I once gave my boyfriend road head to shut him up [MF]

I hate this mother fucker. I hate even more that I have so many great sex stories with him. We were many things, and I suppose passionate is one of them.

Once we were visiting a National park and I happened to leave my laptop open.

*Can we pause for a moment and discuss how weird it is that he regularly went through my phone and laptop?*

He saw a chat from my ex and flipped fucking shit. I was thoroughly confused.

“We were literally talking about the stock market. You can read our entire conversation. Why are you mad?” I asked.

“You’re talking to a guy you used to fuck.”

“So? You don’t talk to your exes?”

“Never.”

“That’s… weird.”

Then I made the mistake of implying WHEN not IF he became my ex I would still talk to him. That set him off.

He yelled at me for half the night and then yelled and me the next morning. We drove into this park and halfway through one of his rants I jumped out of a moving car because I’m dramatic AF and literally ran to a trail to get away from him. He had to park and couldn’t find me so I hiked for like 6 hours by myself and it was glorious.

He was also arguably justified in his anger after that. I came and found him when he threatened to leave me there and we immediately started driving the five hours back home. He didn’t speak to me for the first one and then we proceeded to scream at each other for the next two. It’s hard to jump out of a moving car on the highway.

When he straight up implied I was slutty I think I laughed and said “no shit.”

“That doesn’t bother you?”

“I mean… I once got you off while I licked your asshole. Do you think that level of skill just developed organically?”

“Stop talking like that?”

“Like what? I was very upfront about my past.”

And then he goes TF off about how I didn’t have to be THAT honest all the time.

*TBF, this is fair criticism. I probably didn’t have to disclose that my ex one came for over sixty seconds when I pegged him. It’s a good story!*

I pointed out that he was pissed when he saw a note from my ex I didn’t immediately tell him about, so I wasn’t sure how honest I should be. He was just an insecure little man.

Finally I am struck with inspiration. “Should we just pull over and fuck.” Generally he was far more docile after he got off.

“I have no desire to touch you right now with that image in my head.”

“You’re trying to shame me and it’s not going to work. I’m unshameable. You just won’t get laid.”

“Neither will you.”

“I fucked myself on the trail already. For what it’s worth I thought of you.”

That’s stopped him for a bit. “What was I doing?”

“Just fucking me so hard I could barely take it but you told me I had to. I do very much like you inside of me.”

“You need to stop talking to your exes.”

I literally snorted. “We can set boundaries but I’m not about to just cut off dear friends.”

This ignites another round of yelling until I finally role my eyes and fall to his lap.

“What are you doing?”

“I think you should let me give you road head.”

“Fine.”

I love that enthusiasm.

I got on my knees and unbuckled his belt with my teeth. I let him pull his pants down and licked him very slowly with long strokes of my tongue. When I finally put him in my mouth he groaned and pushed my head down.

This was the easiest blow job of my life because for ONCE he stopped talking. It was the most pleasant 20 minutes of the ride.

I even stopped periodically and made him beg me to continue just to prolong this process.

Finally he slams me down and make me take him all in. I have to deep throat until I’m about to gag but keep moving my head up and down as he plays with my hair.

“You’re so good at this.”

*No shit. That’s the benefit of dating someone slutty.*

“I’m about to come,” he announces as I pull his hips closer to me and let him come in my mouth.

For like half a second we stopped fighting. We even spend a couple of minutes with pleasant conversation before he picks another damn fight.

“Do you want head again?” I finally asked, hoping to fuck the anger out of him with my mouth.

He finally smiles and I go back on my knees and start sucking again. This time he holds me harder and pushes me down, over and over again. When he releases me I gasp for air and tell him he’s and asshole, but let him repeat this process. I dig my nails into his legs and let him move a hand over and slap my ass a few times. I moan around his dick as he fondles me and tells me I better not stop. He lasts forever and I’m a fucking mess by the time he gets close. I’m gasping for air and my makeup is everywhere.

“Take it all,” he says.

I let him slide down my throat and he announces he’s coming. “Swallow it all, you slut.”

In this context, I’m actually cool with being treated like a slut.

By the time we got home, he got cranky again so I had to fuck him one more time before he chills.

Moral of the story: only date slutty women if you can handle it.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/upoj7s/i_once_gave_my_boyfriend_road_head_to_shut_him_up