The title kind of gives it away, so I guess I’ll get dinged for that, just like Emma dinged her head. But here’s the somewhat more fleshed out version.
Near the beginning of my sophomore year I met this girl at the gym. Her name was Jaimie, she was a freshman. We had a friendly competition in who could bench more. And before she left I got her number. I called her the next day and we spontaneously went out on a kinda-sorta date. Ended up really getting along. We made out in my dorm room at the end of the day. Then I ate her out on my bed. After like ten minutes, she was getting real into it…arching her body, moaning, stroking my head with one hand. And with a few sharp inhales “IT” happened for her…and I heard this THUD. And her legs fell away from my head. Something about her seemed different and I looked up. This girl had passed the fuck out! She’d hit her head on my bed frame and passed out.
It was only for a few seconds, really. Just long enough for me to realize what had happened. She fluttered her eyes and said, “Ow…did I just faint?”
I’m not gonna lie: I burst out laughing. I asked her hadn’t she ever cum before? She was a little embarrassed. We decided not to have sex, because her head hurt.
I did keep seeing her. We did fuck the next weekend. There was another girl I was seeing at the same time, but Jaimie was a lot of fun.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/yu8gq8/i_19m_ate_a_girl_19f_out_and_she_fainted_and
She is going to horny jail… 🐶🪄💢