I was dating a guy who, as they always do, started out as a nice guy. Of course, he slowly unraveled to reveal what a controlling lunatic he was. He would wait in the parking lot at my job, demand access to my phone and social media, call me a whore regularly because I worked around men in such a small workspace (as a prep cook at a restaurant – there are many reasons I am and was a whore, and this wasn’t one of them)… it was obviously abusive. He made my life hell for a little while, really controlling every aspect of my life.
So anyways, just an incredibly toxic situation. To make a long, dreadful story short, I was able to get out of the relationship with a lot of help from a friend I went to school with and another cook from work that I had managed to grow close with. It was a very difficult break up, he revealed a slew of (even more) psychological issues and it was just a weird, unhappy time in my life. 0/5 stars, two thumbs down.
A year later, Stupid Fuckhead decides to text me. I wish I had a screenshot of the messages he sent because it was ridiculous. It was like 25 texts talking about how he was so happy and wished me the same, he was in a “beautiful” new relationship and truly knew love now blah blah blah blah. Ugh, 400 eye rolls. Nauseating. And here’s the thing: we still had enough mutual friends that I knew it was a complete and total lie. His life was cat vomit in a dirty bird cage. He just wanted to try to bring me down again, I guess for old times sake. Well, he caught me on the wrong day. I was in a bad mood already and he drudged up a whole bunch of negativity. I was actually on my way to relieve stress with a dick appointment when I got this long rambling diatribe of bullshit. I instantly thought about all the times he would beg me to suck his cock and I would refuse. He never stopped asking and his penis never entered my mouth, not even once throughout the relationship. I just wanted control over *something* that he really wanted. Half an hour later I sent [this pic](https://imgur.com/qTpRBP5) with one line of text: “doing well, glad you are too. ?” then I blocked his number and let my FWB fuck me until I was seeing blurry.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6yorlg/fm_the_pettiest_dick_sucking_ive_ever_done_ft_my
5/5 star response, a million thumbs up.
only problem is he then had a pic of something damn sexy.
Fantastic response. Loved the first few stories and it’s only getting better! Nice!
“Cat vomit in a dirty bird cage”
That is one of the best descriptions I’ve ever read.
Looking at your picture. You consider yourself a temptress? You’re fucking ugly LOLol
Bottom feeder!!
Looking at your picture. You consider yourself a temptress? You’re fucking ugly LOLol
Bottom feeder!!
Looking at your picture. You consider yourself a temptress? You’re fucking ugly LOLol
Bottom feeder!!
Looking at your picture. You consider yourself a temptress? You’re fucking ugly LOLol
Bottom feeder!!
This story made me chuckle. Thanks OP.
You need a bigger cock
>His life is cat vomit upon a dirty birdcage floor?
And you just wanted to make him feel a little bit better about things? ??
OP’s mom said she would never amount to anything. Pssh!
There is nothing so beautiful than a women on her knees and her mouth on a cock. But you’re beautiful if you did neither.
I need more jpeg
Damn you knew how to make him shut the hell up and even if the pic is bad quality, you seems to have a good quality bj :-P
Lol. Great story. Did he tell any of your mutual friends about the picture you sent??
Nice eyes love
Great response!
Doing the right thing girl! ;)
Daaaaamn, you have beautiful eyes.
You look cute with a cock in your mouth. Lol
Good story
Teach me how to be this petty, sis. I’m trying to make boys cry