Hi guys and gals!!!
(Gender: female, age: 19)
I had a dirty story that I wanted to share. It happened a couple of months ago. I just recently got into Reddit, which is why I’m just telling it now.
P.s. I’m a 19 y/o, blue haired, pale, 130 lb. 5’3″ tall girl.
To make a long story short, I was fucking this guy (I’m a lesbian, it’s one of the few times I’ve ever done anything with a guy, but I did enjoy it more than I thought I would). He’s a good friend of one of my best friends, and apparently he always had a thing for me (knowing I was a lesbian, guess he was persistent!). I knew that girl in particular was into some kinky shit, and I knew they were into it together (they had an on-off sort of thing). I didn’t know what, but I gave it a try anyways.
We met at her house. She wasn’t present during the fuck (only after he’d came). We met there, talked a bit, then dramatically went into her room. He quickly pinned me to the bed. I smiled, giving him reassurance that he wasn’t raping me. He kissed my glossy red lips, all the while, working off my clothes. He started with my shirt, lifting it off, revealing no bra (I planned ahead, I went over planning on fucking him, as did he), but instead, a pair of perky, busty tits. He began licking them, fondling the nipples in his tongue. This nearly instantaneously hardened them (and him), to the point where I was already hardly able to bear the stabs of pleasure.
Fast forward five minutes, and his cock is in my asshole. I’m LOVING it. I wasn’t really turned on by guys (again, lesbian), but the cock felt MUCH better than fingers or plugs, in its own way. I hadn’t had any guys play around with my asshole before, so it was all new to me. I’d hardly touched it in the first place.
As we finish, he has me in the piledriver position, at the end of my friend’s bed. This whole process was mixed with the occasional lick, or him asking me to push the air out of my ass (guess he liked seeing me fart? Do guys like that? Lemme know..), and some other spanking and spitting activities. After a while of this, he announces that he’s going to cum. I assume he meant on my tits or in my mouth, but he holds me against the bed as I try to get up. I don’t protest. He continues thrusting into my asshole, shooting a frighteningly heavy load into my bowels (I was afraid of having cum in there, maybe I thought I’d get pregnant, maybe I thought it wouldn’t come out. Idk.). Despite the fright of it, it had my pussy oozing and spurting out juices at random intervals, sexily dripping down my tits and stomach.
I could hardly describe what it felt like. It was definitely cold. You could compare it to an enema. Because of the opening and rawness of my colon (I believed he referred to it as my “shitter” hehe), the cold slime trickling down into me was truly amazing.
As I’m collecting my thoughts, immersed in pure pleasure, he commands me to sit on the bed. So I do. He hurries out of the bedroom. I assumed it was to clean up or something. Nope…
He brings my friend into the room. This is a friend I’ve had for, I don’t know, nine years (met her in elementary school). It wasn’t like we hadn’t seen each other’s tits, even that we hadn’t seen each other in the showers. We were fine around each other naked (even played around a few times, even though she’s straight, but that’s a story for another day ;)), but that wasn’t the weird part.
He commands me to get off and squat. At this point, I’m pretty embarrassed. It wasn’t like I’d never done anal, been nude in front of guys/girls, farted in front of them before, etc., but it was that I was in front of my lifelong friend. She stared at me, making no effort to hide, in more of a tormenting, excited, ravenous way than a romantic one. But, I do as I’m told, and I squat. Not wanting to have to show my friend anything without having to, I squat, tits facing her. Of course, he tells me to turn around, and to squat deeper. So I do — the craze and horniness in my eyes makes itself more and more present. I turn my ass towards them, squatting as low as possible, leaning forward. I wait there for a good ten seconds. What are they doing? Is she looking at it? Did they leave? My questions are soon answered. My most dirty, embarrassing fears are brought to life in an instant. She places a large glass bowl under my ass. I’d seen porn — I knew what they wanted me to do. Incredibly embarrassed by the presence of my good friend, I was hesitant. He says “shit it all out”. I look back, seeing my friend’s face. She was equipped with a mixture of excitement, disbelief, and probably disgust. I later found out that it was her idea, though, so I doubt she was too grossed out. She gave me the sort of nod someone would when they were either being a bitch to you, or you were trying to look to them for help out of a situation.
I pushed as hard as I possibly could. I knew we were doing anal, so I’d used the toilet before I arrived, and knew I didn’t have to worry about anything else coming out. I could tell that I was dripping, though. It ran down my leg while I squatted. I didn’t lose much, though, and believe me when I tell ya, there was a LOT. Wow. As I pushed, a quick spray shot out of me. My female friend clapped in a sort of friendly, yet shameful way. I continued, sitting straight above the bowl, pushing the semen out of my bowels. It came out in short sprays mostly, others as small streams (sorry for being so graphic!! I have a habit of doing that when I write stories.). The feeling of pushing the sticky fluid out of me was one unmatched by many others. I was a dirty, slutty whore in that moment. Completely open to my friend, and her friend, who had just opened up my ass and filled it with cum. It. Was. Amazing.
