I get fucked by a date pit dildo

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I need to use the washroom and my asshole is really puckered up from being constipated. I see a bag full of dates and eat a few. They don’t work and I take a nap. The dates see me fall asleep and make a plan for revenge if their friends. Their end goal is to fuck me in the ass.

Captain Date struggles to get his pit out of the date. Upon pushing and pulling through he succeeds and other dates follow his lead. Soon a bunch of date pits form a line and approach my bed.

I sleep without pants so once the pits reach my bedside they start inserting themselves into my ass. No lube, nothing. A bunch of date pits climb on each other to create a dildo style date pit device. Without mercy, the 6 inch long 2 inch wide date pit dilfo starts ravaging me hole. I start moaning while dreaming. I am dreaming of fucking someone and not knowing that I am being fucked by fruit.

The date pit dildo keeps pushing and pulling stretching my anus. I never had anal sex performed on me. I finally woke up screaming in ecstacy hugging onto a pillow. I turned around seeing a bunch of date pits. I rushed to the washroom and expelled body waste. I am not tight anymore and in a healthier state of mind. I seek new adventures with carrots and cucumbers.

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