when there was a knock at the door. Thinking nothing of it, I went and opened.

The hotel worker, who had to have been some poor college kid, got a full sight of me: tits, saggy belly, vulva, all of it. I was about to usher him into the room like it was no big deal, but duh, realized I was naked. Fuck, what was I doing? I was a rep in my day-care co-op, and now I’m naked in front of a stranger? In that split second, I decided to play it cool, and he tried to be as cool as possible too. He put the food on the table, asked if I needed anything else, I said no. Then, I said “wait, let me get you a tip.” God I spent a crazy thirty seconds running around the hotel room trying to find my wallet. I must’ve bent over and flashed my pussy a half dozen times. Finally finding it and handing him a five, I said something very cool, like “sorry I’m totally naked.” Then he shot back (and I remember these exact words drilled into my head) “oh, no worries, it’s not a bad sight.” I gave him his money and he left.

The next day I had to confess the whole thing to my husband, and frankly, he thought it was funny and a little arousing. We’ve been in a bit of a dry spell so I think it excited him. Hell, he just texted me: “thinking of getting any room service tonight?” Anyway, thanks for letting me get this off my chest!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/yzs1k2/f_flashing_the_room_service_guy