I’ll keep this short and it’s not about me, it’s about my mother.
Not long before I gave up on University I was in a class via Teams because as many of you know we had to do this at home, I was in my dad’s study and I could hear that my mother had just come home from shopping.
I could also hear that she wasn’t alone so muted my lecturer and I have no idea to this day who he is, as they walked passed the door the sound of my mums boots and their voices grew louder till they went into our sitting room at her bequest. And yes that is spelt correctly because she was offering.
A few minutes later I could hear his voice shouting the word fuck albeit a little muffled and I wasn’t able to pick up the rest, not long after that I didn’t need to know what my mother was saying because I know when she is having sex.
She found a guy and brought him home knowing that I was going to be there and that does not mean a fucking thing to her. For the next hour or so I’d get the odd noise coming through as they giggled and moaned and swore and shouted all kinds of fucking obscenities as I switched between muting the mic, they had fun.
Eventually I heard them talking clearly as they walked passed the door in the hallway with him comically asking if he can come back and I mean, yeah… we don’t do that here. You served your purpose and chances are you aren’t that good to keep around. He wasn’t coming back and to this day I know he hasn’t.
My mum then opened the door to the study after he was booted and asked if I wanted something to eat, she was leaning against the door and sweating with her hair a complete mess. I was resting my chin on my fist and gave a signal to say yes to that and a minute later got up to get myself a drink where my mum was naked and making me a sandwich.
Swingers really don’t give a fuck. I can drops of that guy on the tiles beneath her as she stood at the counter and you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to concentrate with that on your mind. How many others here have spent time at their laptop with food in one hand, your groin in the other whilst your lecturer bores the fuck out of you?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/yhhzhu/fm_its_genetic