I’m still horrified by this story.
So I’m chill with all my exes. Sincerely, I’m friends with almost everyone I’ve ever dated or fucked.
This has unfortunately made for some tricky situations in that I’m so chill folks sometimes forget who I have slept with.
My sister is also older than me but I’ve always kind of acted older. She’s sweet, beautiful, and innocent.
I say this because a few years ago my husband decided to run a marathon in a very cool place. My sister, who periodically comes out, visited us to watch him run.
She is often in my city which is generally a joy.
The night before though, we were just playing truth or dare with a crew of folks. My best guy friend laughs and says, “What was the best sex you’ve ever had apart from you husband?”
When I refuse to answer he asks the same question to my sister. She’s more naive than me and blushes. Unfortunately she answers truthfully.
*Again my sister is older than me but I act older.*
“So, a few months ago, I had a really good one night stand. He put my underwear in my mouth.”
*Good for you, Sis. Get fucked.*
“He spanked me.”
*Hell yeah!*
“And then he told me I wasn’t allowed to come until he did. He made me get on my knees while he did it.”
*Hold up. You were in my city a few months ago.*
“Then he did this weird thing with his mouth.”
*Good god.*
“How did you meet this person?” I ask innocently.
“Omg!” She laughs. “I met him through you! We met at a party.”
*She fucked my ex. My sister fucked my ex.*
My best friend picks up on this.
*Weirdly enough my best friend and I also dated. Even though I was in his wedding and he was in mine, this is weird. I need new friends.*
“Did he gag you while he put your underwear in your mouth?” My best friend asks. “Did he call you a whore while he did it?”
*Breaking the 4th wall because my best friend knows my username. Fuck you, BTW.*
My sister giggles. “How did you know?”
“Lucky guess!” My best friend says. “Why’d y’all stop seeing each other?”
“No reason, he was just weird,” my sister says. “Also, he told me this crazy story. He broke a person’s nose while he was fucking her. That’s insane, right?”
*Yep. Insane. It was my nose. He broke my nose during sex.*
*Ok… So what am I supposed to do here? I learned a long time ago to come clean immediately.*
“Ok,” I say. “Do you remember that person I saw for a while? [I tell a few stories].”
My sis looks at me innocently.
“Ok,” I finally say, “Did you fuck [ex]? I’m so sorry, but I think you forgot he’s my ex.”
She literally cleans her mouth out with soap and we can’t look at each other for an entire day.
Yep…
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/u4psef/my_sister_is_my_eskimo_sister_mf
*reads title*
Oh ok so that’s the female version of “Tunnel Buddies”
But holy shit lmao I laughed at this story way more than I should have ha!
Your sister does sound like such a sweetheart and seems adorable, she must be protected at all costs!
Then does being a sub run in the family? Because if so, you are now officially “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Subs” *zing*
Welp at least you hit it first, keep your chin up Ms. V! Also props to your best friend for fanning the flames lol cheers!
>Breaking the 4th wall because my best friend knows my username. Fuck you, BTW.
This is an example of why your stories are the best. So many layers …
What’s so weird about sisters sleeping with the same guys?
I had a pair of sisters in my friends group and I know of some guys who fooled around with both at one time or another
😂😂😂😂
I will remain forever grateful that I have no brothers
Doesn’t she look like you? Was your ex not aware that she was your sister? Lolll
This might be the best written story on this sub, and better written than most popular streaming sitcoms
The only rational option is to rail your exes sibling or parent and then breaking their nose.
I have never fallen so hard for someone I’ll never meet.
You’re delightful, Ms V… please suggest to your husband that if he doesn’t bring you breakfast in bed, someone else will crawl across broken glass to catch the egg from the cloaca of the chicken and cradle it gently, through boiling water, to the egg cup and soldiers of your breakfast tray… to provide more sustenance for the provider of such fantastic stories.
Keep it up!*
* #thatswhatshesaid
Hahahahahahaha. Come clean. It’s always the best policy.
Hahahaha
Oh god… I mean at least you know she’s had at least a fraction of the fun you have 😂
She literally washed her mouth out with soap?
Of all your contributions, this is my favorite. Hit all the right buttons.
imagine not telling your sister you once had your nose broken during sex
What I’m curious about is how do you get your nose broken during sex? Was it that rough?
That realization of “**OH NO what have you done**” 💀💀💀
Ngl I’d have never come clean with that. I’d have taken that knowledge to my grave