My first threesome was a fail : [mff]

Yesterday I posted a story of a successful threesome I had with two hot young girls. I figured I’d write about my first one. One that I’m not so proud of. I’m new to Reddit and was surprised at how many people read and commented on my last story. With my line of work and circle of friends, I tend to hook up with a lot of girls and have some wild stories but never really get the chance to tell anyone, at least not in so much detail. Reddit is an interesting place to tell stories and people seemed to enjoy the last one, so here’s another one. This is the story of my first threesome, told exactly as it happened. (Except, I used fake names for the girls)

I met “Meg” at a swimsuit line launch party. It was at this sick three story beach house and had a jazz band and a huge spread of catered sushi. She was one the models for the brand and was being paraded around the house in a bikini and they were showing her off to the various buyers that were there. Meg was 19, blonde, had a beautiful face and THE most perfect ass I’ve ever seen. I’m not exaggerating either, it was immaculate…the perfect size and the perfect shape. Her breasts were size c maybe, and perky like a healthy 19 year old should have.

I’m a 38 year old single dad and professional photographer by trade, but I was at the party more as a guest because I know the owners of the swimsuit brand. I had brought my camera along anyway, and snapped some pics of Meg and the other model while they were hanging out on the lanai. I showed the girls what I shot and they liked what I got in two minutes more than what the hired photographer took in his 45 minute shoot earlier that day. We exchanged numbers and I said I would send the the photos to them later. They also mentioned wanting to shoot sometime. I didn’t hit on them or anything that day…when I meet beautiful girls, I try to not to seem eager. Patience usually pays off.

A week or so later I hit up Meg and the other model to shoot some more photos. The other girl was out of town but Meg and I planned a day to meet up and shoot. We shot at a secluded beach and I brought a surfboard that matched her bikini perfectly. We got some really nice pics. Then we went to this little forest area that’s really photogenic and got some more good ones. She was stoked. We small talked and I found out she was married, which surprised me because she was so young. Turns out her and her husband dated in high school, got married after, he joined the military and they got stationed near my town. She said they had to move soon but she wanted to stay. I kept things friendly and professional but I did sense a bit of chemistry between us. She seemed really comfortable with me and even asked me a bunch of “get to know you” type of questions. I still didn’t hit on her.

A month or so went by and I noticed she had deleted the photos of her husband off of her Instagram. I texted her and asked if she wanted to get together for dinner and drinks. She said she wasn’t old enough to drink but she was down to hang out. I told her I know most of the bartenders in town and with me she can totally drink. So we set it up for later that week.

The day came and she met me at my house and I drove us to a nearby restaurant. Shortly after we got there, she asks me if it’s ok if her friend joins us. She also said that she wasn’t sure if this was a “date” or what, and that her friend was really clingy and that’s why she wanted to come join us. I took this as a bad sign. First off, I wasn’t sure how she could think that this wasn’t a date, and secondly, I wondered if her friend was really clingy or if Meg just wanted her friend there so she can bail the date whenever she wants to.

I didn’t protest and said, “ya, of course…no worries at all!” and went along with it happily. We ordered drinks and a few minutes later her friend joined us. She wasn’t a model or anything but was pretty cute. Also, 19, raven haired, and a little on the chubby side. Nice tits thought. We chit chatted and drank for a while. I learned that her friend (I’ll call her Raven) was also married to a military guy but also separated and she and Meg were both currently living together.

The evening went on and eventually a couple friends of mine sat at the table next to us and started buying us shots. I did the first one with them but not the second or third or fourth rounds that my friends bought. I can’t handle alcohol very well, so I like to stick to beer, plus I was driving. But the girls were going for it and getting kinda drunk. So we all decided to take the party down to road. My buddy said for us to follow him to some beach house where there’s a pool and jacuzzi and we agreed. On the way we were blasting rap music and the girls were totally turning up, singing all the lyrics. I asked them if they want to go to my house first and smoke and they liked that idea. We stopped at my place and my buddy was already blowing up my phone with text messages asking where we were. I ignored them at first.

We smoked and I got us some beers out of the fridge, then sat on the sofa in between both of them. Somehow we got on the subject of them kissing other girls. Raven said she kinda had a threesome once but Meg said she had never. I mentioned I had never had one either. I cant remember exactly how it happened but next thing I knew I was kissing Meg while rubbing on Raven’s tits. Then I leaned back and pulled them close to each other and they started kissing. I leaned in and began kissing Raven and putting my hand down Meg’s pants. She was completely shaved but I couldn’t get to her pussy very well because of how she was sitting so I moved us inside to my bedroom.

