My girlfriend’s (18[F]) ass is so perfect it made going on a beach vacation with my family hilariously awkward

Sounds crazy but it’s true. My extended family rented a house on the beach, about a dozen people were there—my parents, siblings, aunt/uncle + cousins along with several SO’s. My girlfriend has a petite little body with an incredible bomb ass and doesn’t actually realize how good it is. (She grew up pretty secluded, I’m her first bf.) When she would casually stroll out in her thong everyone would suddenly go silent and work overtime to not stare at her thonged ass, while at the same time sneaking glances. My brother-in-law or someone would try to “casually” start small talk about something unrelated just to break the silence but it somehow made it more awkward.

The funniest moment was when my no-filter-because-old uncle Phil, sitting in the porch with a beer, muttered “Jesus” when she strolled by him and down the steps.

I don’t wanna make to much of it, nothing *happened*, but goddamn it was funny and this seemed like the sub to share it.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/u2rq7h/my_girlfriends_18f_ass_is_so_perfect_it_made

51 comments

  1. Dude, that’s the type of posts that go together with a photo 🤷🏻‍♂️

  2. So, she just walks around your family in a thong? I mean, I’m not one to kick a girl out of bed for eating crackers, but that’s pretty forward of her 💁🏼‍♂️

  3. Bro, did you think that the commenters aren’t going to request an image? Come on lol

  4. Could just be the awkwardness of wearing a thong around your relatives. That’s so messed up. Hot ass or not, don’t wear a thong around your bfs relatives. Lol.

  5. No woman walks outside in a thong not knowing how nice her ass looks I’m not sure if having one boyfriend has anything to do with that. You don’t think anybody has complemented her on the cheeks before you?

  6. Really? She knows EXACTLY what she is doing. No matter how “secluded” she has been.

  7. That’s some funny shit. An incredible body is noticed by everyone. It’s like a house on fire.

  8. cool flex, bro.

    uncle phil has that nice dgaf energy. I aspire to be him

  9. Doesn’t exist with out pics. Share that perfection with the peanut gallery

  10. My gf ass received a complaint at a fairly conservative hotel in Greece. She was wearing a bikini and we think a Russian woman complained because her partner was staring

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