What do you get when a crew of young, educated people all meet in a city that’s notorious for being open minded and liberated? A cool group of humans.
I’m obsessed with my friends. They’re sincerely wonderful people.
They’re also a bit sexual. I know y’all must find this shocking.
Once a group of us went on vacation and things got a little weird. We had this awesome Airbnb with a hot tub and pool. It was hard to get to, but it was beautiful and very remote… maybe a little too remote.
I’m going to chalk this up to tequila, but we had a little more fun than usual.
Were we ever all going to fuck? Unlikely. However, there’s a special kind of sexual energy with 6 hot people swimming together and taking shots.
With my boyfriend’s permission, I make out with my best friend. She is tragically straight, but super hot. We’ve made out many times, but not quite like this.
So not to get into too much detail about the ongoings of that evening, but nothing terribly crazy happens. I’d like to say it ended in an amazing group sex marathon, but the truth is we all got too drunk and eventually passed out.
Again, this might sound odd but the night ended with me cuddling with my best friend in the room I was sharing with my boyfriend. I felt her passing out and I tried to get her to the room she’s staying with our other friend. She refused and fell asleep.
TBF, we had an extra bed in our room so it’s not horribly inconvenient, but this limits our privacy.
“Can we move her?” My boyfriend asks when he comes in and finds us.
“You’re adorable,” I say. I raise her hand, dangle it above her head, and then let it drop with a thud. She does not even stir.
*When this bitch is drunk she can basically sleep through anything.*
“It’s fine. She can just sleep in here,” I finally accept.
“Yeah, I’m just bummed because now we can’t have sex.”
“What? Why can’t we have sex?”
“I can’t have sex with her in the room!”
“Bro… Do you know how many times we’ve fucked in the same room as each other?”
“Um, do I want to know?”
“I literally used to share a bed with her and her ex boyfriend sometimes.”
“… V, why?”
“Sometimes I missed her when we slept in different rooms and we wanted to stay up talking until we passed out. He didn’t seem to mind.”
“Wait… what?”
*So there are best friends and then there’s MY best friend. We’re close. Once I was fucking a dude who was really good at sex and I literally said to his face “Oh my god, I can’t wait to tell my best friend about this.” He was inside of me when I said this.*
“That’s not even the weirdest thing we’ve done.”
“Do I want to know?”
“She was once fucking a dude in our living room and when I walked in and rated his form on my way to our room.”
“OUR room?”
“Yeah we lived in a two bedroom but shared a room so we could use the second as our shrine to Joan from Madmen.”
“Why?”
“Because Joan is awesome.”
“No… why did you share a bedroom?”
“Because I love her.”
*Yes, we were weird.*
“Ok but what if she wakes up.”
I scream her name and shake her. Finally she opens her eyes and tells me to fuck off. “Friend. I am going to fuck in the bed next to you.”
“Do you want an award or something?” She groans and swats me away.
“Boyfriend thinks you’re going to care.”
“About what?”
“That we’re fucking.”
“Just let me sleep, assholes.”
I look at him and shrug. She turns over and immediately falls back asleep.
“I don’t know if I can get hard with another person in the room,” he says.
“Is that a challenge?”
He looks nervous though so I finally let it go and we both crawl into bed. I promise I’m not even planning on seducing him, but the man leans over and kisses my ear.
My. Fucking. Ear.
*What am I supposed to do? Not fuck my super hot boyfriend who just kissed me ear? I’m only human.*
We start making out and I reach my hand down his pants.
“It turns out you can get hard,” I laugh as I pull him on top of me.
“Well, I’ve been wanting to fuck you all night,” he whispers. “I can’t stare at your half naked body that long without it.”
*Side note: my friends are all hot but I actually believe him. We’re that attracted to each other.*
We start making out and I tear off his shirt and dig my nails into his back. He pins my hands to the mattress and bites my breasts until I whimper.
“If you don’t stay quiet I’ll have to make you,” you says.
“Make me.”
He flips me over then and pulls my shorts off in a single motion. He pulls his own boxers down then and gets behind me. When he pushes into me I whimper but he throws a hand over my mouth.
*Nice move, sir.*
After hours of sexual energy, I don’t last long. I think he thrusts into me less than ten times before I orgasm and let my head hit the pillow as I ride it out.
However, he does not come. In fact, he pulls out of me and rolls over.
“You can finish,” I tell him.
“I know… I just can’t. I’m nervous.”
I roll my eyes and move down the bed. I lick and kiss him slowly on his stomach and he starts gasping above me.
“I still don’t know if I can do it.”
“Are you doubting my dick sucking abilities?”
He laughs as I take him in my mouth and let him grab the back of my head. He pulls my hair gently and moves me up and down until he’s fully down my throat. I speed up gradually and wrap my hands around his legs to pull him closer. He pushes me down once and tells me he’s about to come.
He comes in my mouth and I swallow because I’m a fucking pro.
After a few moments I reach to get dressed and then get out of bed.
“Where are you going?” He asks.
“Oh… I’m going to sleep in her bed if it’s ok. She likes to be spooned when she’s drunk so she doesn’t have bad dreams.”
“I say this with love, but you two are the weirdest fucking friends I’ve ever met.”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/uetkvm/when_i_convinced_my_boyfriend_to_fuck_me_next_to
Hello! Nice
This was both hot and hilarious at the same time! I love how you write!
One time I hooked up with a FWB at a party in a room where my friend was “passed out” on the floor. After we finished, he rolled over and gave me a high five.
We were all drunk and laughed our asses off.
> “… V, why?”
Pretty sure this is the reaction of anyone new to your stories. You know what, your boyfriend is basically a representation of your fanbase, like a self insert fanservice if you will lmao.
> “Is that a challenge?”
All I hear is Mufasa….and it is glorious! Go get it girl! *Hakuna* those *Matatas*!
Easily one for you funniest stories to date! Please send regards to your *bestie* she is awesome and hopefully you boyfriend is doing better after having his mind blown lol. Cheers Ms. V!
My best friend and I are pretty close to this weird, not going to lie. She will snuggle me and kiss my shoulder in her sleep, it’s the cutest. 🖤
So you bailed out because you didn’t want to spoon her? Not really a good friend, are you? 🤔😅 Did BF stay and end up spooning her?
And let me fix this for you:
>She is tragically straight
Given this:
>We’ve made out many times
You should have said this:
>She is tragically *almost* straight
I gotta ask… what the hell did the shrine to Joan from Madmen look like??