Demure married hottie gets aggressive with me at Ikea [FM]

Experiences that leave an indelible mark for life almost always come by unexpectedly. So did this one.

I was grumpy. It was already the middle of a Monday and I was massively behind work as one meeting after another nibbled at my hours, as well as my patience.

The message came from a female Redditor who had picked my cheeky response from (what she tells me) a hundred responses to her ad the previous week. Our inaugural meeting was a lot of fun, but rather rushed, and culminated in me receiving a wet, sloppy blowjob in the backseat of her 4WD car.

“I’m in your area. Want a lunchtime blowjob?” read her text.

“Of course I want that blowjob! Is this a trick question? Where are you?”

“Returning some things at Ikea, can meet you in 20”

“Great! I’ll meet you in the parking lot!”

It came as no surprise that she chose to park her car merely 50 feet from the main entrance. She found public sex thrilling, and I came around to the thrill too! There was little time, and even lesser of a point, to find some place more secluded.

I hunted her car down and knocked on the driver’s window of her parked car. She greeted me with a delighted smile. She jumped out and wrapped her shapely arms tightly around my neck, while I do the same with her thin waist and pull her in for a kiss. There were sparks instantly – both of us are aggressive kissers, and our lips only underscored the urgency our bodies were conveying.

She was wearing a red dress, wrapped tightly around her waist. Massive cleavage on display. I had ordered her to not wear panties and grabbed her buttcheek to quickly check. *Yep, no panties.*

I hop into the back seat, she joined me a second later and wanted me to unzip my jeans.

“No. Today is all about you! I want to make us even after our last meeting”.

“But I wanted to give you a blowjob”

“Again, today is all about you!”

Without more protest, she sat down in the backseat while I kneeled right in front of her. I lifted her dress up and my mouth went straight for her already wet, already warm pussy. She clean-shaved it, as I had asked her to earlier. In a short amount of time, my beard was glistening with a mix of her pussy juices and my spit.

I’m in heaven, both when it comes to buying Swedish furniture, as well as just inhaling, ingesting, consuming a woman’s essence. At one point, my fingers filled and stretched her inviting pussy as I sucked on her clit. At another, I beckoned her G-spot to come be mine. I saw her cute little asshole getting sad (it *really* was cute, and *really* was little), so I decided to open dialog with it using my tongue as emissary. That inaugural meeting went rather well. Meanwhile, she was moaning (she’s loud!), thrashing around a little, both her legs touching the car ceiling. *Man, she’s in good shape*, I think to myself!!

I come up for air when..

**SLAP**

Fuck! Fuck that’s hot! My face got hot, ears started ringing.

“Is that the best you can do?” I ask her

**SLAP…SLAP**

Fuuuuuck – so hot! We had talked at length about how we both hate “gentle sex”, so while this was not unexpected, it was a surprise.

Enraged, excited, I pull her red dress down to reveal two gorgeous DDs. I remembered she’s still lactating, so I went straight for the nipple and gave it a not-so-gentle bite. She whimpered. I plunged two fingers back into her wet pussy and continue stroking her G-spot, while sucking on the left nipple and using my left hand to press her right boob. We both were overstimulated. And yet, with the clock ticking, we wanted so desperately for two bodies to become one. Our bodies were a blur.

Here’s a small freeze-frame: Her lactating breasts were a veritable fountain. So much milk everywhere. In my mouth. Squirted over her dress. On my face, hair, beard. I kept sucking, it kept coming. Immovable-object-meets-unstoppable-force, a battle of my mouth vs her lactating mom breasts.

Once or twice, I looked up to see if someone was watching us. We were in a busy spot of the parking lot. And her legs were both pointing to the sky, for cryin out loud! All clear.

I spent a LONG time emptying her breasts while finger-fucking her pussy. It was intoxicating to be drinking her sweet milk. Every now and then I’d take a not-so-gentle bite of the boob I was sucking as payback for the slaps. I couldn’t tell if her moans indicated pain, or pleasure. I really didn’t care.

After a while, she came. The decibels were through the roof. Abandoning my atheism, I prayed that no one was around. Public sex is hot only if you walk away without the cops being summoned. Because then you’re *truly* fucked.

Panting, I sat up next to her. I looked in her gray-blue eyes for a few minutes, blonde hair caressing her cheek. Flushed. It’s a picture I’ll relive every day as long as I live. I didn’t know it just then, but it was that moment that sparked something in me. I’ll gingerly call it love. That spark, over the next few months, turned into a raging wildfire that burned a lot of me down, but we’ll save that for another day.

“Now take your jeans off. You’ve had my protein. I want yours” I was ordered.

I couldn’t argue with that logic – so I obeyed. She went down on me right away. Bobbing her head up and down energetically, using her spit as a pornstar would to make it extra sloppy. Having been wildly aroused since the time I received her text, the odds against me lasting very long were slim. I just held her head and welcomed the inevitable. Some of it went straight into her mouth, some splatted on my body, some on her dress. My eyeballs saw the back of my skull. I blacked out momentarily.

“Thank you for exchanging proteins today. We should do this more often” she said, laughing.

Still speechless at what we had pulled off – I barely mustered “glad no one saw us!”.

“Oh, two ladies totally saw us and drove off elsewhere. I just didn’t want to tell you and break your rhythm. Now go back to your work.”

She playfully shoved me out of her car and drove off, leaving me standing with the same dumbfounded look one gets when the last screw to assemble an Ikea bookshelf goes missing.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/vxv84p/demure_married_hottie_gets_aggressive_with_me_at