Now this is a story all about now
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became a slut
With no fucks or care
In Pakistan (Karachi), born and raised…
In the mosque, where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, prayin’, relaxin’ all cool
Kissing random dudes right outside the school
When a couple slutty girls that were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
One day I missed my period
And my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re grounded forever,
You’re a mother’s worst fear’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she barred me from going to school
And said “This the way”
She slapped my face and gave me
the quran
Little did she know I had a pact with Satan
Being a teen in Pakistan, oh this is bad..
I don’t wanna live here no more
I am repressed and so sad
A chance to live in Canada?
Hell yeah, this rad
But wait, all this culture shock, racists everywhere
Is this the place that is my destiny to stay?
I don’t think so
I will see when I get to college
I am the queen of sluts, a keeper of knowledge
When I fucked the first time ever
I was 22
In the west that’s super late
But hey, livin’ in Pakistan most your life,
what could you do?
All that time fearin’
Like sex was a crime
And now I fuck who I want
Life gave me shit
I flipped the dime
The first time I ever fucked
It was raining like crazy
The soul surrendered.
The mind went hazy
Sex is just sex, not a crime
Is an urge, not a magical mystery
But my orgasms launch me into space
The rest, as they say is, history
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ws4bx3/i_f_am_a_muslim_slut_and_i_officially_reached_my
Get on your knees, like the breeze blows
I’m all about mouth-fuckin’
Only if you down for dick suckin’
If not, B.J. and the Bear…keep truckin’
And fuck chapsticks
Creamin you’r teeth like dentists as I’m rubbin’ them
With an erection like injections
Numbing up your tonsils, like Anbesol anesthetic
Cummin’ down your throat like chloraseptic take it out my mouth
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
Swallowin’, garglin’
I’m givin’ bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facia