*I told y’all I’d write a companion piece to my tale of shitty sex with a dude who was huge.*
I’ve actually written about this guy in the past, but I never really mentioned this aspect specifically.
So I’ve said this before but I’m not sure y’all believe me: I’m not usually the hottest girl in a room. I’m not stupid in that I know I’m pretty. I’m blonde, cute, and have a nice body, but I’m an 8 who can pretty easily pull a 10 thanks to my energy.
All that is to say, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume I’m the hottest person this dude has ever fucked.
I’m not really sure what me and this dude were. He wasn’t exactly my friend but I fucked him on and off for like a year. He wasn’t particularly attractive, ambitious, or compatible with me on an emotional level. He was nice and cute enough, but conventional wisdom probably would not have put the two of us together.
*God, I sound like such a bitch writing this. I’m trying to be honest because it feels integral to the story.*
It’s kind of weird how we got together. If I’m being honest, I just really wanted sex and he was… there. I didn’t have high expectations. I didn’t even put in a lot of moves to seduce him. I was just like, “Want to fuck?” And he was happy to partake.
When we got naked, it occurred to me he didn’t have a particularly large penis. He wasn’t super tiny or anything, but he was below average.
I’m going to be totally honest, I was not phased by this at all. In my experience, it’s honestly not size that makes for good sex. Plus, like I mentioned, I didn’t have super high expectations. He was kind of nerdy and didn’t seem super confident so I was seeing a lot of missionary in our future.
I was wrong.
This dude very gently took my clothes off and then guided me to the bed as he kissed down my body. I was digging it but not exactly prepared for what happened next.
“Can you get on all fours?” He asked.
I shrugged and did it, thinking we were just going to fuck like that, but this mother fucked put his head in between my legs and lowered me onto him.
“Whoa!” I said as his tongue hit me. “We don’t have to start with this.”
I tried to push up but he stopped me. “No! I really, really want to. Please? I promise I’m good at this.”
I’m usually not into getting eaten out like this. Truth be told, it usually takes my male partners a while. I’ve tasted the sweet nectar of female-on-female oral stimulation and it’s hard to come back from that.
But fuck me, he was good.
His enthusiasm alone would have been enough. He went off about how good I tasted and fondled my ass. He was really, really into it. Like, he was rock hard and moaning the entire time. I started rocking above him and my eyes literally rolled to the back of my head as I slammed a hand against the wall.
“Fuck that feels good,” I moaned. “What the hell?”
“God I love this,” he said in a muffled voice before he went back to whatever beautiful thing he was doing with his tongue.
He pressed a finger right at the entrance of my ass very gently and it sent me over the edge. I came so hard I fell forward and cried out.
“Fuck, what the hell was that?” I asked as I caught my breath.
“I *love* doing that.”
“You have a gift.”
“Do you want to keep going?”
“Fuck yes!”
He jumped on me and spread my legs.
There are some things I don’t usually like. I don’t like face sitting. I don’t like missionary. I don’t like tasting myself my after my partner eats me out.
I loved it ALL with him.
He entered me slowly and lowered his mouth to mine and then kissed my neck and ear. He thrust into me very, very slowly. The build was torturously delightful.
When he nipped at my breasts, I pressed them together for him and let him stick his head in them. He was really, REALLY enjoying my body and it was noticeable. The look of pure wander in his eyes would have probably been enough to satisfy me even if he wasn’t somehow pressing all my damn buttons.
“Do you like getting your clit fingered?” He whispered.
My eyes grew wide as I nodded.
This angel of a man then proceeded to rub my clit as he fucked me slowly. He didn’t just stick a finger down there either. He kept his hand straight and slid it directly on my clit so I could rub against it.
*Mother fucker… Like, where the hell did you learn this bro?*
I felt myself build and shudder as he put his mouth back on my body. I had to arch my back to take it. I came again like that and laid back in exhaustion.
“Can we keep going?” He asked gently.
“Yeah but can you fuck me from behind? You can go hard if you want.”
Apparently he did. He flipped me on all floors and railed me. But it wasn’t just a normal pounding. He went hard but was measured, and pulled dry hair as he did. He also kept saying how good it felt and that my ass looked perfect from this position
Fuck me, it was hot.
I moaned once and that’s all it took. He grabbed my breast as he came. And then fell behind me. He pulled me into a cuddle and I had this huge stupid grin on my face.
“That was fantastic sex.”
“I’m glad you enjoyed it,” he laughed. “You are very fun to fuck.”
The weird thing? He even mentioned that he had a small dick later that evening when we were drinking wine. He just kind of owned it and noted he was “gifted” in other ways. He also said he was going to be thinking of my o-face for days because it was beautiful.
*I mean, this guy is about to get some head.*
I told him I had a gift too and went down on him. I let him pull my hair and come in my mouth.
*Plus… he was an easy dude to suck off. That’s an unsung benefit. I didn’t even have to deep throat to fit him in and ended up full-on licking his balls.*
I went back to that dude A LOT. We tried to be friends but we just didn’t have much to talk about when we hung out and he was honestly a little weird. He was very sweet… just weird.
Boy, was he good at sex though. Holy fuck. We just kind of accepted that it was what it was. I’d regularly text him, and he was always down to fuck. We never really got rough or particularly kinky, but I came for fucking days with that man. He could fuck me into oblivion and then bring me back with his tongue.
One of my friends fucked him years later and was like, “I’d let that nerdy man do dirty things with that small dick.”
He’s a legend.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/x3dfus/some_of_the_best_sex_of_my_life_was_with_a_dude
My first experience with penetrative sex was with a strap on. My partner at the time used I believe a smaller than average dildo that hit all the right spots. Pillow under the hips, legs on her shoulders and hugged tightly while kissing. The angle is just perfect with that size and hits the g spot when “strap deep” so delightfully sweet one would never wish for it to stop. Woof
This is one of the greatest stories I’ve read. Love your voice and tempo. Your upbeat energy really comes through in your writting.
Would love to have sex at some point! Haha
When you’re more on the “average” side, you know you have to try and do the other things well and pay attention to the details
Knowing what to do with whatever you’ve got – male, female, or otherwise- and making an effort to get creative is waaaay more valuable than size.
Omg, Katie?
Kidding. But I have been this guy. And you sound much more appreciative than she was. She complimented me on it, and praised me once or twice to other people, but otherwise she treated me pretty horribly. Oh and also I know you’re not her because she refused to let me ever go down on her. She was an interesting one. I wish I had seen some of the signs earlier that we weren’t right for each other.
Anyway, love this story, and I feel like this kind of sex is often overlooked (regardless of size). Thanks for sharing!
My wife concurs. The best lover she’s ever had was 2″ hard, on a good day.
The best part of that is that he showed me how to make her cum like crazy.
I’m glad I’m still remembered lol
Another to the “conventionally unattractive sex gods” collection designed to give all of us normies hope for the future :D Awesome story!
Again, thanks for writing this. I hope it helps some younger guys (who like me) are well below average. It’s not all about the dick, there are many other parts of the body to use.
Well David did take Goliath down with just a slingshot and a pebble. All you’d really need is a lot of centrifugal force. I mean skills you need skills and regards to this story seems like compensation isn’t such a bad thing.
Major props to this guy for owning it! Kudos to you sir *nods.* And props to you too Ms. V, your openness to things really just makes it better *nods.*
Now time to figure out which dude this is from your other stories heh. Cheers to you Ms. V!
Good to know that if you’re mildly unattractive and have a small dick, even if you’re good at sex you basically have to wait for someone to fall backwards into doing it with you out of boredom.