When we got inside I took both of their tops off and their pants off and they laid down on the bed. Meg straddled Raven and continued to make out. I was surprised my dick wasn’t hard at this point, but that happens sometimes when I drink or if I’m nervous. So I grabbed my camera and snapped a couple photos as Meg started to go down on her friend. (I added one, see the link below) She pulled Raven’s panties off and began licking her clit. I got behind Meg and took her panties off and started licking her pussy and ass from behind, while still trying to get my dick hard. After a bit I stopped and laid down and started licking on Raven’s size D tits. Meg stopped eating her out and joined me in sucking on her nipples. I stuck my finger in Raven’s pussy and could feel a tampon string. I thought, ‘fuck…how am I going to get around this’.

I figured oh well, I’ll just fuck Meg. But my dick still wasn’t hard. I started getting worried. So after a minute or two, I went in my bathroom and got some coconut oil and started masturbating to no avail. I figured I’ll just get myself hard and go throw it in Meg. I turned up the speed a bit, and apparently too much because I accidentally came…limp dick and all! I was like…”fuuuuuck!!,” …totally baffled, realizing that I just ruined all chances of getting some pussy tonight. I came out with the coconut oil and started rubbing the girls down. I figured at least I can make them feel good. I gave them both massages, but I could tell they were wondering what the hell happened.

After the massage I brought the bong in my room and we smoked again. I checked my phone and my buddy had called like 10 times and sent a dozen messages. I sent him a couple photos of the girls naked. He was so pissed. The night winded down and we just all laid in my king size bed and talked until we fell asleep.

The next morning Meg said she doesn’t remember what happened. Raven and I reminded her but I have a feeling she was just saying that. I know girls sometimes like to say that after a freaky night, it makes them less liable for their actions, plus she probably was a bit disappointed that I couldn’t get hard and was just sparing me the acknowledgement of it. I don’t know. I just know that I was definitely going to find some viagra, so that this never happens again. So embarrassing.

I made them coffee and they took off after a little while. I tried to hang out with Meg again but she gave me the runaround and it never ended up happening. I see her around sometimes and she has a boyfriend now. I never heard from Raven again. But I do have a little stash of Viagra laying around, just for special occasions.

Here’s one photo I took.

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Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6yrbo1/my_first_threesome_was_a_fail_mff

5 comments

  1. Oh man. Really, truly, honestly – are you Dennis? From *It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia* Because you come off as a strange, alt-universe, Floridean version of Dennis.

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    > One that I’m not so proud of.

    You were proud of that other one?

    > With my line of work and circle of friends, I tend to hook up with a lot of girls and have some wild stories but never really get the chance to tell anyone, at least not in so much detail.

    > like a healthy 19 year old should have.

    > I’m a 38 year old single dad and professional photographer by trade

    … You really shouldn’t have put these sentences so close together.

    > I meet beautiful girls, I try to not to seem eager. Patience usually pays off.

    Because everyone ages into “Barely legal” eventually.

    > A month or so went by and I noticed she had deleted the photos of her husband off of her Instagram. I texted her and asked if she wanted to get together for dinner and drinks.

    A natural response.

    > She said she wasn’t old enough to drink but she was down to hang out. I told her I know most of the bartenders in town and with me she can totally drink.

    Easy fix. Just a really easy, ethically questionable, entirely illegal solution to this pesky problem you two ran into!

    > First off, I wasn’t sure how she could think that this wasn’t a date

    With a photographer old enough to be her uncle

    > On the way we were blasting rap music

    This imagery made me giggle.

    > Somehow we got on the subject of them kissing other girls.

    Somehow.

    > I was surprised my dick wasn’t hard at this point, but that happens sometimes when I drink or if I’m nervous.

    > while still trying to get my dick hard.

    > But my dick still wasn’t hard. I started getting worried.

    This is an *amazing* subplot.

    > So after a minute or two, I went in my bathroom and got some coconut oil and started masturbating to no avail.

    *What?* What was your plan here? How did you plan on explaining a) your absence, b) why you were all shiny now, and c) why you smelled like a fucking daquiri?

    > I came out with the coconut oil and started rubbing the girls down. I figured at least I can make them feel good. I gave them both massages, but I could tell they were wondering what the hell happened.

    I think we all are.

    > The next morning Meg said she doesn’t remember what happened. Raven and I reminded her but I have a feeling she was just saying that.

    I have a feeling that won’t hold up in front of a jury.

    > I just know that I was definitely going to find some viagra, so that this never happens again. So embarrassing.

    I just picture you looking a poster that says “Success is 99% preparation.” Your eyes narrow for a second and you nod thoughtfully as it finally clicks in your mind.

    > But I do have a little stash of Viagra laying around, just for special occasions.

    Booze, marijuana, viagra stashes, a network of willing bartenders, special occasions – do you realize how menacing all of this sounds when you write it out?

  2. If anyone is wondering where the comments went, some troll started ripping into my story and left a bunch of rude remarks so I blocked him

  3. Looking at this picture – how on earth can “Raven” be classed as a little on the chubby side?

  4. My first threesome w/ my bf was HELLA awkward lmao I’m so lucky that the girl was my friends and she understood how nervous we were

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