Conversation with my ex [MF]

*I will soon return to my regular programming, but I wanted to get this up. Again, I realize this is weird for GWS, but whatever.*

*Someone asked me if my ex would write a story from his perspective and in absolutely no uncertain terms he declined. When I posted an “interview” with my friend yesterday he said he’d be down for that. Enjoy…*

Viola: Alright [name], why are we here?

Ex: you asked me if I would write a story from my perspective and I said hell no.

Viola: That doesn’t describe why we’re here. That’s not helpful.

Ex: I saw you interview your friend and said you could interview me and transcribe it. But you have to keep me anonymous and I have absolute veto power.

V: Thank you. That’s actually helpful. Do you want a fake name?

Ex: Why do I need that?

V: idk.

Ex: I still haven’t decided if you can post this. This is not something that happens to me everyday.

V: How did we meet?

Ex: A mutual friend

V: That’s it?

Ex: We hung out for a few months. I had no idea you liked me. I really wanted you to make the first move and then I finally kissed you after you basically spelled it out.

Viola: How long did we date?

Ex: Did we date?

Viola: How long did we fuck?

Ex: A few months… and a few more times later on.

V: Are we friends?

Ex: Yes? What do you mean?

V: It’s an interview bro. I’m trying to paint a picture.

Ex: Yes. We are friends. I like you a lot as a person.

V: How did you find my account?

Ex: It wasn’t that hard to figure out. I read a story about a girl who tied her boyfriend up and then realized you had written about being a lawyer and chess. Also, the finger sucking thing. I read that and was like, “Oh, this is V.”

V: The finger sucking thing, eh?

Ex: Not a lot of girls have done that to me.

V: What was your reaction to finding me?

Ex: I wasn’t totally surprised to find out you did this. I also knew you had a crazy sexual history, but reading the details was an odd experience. It was a little weird reading about myself in bed. It was also flattering though. Most of the stories about me are pretty hot.

V: What’s your favorite post?

Ex: It’s not one about me. When you fucked [redacted]’s girlfriend. That guy is still an ass by the way. I saw him a couple months ago. I hope he knows about it. The moment l read that I knew who it was and it was so satisfying.

V: I fucking hate lawyers.

Ex: You say that so much. No one put a gun to your head and told you to go to law school.

V: Dude, what?

Ex: You have a very lawyer-like personality, you just think you don’t.

V: Seriously?

Ex: Yeah.

V: Are you pissed at me?

Ex: I know who [redacted] story is about which means you cheated on me. It’s a little annoying.

V: We never dated. You literally just said that. That’s not cheating. You didn’t hook up with anyone else while we were together? We said we could.

Ex: No. I didn’t want to.

V: So this is going well.

Ex: I’m being grumpy. I’m sorry.

V: This was supposed to be about sex. We got off track.

Ex: About our sex?

V: Yes.

Ex: We had good sex.

V: That wasn’t the question.

Ex: Ok, what do you want to know?

V: The story you read where I dominated you. What did I get right and what did I get wrong?

Ex: Ok, you make me seem so stupid at the beginning. I would have called you a whore in bed. You said you wanted me to pretend like I was forcing you.

V: Did I? I literally have no recollection of this.

Ex: *That’s* what freaked me out. You also told me you wanted me to tie you up and choke you with my penis until you passed out. It was a lot. At the time I didn’t know you just say crazy shit in the moment.

V: Are you sure I said that?

Ex: I’m concerned you don’t remember. You leave yourself during sex though.

V: Fuck. Ok, I can see how that came on strong.

Ex: Was the pegging story about me?

V: …No.

Ex: How many dudes have you fucked in the ass?

V: Don’t be a dick. How many girls have you fucked in the ass?

Ex: One.

V: Was it me?

Ex: Wow.

V: It was me. I remember. It was at [redacted].

Ex: I can’t believe you didn’t remember.

V: I feel like it’s a good sign if you DON’T remember anal. If something stands out there was usually an issue. You don’t want any surprises with that act.

Ex: I’ve missed you. You’re an insane person, but I’ve missed talking to you.

V: I’ve missed you too.

Ex: I still can’t believe you’re married.

V: No one can. We’re supposed to be discussing the time I tied you up and taught you how to dominate me. What else was accurate or inaccurate?

Ex: *Chuckles* You made me wait WAY longer than that story implies. It was well over an hour. I was physically sore for days. Your dirty talk was so much weirder than what you wrote. I think you said you wanted to put me in a collar and make me your sex slave. And you said [redacted]. I’m remembering why you scared me.

V: I mean, that sounds hot.

Ex: Also, you should have expanded on how we fucked after. We fucked all afternoon. That was some of the best sex we ever had and it was only a line.

V: That was the best sex?

Ex: Was it not?

V: I liked when you ate food off my body. Or when we went to Atlantic City.

Ex: When we got kicked out of a strip club?

V: Want to tell that story?

Ex: A stripper REALLY wanted to fuck us and she made out with you. Apparently that was against the rules.

V: We had good sec after. Do you think she was soliciting us or just actually wanted to hook up?

