I Only Have Tinder to Fuck [MF]

I got on Tinder with the sole purpose to fuck. I’m not looking for a girlfriend or a wife or anything like that. I want a friend that just wants to fuck. Don’t tell me about your problems. Don’t tell me about your day. All I want is to flirt, tease, sext, and fuck.

I matched with a girl and she just said “hey.” I told her “shut up and get on your knees.”

Now, she’ll either love that shit and flirt back. She’ll say “make me” or any other form or that. Or, she’ll think I’m an asshole and not respond. Got a fair share of that.

I had one particular girl go on a rant about how that’s all guys want. She cried about how she’s not respected, blah blah blah.

I told her, “no, I don’t respect you. You’re on Tinder. We’re all here to fuck. So unless you’re going to call me Daddy, shut up and find another guy to complain to.” To no one’s surprise, she stopped replying.

The next day, I received a new message. “Hey Daddy.”

I started talking to the same girl who went on a rant the day before. We flirted for a while and agreed to meet up. No date, no restaurant, nothing. She came over and we fucked. We fucked hard. I had her on her knees, then on all fours. I had her legs on my shoulders while her big tits bounced.

I pulled out of her and finished all over her chest and face. We cleaned up and she left. Anytime she wants to fuck, she always says “hey Daddy” and we meet up. No strings attached.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/wnr194/i_only_have_tinder_to_fuck_mf

9 comments

  1. Out of all the stories on here this is probably the fakest I’ve read

  3. Lucky you, everyone women on Tinder in my area seem to think it’s “Match.com” looking for a relationship

  6. When AOL was a thing decades ago I was getting FWBs lined up for everynight. They had a friend list on their singles’ forum I would mark the girls that looked interesting to see when they were online to message them. (yea I know AOL did not have the code for the internet today).

    I used a friend’s hit line after any chat for fifteen minutes, I would tell them “I want to flip you upside down and lick you like a ice cream cone”. 90% of the time they asked me for my phone #. I usually met them at a Starbucks and bought them a coffee and ended up taking them home, their home or just hooked up in the parking lot. A few times they just wanted my address to come over now or in the morning.

  8. let me guess: you don’t have any photos on your profile and your bio just has your snapchat @?

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