[MF] First Ever Road Head & A Cross-Country Cum Drive

Third time attempting to submit this. My skillz with the mandatory tags are weak. Hopefully this one works.

tl;dr: gf got bored on a long cross-country trip to a ‘con and gave me my first road head & the next day took a facial and wore it proudly until we arrived at our destination (only an hour later- don’t freak out).

Well OK so this happened about a month ago on a car trip from NYC to St. Louis, MO. Actually, it was from Yonkers, NY but not everybody knows where that is so I usually say “New York City” when I tell them where I live. Yonkers is NOT New York City, but explaining that usually takes more time than just saying “NYC.” So, Yonkers. I was driving from Yonkers to St. Louis.

This was a trip of “firsts.” And so, let’s talk about the first first of the trip: I’d never received road head before. Yonkers, and for that matter New York City, has a LOT of people in it. Plus everything’s close enough to everything else that you’d hardly have time to finish before you got to your destination. Unless, that is, there was traffic (and there’s always traffic). But would you really want to give/get road head while sitting in your car with dozens- hundreds!- of other cars around you, stuck waiting on a light to change? OK, maybe you would- but my girlfriend definitely would NOT.

I don’t remember exactly where the first road head happened. I’m pretty sure it was after Harrisburg, PA because that’s about when we first got REALLY bored by the trip. Not that it had been a non-stop thrill fest before then, but everything West of Harrisburg started feeling like “oh God, THIS is why we usually fly over this part of the country…”

The car we were renting, an entry-level econobox, had empty space where a more expensive model might have a center console. In retrospect, this is a “feature” I will insist on for future automobile purchases. Bench seats are a thing of the past (more’s the pity), but at least you can offer your girlfriend some degree of comfort by removing/not buying a center console. Charlotte mentioned that she wouldn’t have even considered it if she’d had to contort her body around an obstacle, so I highly recommend this to anyone wanting regular road service.

Not that anyone’s counting, but I sort of consider the fact that I didn’t have to ask for this blowjob as a “first.” My girlfriend usually doesn’t offer one out of the blue- she’s more than generous about giving me head once we’ve started making out or fooling around. But a random “hey, want a blowjob?” just isn’t a normal thing for her. She might have initiated one at some point in the past, but I couldn’t remember it so as far as I’m concerned it counts. So two firsts in one day. So far.

As blowjobs go, it was both good AND bad. Well, not bad. There’s no such thing as a bad blowjob- except maybe a blowjob that you didn’t get. It was just a little difficult to concentrate on the business at hand while trying not to die at 70mph. I say “good” though, because it lasted a really really long time and Charlotte fucking outdid herself trying to get me to cum. She sucked long, deep, hard, and fast. Despite her best efforts, though, I was able to last over an hour! And that counts as another “first” because I’d never had an hour-long blowjob before. Oh, I’ve fantasized about it plenty of times. It’s definitely on my bucket list, or rather it was. So it was a pretty huge milestone in my life- a definite main exhibit in the spank bank, right there in center place in the Hall of Blowjobs. And although I had a little trouble “getting there,” it was superbly enjoyable. Charlotte has a velvety hot mouth, and she learned to deepthroat like a champ when we found out that I like it so much.

All good things must come to an end- or at least come- so somewhere about an hour East of the thriving metropolis of Washington, PA I gave Charlotte her first cum load of the trip. I might have swerved a little right there at the finish, but if I had been pulled over I’m sure the cop would have let me off with just a warning. I’m pretty sure that’s a rule in the bro code.

Charlotte didn’t want to make a mess, so she kept gently sucking until I’d deflated in her mouth. That was a first too- usually I wanted her to pull off my cock right away because somehow cumming makes her previously velvety smooth mouth feel like she just lined it with sandpaper and shards of broken glass. This time, though, the need to navigate took some of the edge off, and I was able to tolerate letting her suck on me for quite a long while. When I was completely limp and experiencing “shrinkage,” she sat up and tucked me back into my shorts. And then she waited with my cum in her mouth until we were on a straight stretch of highway so I could watch her swallow my load.

