I [F] was married to a cock as a joke

This happened when I was living with a bunch of guys for money. You can go through my past posts on reddit on why I was living like that. Some of you have been asking me to share more incidents that happened during my one year long stay. I do have a lot of memories from that place and these are some of the incidents that I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget.

This is one funny incident that guys really had a blast in. So it was a day as usual and I had been fucked by the guys and we were all smoking a joint as I was hanging out naked with them. I had gotten used to being naked in front of them by now as they were all clothed. We were watching a movie and there was a wedding scene happening over there and I joked about marrying one of the guys who were living there.

Secretly I did wish to get married to one of the guys since they were all from such rich families and marrying any one of them would have set me up for life. One of the guys (Jake) joked around if I would want to marry ‘him’ and I said yes as they all laughed and he said that I should marry his cock instead as he took it out and pushed my face over to his cock. As I sucked his cock he made me make eye contact and had us talk, They all jokes and laughed about how I would be the first person to marry a cock and how I should do it and become a cockwife.

I just thought that they were joking and continued to suck as the discussion got a bit serious. Jake pushed his hands over my head as he made me deep throat his cock and fucked me in front of the other guys and made good use to my throat and making me do some eye contact. I could feel his cock slide down my tongue and go deep in my throat as he pulled out soon after and came all over my face and made a mess out of it. He laughed as he said that I would make a good cock wife.The joke went around all day as the guys made jokes about how a cock wedding would look like.

They made all sorts of jokes about how my vows would have to be about the cock and how a cockwife should look like. Next day they asked me to take part in a cock wedding and offered me 20k extra just to act like one for a day along with some LSD and ketamine to trip on. I said no at first, but then they bumped up the money even more since they really wanted to experience it once in their life. The money was good and I agreed not knowing what to expect.

The guys took me to one of their countryside mansions for the event as it had a big lawn and a place to roam around. They call over about 20 of their friends as attendees for the wedding, but they were really just there for hanging out and chilling. It was a nice gated mansion with really big lawns and was out on the countryside and quite picturesque.

I was given a white two piece lingerie which was transparent and barely hid my privates and the bottoms had a heart shaped hole at the back which exposed the top of my ass. I hung around with the guys as everyone spoke about how I was going to be the first person that they saw marrying a cock and I was the butt of all jokes in the morning.

They had setup some chairs in the lawn as it was a sunny day as Jake stood at the altar with his friend playing the role of the priest. I walked down the carpet that had been laid out in just that lingerie as everyone else was fully clothed and laughing. As I walked near Jake and looked at him, he pushed me on my head and made me kneel in front of him as he lowered my head and made me face his cock.

He opened his zipper and took out his cock as it was bare right in front of me as he said “Stare at it”. I started at his cock as his friend ( the priest ) started to talk about how my relationship has been with his cock. It was a bit funny as the guys took turns and spoke about how close I am to his cock and how we spend a lot of time together. All the while Jake kept turning my head to make sure it was facing his cock and pressed his cock on my face to make sure it was touching.

All my eyes could see was his big and huge cock right in front of me, as I could hear laughter all around. As he moved a bit I could feel his cock glide on my forehead and move on my face in front of everyone. It was followed by the vows as I said “”I Nisha, take your cock to be my husband. I promise to be true to you in good times, in sickness and in health. I will love and honor you all the days of my life.” as I had no choice. Followed by the vows from Jake on behalf of his cock.

His friend then asked me ” “Do you take his cock as your lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?”” and I just said “Yes, I do”. After he did the same, his friend asked the husband and wife to kiss as Jake pushed his cock in my mouth and the cameras started to roll. His cock having disappeared inside of my mouth as I was shocked as he held my head and moved it around a bit.

He put his cock back inside of his pants after the photoshoot was over since he didn’t feel very comfortable having his cock out in front of so many people. Jake took me to a bedroom right after and removed my lingerie and had me get on my knees and worship my new husband . I was naked in front of him as I opened his zipper and his cock was right in front of my face. He pushed his cock inside of my mouth and held my head in place as he started to move his cock right on top of my tongue pushing his cock deeper in my mouth with every thrust.

His hands in my hair as he bounced my head on his head. He made me get down and lick his balls properly as he made sure that I licked his balls clean and then made me cup his balls. I licked his cock from all the sides as I knelt naked in front of him and tried to make him cum as fast as I could. He slapped his cock on my face a few times as he laughed and asked me how does it feel to spend time with my new husband. He fucked my throat hard after that and made a mess out of my makeup and came right on my forehead and made sure to spread more cum on my face.

Since today was my wedding day he assured me that I wouldn’t get any more cum on my face but would just have to wear his. He put on his clothed and made me walk out naked with his cum on my face as he jokes about how much my new husband loves me. I was naked for a few hours after that as guys asked me questions like how it feels to be like the first woman who got married to a cock and took vows and if I’m going to be a good wife.

These jokes never really stopped though since people found it hard to forget that I got married to Jake’s cock and even Jake continued to make fun of me after that incident and still calls me his cockwife to this day.Feel free to comment or chat with me about it !

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ykf8lb/i_f_was_married_to_a_cock_as_a_joke