Happy Birthday to Me [FF]

So I (f) was out drinking with this guy friend (an ex), and a random girl sitting at a table behind me said I bumped her…not sure if that’s even true…then she joined in our conversation at our high top table. We were initially there because it was my 30th birthday and I was taking off for a trip the next day to go visit one of my long term gfs (Mercy from a previous story) and my guy friend wanted to say howdy hello and to spend time with me.

Once the girl started talking to us my guy friend (who hits on anything) started trying to hit on her and she indicated that was in fact trying to hit on *me* for that night… but she might be willing to link up with him later she told him…flash forward…then I woke up at home with my arm hurting and smelling like pussy. Barely made my flight the next morning. Apparently I got super drunk and was tonguing this chick down outside the bar… and in the bar…then I went back to her truck and fucked her…and left my glasses in her car.
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Waking up in a panic, I completed the packing I had intended to do the night before, because I had to fly to out to see my gf…in less than a couple of hours for my grand bday bash—-which culminated in me being tied up in a dungeons penitentiary themed room, beaten silly, and taken roughly from behind by my lovely gf… and later me twerking on her at a gay bar after she coyly told me she’d never been danced on before and she tried to fuck me in the bathroom which was *surprisingly* far too dirty for me but she was down—-I just have trouble cumming standing up unless I’m somehow restrained or supported because my legs tend to give out. This is all it’s own story tho…I digress.
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Had a great bday with my girlfriend…then I came back home, had a work meeting, called out sick from school, and headed to the same bar from the prior weeks debauchery w that same guy friend… and saw the same random girl, again. She was nice enough to return my broken glasses to me, informed me (quite loudly while at the bar) that I fucked the shit outta her and choked her in her car (which did trigger a flash back of her face pressed somewhat violently against the glass window of her own truck😬) and that she remembered the orgasm that I gave her…and then she made me give her a backrub…at the bar. She also made some anti sworker comments that were kinda a turn off considering our last interaction and the fact that we both act like massive whores we just do it for free most of the time🤔…*but that second meeting was really our first time getting to know each other.* 🤷🏾‍♀️

[30 has been good to me y’all.](https://imgur.com/a/TKuOV8Y) It’s really the tip of the iceberg. Sorry for the brief snapshot-esque writing but that’s what I can remember/surmise from the night.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/vcldzt/happy_birthday_to_me_ff