I couldn’t reciprocate in exactly the same way for her, but I did manage to make her extremely horny with some energetic pussy diddling whenever she was the driver. She has that “one spot” that almost always works. It’s right at the top of her pussy. All it takes is for me to make a “come here” motion with my finger for a couple of minutes, and she’s blasting off with the Big O. The Universe being unfair, I was able to bring her off multiple times that day. Now that I think of it, she did volunteer to drive a lot. Such a noble sacrifice on her part! And by the way, this was the first time I finger-fucked her in a car (well, a moving car anyway) so that counts as a “first” too!

She gave me road head a few times that day, although not for as long as before, and I only came one other time. We were just bored, and frankly there’s not a lot to do on the road from Bumfuck, PA to Bumfuck, IN via Bumfuck, WV, and Bumfuck, OH. I’ve come (no pun intended) to the conclusion that I like bored. If this trip hadn’t been so boring, my dick would have enjoyed it a lot less. I’m beginning to think that people undervalue boredom.

We had planned to drive straight through, but we both got so tired that we had to stop just the other side of Indianapolis. Which is another first for me (us, actually): we’d never spent a night together in a hotel. The plan had been for that first to happen in St. Louis, but I’ll take a hotel room in Bumfuck, IN any day as long as it involves a shower and a bed I can fuck Charlotte in. I’d jizzed twice already that day, and I was more than a little exhausted, so getting my cock to finish the job took a little longer than usual. Charlotte didn’t seem to mind- her motto is “come early, come often.” Or at least it should be. I like to think that my orgasms are much more intense than hers, making the Cosmic Balance a bit more equal. Based on her violent shuddering after each one, I’m not so sure. Eventually, at the end of a very long day, I filled her hot pussy with a big load of cum and then fell asleep almost before my softening cock could slip out of her. At least the Cosmic Balance set things up so guys don’t have to sleep in the wet spot. Doesn’t make up for losing out on multiple orgasms, but it’s something.

The next day was the final first of the trip. Well, two maybe, depending how you look at it. As before, the trip was boring as hell. I’d look over at Charlotte, raise one eyebrow; then raise the other eyebrow; then wriggle both eyebrows independently… until she’d laugh and say “oh, fine!” and then lean over to take me in her mouth. I wasn’t trying to come again- after three times the previous day, I was pretty much spent. But it did help me stay awake and alert. At least, that’s what I told Charlotte. “It’ll help keep me awake and alert, Honey! You don’t want me to fall asleep at the wheel, do you? Do it for Safety!”

We both thought it was a lot of fun, actually. One time, I didn’t give her enough warning that we were coming to a construction area, and a bunch of guys in hard hats got treated to the sight of her head bobbing up and down in my lap as we drove past at barely walking speed. More than once, truckers gave us airhorn serenades as they passed by. Charlotte surprised one guy by raising herself up and dropping her tube top to flash him after he let go a particularly long honk. I guess I flashed him too, seeing as my pants were pulled down to my thighs.

About an hour and a half out of St. Louis, we stopped for lunch at this town that advertised itself as having the “world’s largest” of a bunch of different things (world’s largest wind chimes, world’s largest mail box, world’s largest pencil, and I think also world’s largest match sticks although we never found those). At some point after we got back on the highway, Charlotte practically attacked my cock. The intensity and artistry of her sucking were unparalleled & will probably go down in the top-10 list of my “history’s best blowjobs” registry. In practically no time, I told her I was about to come- initiating yet another first as she pulled off and aimed my cock right at her face.

As facials go, I like to think that this first one sets the bar pretty high. Charlotte usually gets top marks in the handjob department, so I didn’t feel upset in the slightest about not cumming in her mouth. That went double when I was finally able to look down and see her face. If there was a square inch of it not covered in a thick layer of gooey white semen, I couldn’t see it. Bukake film porn scouting agents would have taken one look at her and signed me on in a heartbeat just from seeing her face. I was a one-man fire brigade. It was dripping everywhere, and one eye was fairly glued shut by the cum stuck in her lashes.

