My wife and I live in a semi-rural area with our closest neighbor’s house being about 400 feet from ours. Six years ago, a family of six moved in. Since both of the adults in this family are major assholes, we have very limited interactions with them. We have had virtually no interactions with their four kids other than waving at each other as we pass on our common private road. Considering how dysfunctional the parents are, my wife and I often wonder about the sanity of these kids.
A number of weeks ago, I was working in my yard, poop-scooping on account of my three large dogs. While I scooped, I could hear the neighbor kids and their friends playing in their backyard pool. The pool is completely out of view from my property, but the kid’s screams carry over. While I worked, I glanced in the direction of their house and I saw a girl heading towards our property. Our homes are surrounded by large swaths of lawn, but as one gets to the border between the properties, there are many trees, providing a nice separation buffer between the properties. A split rail fence runs along the border and between these trees. Whoever was walking towards me was actually heading toward these trees, but glancing backwards furtively from whence she came.
As she came closer to my view, I recognized the girl as the neighbor’s oldest kid, Megan, an 18-year-old who I knew was headed to a top-tier university at the end of this summer. She was wearing a very revealing bikini and I could see that she had blossomed into a stunning looking young woman. Intrigued by her furtive behavior, I ducked behind the trees near where I was working. When she got close to the property line, she headed into the tree-dense area, into a position that was invisible from her house, but for which I had a great view. Unexpectedly, she grabbed a tree for balance, squatted down and started peeing through her bikini bottom. I could see the bikini-disrupted large flood dribbling out between her legs. After finishing, she stood up, bounced up and down quickly and hurried back to her home.
This curious and erotic sighting caused me to begin to watch the neighbor house more intently. Our large kitchen sliding glass door faces in the direction of the neighbor house, and our kitchen table sits in front of this glass door. Since I am doing a lot of work from home these days, I moved my laptop up from my basement office to the kitchen table, so I could keep watch. After five days, my efforts were rewarded. Midday, I saw Megan moving down her lawn, and away from her house towards the same treed area. This time, she was wearing a sun-dress with a hem just above the knees. She was also barefoot. I quickly slipped out a side door and snuck into my hiding spot behind a larger tree. Megan, lifted the sun-dress up to her chest, squatted down and started another pee. This time, I only had a side view, but I could see that she was not wearing any panties. After about 10 seconds of peeing, she reached down with her right hand and put it between her legs, moving it quickly. I could see that the pee stream was now being splattered up and out in front of her. After about 45 second of this, the stream slowed and I saw her body do a small convulsion. When done, she wiped her wet hand on the grass next to her, stood up and went back to her house.
The third incident occurred today, eight days later, and was essentially a carbon copy of the first sighting. Kids were making noise in the pool, and she then appeared on her lawn in the same bikini. I quickly left my house and positioned myself as usual. Again, she peed through the bikini bottom. As she was going, however, one of our dogs, in my house behind me, started barking very loudly. Since all our windows were open, the loud bark carried past me and caused Megan to suddenly look up and straight in my direction. I thought that I was hidden well enough behind a tree, but could not tell for sure. I froze in place, being careful not to move a muscle. She finished very quickly after this and hustled back to her house.
Four hours later, my cell phone buzzed and I received a text from a number I did not recognize. The text read, “DID YOU ENJOY WHAT YOU SAW??” Accompanying this was a smirking devil emoji.
What should I do?
What would you do?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ykq5h8/i_m44_think_my_neighbor_f18_has_a_public_peeing
I guess apologize for watching and give her $100
Shit on her porch.
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours 😈
Go leave a roll of tp buy the tree in a water proof bag.
Ask for a better view
Need a part two for this
Her
Tell her didn’t really see anything and needs a better view😉
Don’t be shy, reply to her. You don’t have to cheat on your wife. Maybe she would like to be seen, or maybe she wants to see you doing it. Give it a try, you might like it. Tell her you didn’t quite got a good view as an opener to what she said
tell her to just pee in the pool like a normal person
I would apologize that I have been there and saw it, and then say that you’re not even really sure what you saw, because you haven’t seen it that properly.
Then see what happens.
This can go lots of ways
You should stop being such a pervert.
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What your neighbours do in privacy of their own is none of your business as long as they are not hurting you or others.
Start minding your own business. Peeping Toms looking at 18 year girls are disgusting
Definitely respond back, ..with a witty saying or just a Yes + Devil Emoji?
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I’d like to see how this play out. I’m sure you replied by now
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