After about thirty farts, and fiveish minutes, I managed to get the last of it out. As I was saying, A LOT. Imagine a glass bowl about a foot wide. It was filled nearly half way. As a cook, I could approximate that there were about two cups of the stuff shot out of my ass (Google that, it’s a lot!).
I hardly needed to be told what was going to happen next. I was told to lay on my back on the bed, which I did. An old blanket was put behind my head, or something, probably to protect the bed from stains. I was told to close my eyes, and I did. I was greeted, twenty or so seconds later, with a stream of cum. A thick, rich waterfall of it, directly into my mouth, and around it. It was also liberally poured on the remainder of my uncoated face, but mainly into my mouth. I was told to open my eyes. As I opened, I quickly had to push some cum out of my eyes. “Don’t swallow yet”, my female friend said to me. I was totally full! I was full to the point that, were any more poured into my mouth, it wouldn’t fit. My mouth was completely filled with cum.
Seeing that a little remained in the bowl, I wondered what was in store. I didn’t sit up, careful to make sure the cum stayed on my face. My (straight) friend continued to take the bowl and slurp out of it. I thought to myself, wow, is this a porno? I didn’t believe that I, she, nor him would ever do this. But I knew what they were into, so I wasn’t completely shocked, but I’d never imagine she would do something of this sort.
Like a kitty, she slurped the cum with her tongue, getting a bit on her face from the outer parts of the bowl. She finished by pouring it into her mouth, getting a bit on her clothes and bed, but continued to collect it with her finger. She then showed me her stockpile of my asshole cum that she amassed in her mouth. She gave me a little friendly thumbs up, and I laughed a little.
Her mouth not nearly as filled with ass cum as mine, she leaned over my stomach, and began kissing me. We swapped the cum around, playing with each other’s tongues, sharing the sticky substance. We concluded with me embarrassingly releasing a residual cum fart onto her dark grey comforter, which she didn’t seem to be bothered by. A souvenir maybe?
“Swallow it, swallow it all”, my female friend said. My male friend sort of nodded along, both of them waiting in anticipation. So I did — every bit of it. It took a few swallows, and I gagged a little bit, but I got it all down. She then ordered me to stand. It tasted very yummy, fyi. Try it, girls.
Guiding me to a long mirror, I looked at myself. My pretty, pale face and blue hair were sticky with cum. It had largely dried on by now. I looked a bit like I was covered in candle wax, a bit of it dripping off and down me, but mostly dried on.
By my request, I had my male friend take a few pictures of my face, my asshole, pussy, tits, body, etc., for later personal use. I didn’t have my friend do it because I knew that she’d be a bitch and use her own phone. That phone was broken in the rain, but I’m trying to get the photos back, so if I can I’ll let y’all know ;).
In summary: I ate cum out of my asshole, my “straight” friend watched/tasted it. HUGE turn on. I have a few questions, however.
Do guys like it when girls fart? I’ve always thought it was kind of kinky with other girls, but I figured guys would find it gross.
Could my friend be straight, or is she lying about it? I’ve heard a lot of stories of straight chicks trying weird shit with their friends but idk. I’m not a straight chick.
Is this really weird? I was really into it, to be honest, and I’d probably try it again.
Have any of you ever done some really kinky shit like this? Tell me about it!!!
Thanks y’all for reading ;) Lmk if you have any questions, comments, concerns, etc haha. Thanks :)
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/717an2/fmff_tasted_cum_out_of_my_butt
Please call me if you ever want to try again. Good lord it was like a dream.
Personally I love the farts from girls after anal. Can’t really explain why. Kind of like a reminder that their asses were so used they can’t hold air? Idk haha
Brand new account? Yeah, this all happened.
Some guys do like it when girls fart. I don’t particularly like it but I accept that it happens during or after sex.
Pretty sure your friend is lying. If she was so comfortable with the situation I doubt it’s her first time doing something with a woman, or maybe she’s just experimenting a bit but even so, I don’t think she can be considered straight after that.
Everything is weird to someone. Me, I would call it kinky not weird. I like this kind of kinky stuff and find it really hot when people step outside their comfort zone so to speak.
If it was me, I would definitely be trying stuff like this a couple more times at least! It doesn’t have to mean that you’re not a lesbian anymore, you like the feeling of penetration so it’s only natural that cock would feel better than a dildo, plug or fingers. Plus you get the added bonus of cum as well! I’m not big on labels but I think it’s fine to not necessarily be attracted to men but to still enjoy what they have on offer :-)
I need therapy now. I am not a prude. Have been in the SM screen 20 years. Butt stuff freaks me out to this very day. I can’t believe I even read the whole thing. I hope you enjoyed it.
Great story.
>Do guys like it when girls fart?
No.