Hi! I’m back. I’m going to continue to post stories of my past to make me feel better about my super boring present!
When I was 20, I was a huge asshole. I still am – but I was then, too. I had a girlfriend named Kristy and she was everything a man could ever ask for. She was a bit shorter than me, probably 5’5″ or so, with brown hair and big brown eyes. In high school she was a gymnast – which has loads of benefits. When we started dating she went on birth control because she “loved how it felt when I came inside her”, and not only did that mean we could fuck without a condom, it also meant her boobs got bigger. So her body was like instagram-model absurd. She was a nurse (at 20, an RN) and had no problem paying for my meals. Maybe craziest of all, she loved fucking other girls in front of me. I should have married this woman. But alas, I was an asshole.
This was a fantastic point in my life where I did nothing but work at a gym and party. so I would wake up at like 9AM, work/work-out at the gym, get off work and find a place to get fucked up. I still lived at home, but my parents basically gave me an entire basement to myself. I had friends live there briefly, we had parties there frequently, and I could have privacy anytime I needed it.
One fateful day, I had just finished “work” (leg day) when I got a text from Kristy that said she wanted to take me out to a fancy dinner tonight. I guess some dudes would have a problem with that, but I really didn’t give a fuck. Normally when we went out to dinner it was Carrabas, or Applebees, or a chain restaurant with decent food but nothing crazy. But – she told me that she wanted to do something special and that I should pick a place and get a reservation, and I should wear something nice. There was a nice local Italian restaurant that my parents always went to, so that seemed fine to me. I called and got a reservation and picked out a shirt and tie. I didn’t have a suit or anything, because I was fucking 20.
I went to go pick her up (she also lived with her parents) like any other dinner. I text her from the driveway to let her know I was there (I was an asshole, so I didn’t go to the door) and she was taking a bit longer than usual. It didn’t really matter to me because that meant I could level up my Alakazam in Pokemon Sapphire.
Finally I hear her front door open and close and I look up and she’s a fucking vision. She wearing a [dress](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1dC9FQFXXXXaMXVXXq6xXFXXXS/Siskakia-font-b-Sexy-b-font-font-b-Dress-b-font-font-b-cheap-b-font.jpg). She never wore dresses. She didn’t like her thighs because she thought they were too big. I fucking loved her thighs… and I fucking loved this dress. The picture I linked is pretty close, but it was either too small or just right, because it hugged her curves perfectly. As soon as I saw the dress I knew that we were fucking after dinner. I got out of my car and I guess my jaw must have been on the floor because she giggled and blushed and said “do you like it?” I managed a head nod and then asked her to do a quick spin for me. She spun, but she did it slowly, and when she was done she struck a playful pose with her hand on her hip and her tongue out. I told her we need to get in the car immediately because if her parents looked out the window they would definitely see my raging boner through my pants.
Once in the car she continued to giggle a bit, and I assumed it’s because she was happy that I liked her surprise. But as we pulled out of the driveway she said “Wait until you see my other surprise…” and I hit the breaks. I could feel my dick begin to tingle as it stiffened again in my pants. “What?” I asked. “You’ll find out later! Not now! We have a dinner to get to!” I pulled out of the driveway and got about halfway down her street before she started giggling again. I stopped the car and said “What? What’s the surprise?” Without saying a word she grabbed my hand and placed it on her dress where her tits were. I could feel how hard her nipples were. But that wasn’t necessarily a surprise. I looked at her kinda puzzled and she said “I’m not wearing anything under this dress.” My brain started racing. This was somehow even hotter than her being completely naked. My cock became hard as it’s ever been in my life. My head was spinning because all of the blood in my body was now located in my dick.
She giggled again and said “Come on! Let’s get to dinner!” And I said “No. Fuck that. I need you, now.” I took a turn toward my house and bit my knuckles, barely able to handle how horny I was. She laughed again at that, and then she started teasing me. She made a show of lifting up the bottom of her dress to reveal her “landing strip” pubic hair that I loved. She ran a finger through it and then put it into her mouth. She knew I couldn’t stand that. I groaned in frustration and stepped on the gas.
Then the fucking radio got in on it. LL Cool J’s “Doin it well” started playing. Now if you’ve ever heard this song. The female parts of it are sung in an incredibly sultry voice. Play it now on YouTube if you want. Sometimes I wonder how it was allowed on the radio back then. As soon as the song comes on she smiles at me and starts feeling her tits over her dress, rubbing her body and singing along to the lyrics in her best “Fuck me daddy” voice. At this point I could feel the precum leaking out of my dick. I was sure that if she touched me I would just cum right then and there. She went on “doin it and doin it and doin it *well*” and everytime she got to the “well” she would do a little body roll and stick her tongue out at me. She reached over to play with my dick while I was driving but I slapped her hand out of the way. She laughed again and continued to tease me with her own body.
Now this whole time I’m trying desperately to get home as fast and as safe as possible. It’s really fucking difficult to focus on anything but this ridiculous hot woman teasing me. I’m not saying a word, and I’m rotating between biting my knuckles and sighing loudly. All I can think about is how I’m going to fuck the ever loving shit out of girl the moment I get her through the door.
Mercifully, I managed to make it home without an accident. I pull into the driveway and immediately hop out of the car, run over to her side of the car and pull her out. I pick her up like we were just married and I’m carrying her through the threshold and I rush her into my house. I run through my basement where my friends are busy playing Halo: CE, kick my door open and throw her onto my bed. I slam the door shut and lock it, and hear my friends laugh as they got an idea of what was happening. She gets up and says “Calm down!” playfully while laughing to herself.
I realized she thinks she’s going to tease me some more. She stood up and started to dance seductively, singing “doin it and doin it and doin it *well*!” Something snapped in me and I couldn’t take it anymore. I grabbed her by her hips and kissed her as hard as I could, pressing my rock hard dick into her stomach. Then I turned her around, bent her over and lifted up her dress to reveal her beautiful round naked ass. I stuck a finger into her pussy and found that it’s soaking fucking wet. She moaned, turned around, bit her lip, and said simply: “fuck me.”
I undid my belt, drop my pants and thrust my dick all the way inside her without hesitation. She moaned in ecstacy and I do, too. I could feel the precum mixing with her juices and we could hear our mess “squish” every time I thrust into her. I fucked her as hard and as fast as I’ve ever fucked anyone. I was no longer in control of my body. Every fiber of my being was controlled by my lust for this woman. Not long after I started I felt her getting close to her orgasm. I was glad, because there was no holding back this tidal wave of cum building up inside me. As she came, I felt her pussy muscles milking my cock – and I exploded into her, screaming in pleasure for what seemed like 15 seconds straight. Afterward we both collapsed onto my bed and laughed. I hear my buddies from the other room say “Goddamn!”
We fucked 3 more times that night. We did not make it to dinner.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/71yimw/mf_the_dress