Charlotte laughed and said something like “holy crap!” when she looked at herself in the sunshade mirror. I was too high on post-jizz adrenaline to say anything. Now seeing as she’d never taken a facial from me (or as it turns out, from anyone else- this was a first for her, too), I had no idea what to expect. If I’d been asked to guess, I would have said “she’ll wipe herself off” or something. Maybe it would have been hot if she had sort of scooped it up and eaten it drop by drop. (Remind me to ask her to do that the next time she lets me come on her face!). Or maybe I would have guessed that she would run screaming away and jump in the nearest shower (obviously not possible in a car, but you get the idea).

As it turns out, I would have been wrong on all counts. Charlotte, still amazed at what she had done, chose to spend the next five minutes admiring her handiwork in the passenger-side sunshade mirror. She turned her head this way, then that, managing to finally open up her one cum-shuttered eyelid to get her depth perception back. I watched- fascinated, as one particularly thick strand of cum kept swinging into and then out of her mouth, almost drifting into the next lane when she finally licked her lips and took it in for a tasty little treat.

“Hey! Eyes on the road, Buster!” Charlotte said. “I’m not about to have my mom read a coroner’s report that says I died with a load of cum on my face!”

I went back to watching the road (reluctantly) while she went back to staring at her cum-smeared face in the mirror and saying “holy fuck” over and over again as if it were her new mantra. And then to my complete surprise, she flipped the visor back up and sat back in her seat and didn’t say a word.

Having no idea what was going on, I didn’t say anything either. I think she was mentally double-dog daring me to comment on the fact that she was wearing my cum on her face like a beauty masque treatment. I wasn’t sure how one ought to respond in such a situation. This wasn’t something that they covered in the mandatory “sexual etiquette” course we had to take in college. Maybe I slept through it between the part about always using a condom and making sure you got “enthusiastic consent” from your partner. Or maybe they just didn’t have a section in the syllabus about “what to do when she just sits there with a load of your cum on her face.” I feel like my education is lacking in this regard.

Five minutes of awkward silence turned into ten minutes of awkward silence. And then fifteen. And then twenty.

After that, it was an unspoken challenge. To win, you had to pretend that there wasn’t a thick cum paste dripping down her face and ropes of cumdrops dangling from her nose and chin. Or at least, you had to pretend there was nothing unusual about it. No biggie. Nothing to see here. Just a normal facial waiting to be cleaned up. The first one to break- to say something about it or admit that it existed- would lose. I don’t know if this was the same contest she was participating in, but that’s how it was playing out in my head.

At some point, she snarted. And then I chortled. And then she guffawed. And then we both just started laughing hysterically. I don’t think we actually mentioned the fact that she still had a face full of rapidly drying semen on her face, but it was obvious to both of us what we were giggling about.

Charlotte waited until we’d made it all the way to convention center valet parking circle. I didn’t set a timer or anything, but based on where I blasted off that load and an off-the-cuff estimate, I think she had worn my cum on her face for close to an hour. Maybe more, I’m not sure. Just before the attendant came to take my keys, she wiped her face off with a wetnap she pulled from her purse. It wasn’t 100% effective, but we were able to make it to the hotel room in at least some sense of decorum and decency.

“You’re fucking crazy,” I told her, losing the tacit wager. I didn’t really lose, though, because the second facial I gave her a few minutes later was almost as good as the first one.

(Note: for anyone thinking of doing this themselves, I do have one cautionary comment. Apparently, semen isn’t meant to be a beauty product- despite what you might read on erotica web sites. Charlotte’s skin was slightly irritated that evening & we had to go get some aloe vera creme to soothe it. It wasn’t that bad. She’d had sunburns that were much worse. It was more like when you use alcohol-based skin lotion on your face & it burns a little. So while seeing her wear a load of cum on her face was awesome and sexy as hell, we’ll be a little more careful about how long we let it go next time. So, ladies with sensitive skin: consider yourselves warned!)

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