Ex: Idk, we didn’t get that far. It was really hot though. She was very into you. That was sincere. That reminds me of our threesome with [redacted]. That was actually the best sex.

V: I hate that.

Ex: Why?

V: Because she’s better at sex than me.

Ex: I mean, y’all had some impressive teamwork.

V: Tell the story.

Ex: I watched your ex get really rough with you and then you blew me while she pulled your hair back and forth. I think *that’s* when I actually learned how to dominate you. I’ve never seen anyone quite that happy to get spanked.

V: Good times.

Ex: Does [husband] not care we’re talking about this?

V: He is literally beside me. Does [his wife]?

Ex: Nah, she likes you too much. It’s weird y’all are friends. I think she kind of thinks this whole thing is hot.

V: I’d totally fuck your wife.

Ex: Yes, I know. You’ve said that. She reads your Reddit posts by the way. She’s the only person I’ve told.

V: She probably gets off on it.

Ex: Stop. That’s so weird.

V: Why else would she read it? The plot?

Ex: To be honest she asked which stories were me and that was interesting. It opened up conversations.

V: Did she know you almost got arrested?

Ex: She does now. Yeah thanks for putting that on the internet.

V: Are you actually mad?

Ex: Not really. I mean, it was weird but it actually brought up good memories too.

V: That’s been a really interesting side-effect of this hobby.

Ex: …

V: What?

Ex: I’m trying to remember why we broke up.

V: I broke up with you.

Ex: why?

V: Long distance I think. We were never going to get married or even date.

Ex: I agree. I thought you’d never marry anyone.

V: Surprise!

Ex: Who is KO?

V: … [Name]

Ex: I knew it. That hurt to read.

V: What? Why?

Ex: Because he was not a good person. And I always knew y’all had a thing. I didn’t realize how deep it went and I kind of wish you had told me.

V: You were a dick to him.

Ex: I didn’t like you around him.

V: Well I didn’t like YOU around him.

Ex: Did y’all fuck when you were with me?

V: No.

Ex: Not once?

V: We kissed once during that time. We always had tension but we actually went through a period where we didn’t fuck for like 3 years. Does it matter?

Ex: I guess it’s jealousy still, but I never liked him. Literally every time I saw you two together you were in a fight or wasted. It wasn’t like you.

V: I don’t know if I can blog this.

Ex: I think you should.

V: Why?

Ex: It’s like this… I just… you’re a real person. You act like nothing fucks with you but I KNOW that’s not true.

V: For what it’s worth things like that don’t fuck with me anymore.

Ex: I don’t know if I believe that.

V: It’s true.

Ex: If you say so.

V: I thought we were on much better terms than this.

Ex: Some of your stories messed with me.

V: What the hell does that mean?

Ex: Someone asked you about [redacted] on your AMA. You have a one line answer but I realized you never actually told me anything about that. And it just felt painful to read about you with other people, especially because there were overlaps.

V: Do you just have bad memories with me then?

Ex: Of course not! Holy shit. I’m being grumpy but you’re one of my favorite people. I loved dating you. It changed me in a good way.

V: How?

Ex: I got more confidence from that relationship and I felt better about my life generally. I was still pissed at you, but even then I saw it as a net positive. You’re a good person.

V: you’re a good person too. And you changed me.

Ex: Really?

V: Yeah. I just felt really safe with you. And normal. You were by far the most normal person I dated at that time and it made me crave stability.

Ex: It changed the way I have sex too.

V: True, you eat pussy now.

Ex: You were very clear that was a dealbreaker.

V: So what’s the difference between Viola and me?

Ex: I don’t know… Honestly? It bothers you so much when people don’t like you.

V: I can’t stand it when people don’t like me.

Ex: I know! People hate me all the time and I don’t care. I never understood why you obsess over it.

V: I think because I like people so much.

Ex: Also, you NEED to be loved.

V: Doesn’t everyone?

Ex: Not like you. To be fair, you’re very lovable.

V: So are you, for the record. Anything else? This is weirdly insightful

Ex: Yeah, you get really attached after sex. That was why we didn’t fuck for so long. I don’t think your stories portray that.

V: I’ve written that on my page though. It’s why I don’t have casual sex very often.

Ex: Were we not having casual sex?

V: Of course not. I’m really sorry I’m having to even say this but you weren’t casual to me. You were my best friend.

Ex: You had a lot of best friends.

V: Oh fuck off.

Ex: I understand it more now but you fucked with my head. You were so into me and then you were gone and over it in a day.

V: I’m different now. You might not believe me.

Ex: I actually do.

V: it’s really nice to hear from you

Ex: This has been a weird conversation.

V: I was supposed to get your side of a fucking story.

Ex: My side is that it was really good. I still think about it. I let [wife] tie me up.

V: Seriously?

Ex: Oh yeah.

V: Dude, she’s so hot.

Ex: Yep.

V: This did not go how I expected it.

Ex: I know.

V: I really love you a lot by the way. I know it didn’t seem like it, but breaking up with you was really hard. I’m glad we’re talking again.

Ex: I love you a lot too. Text me when this is up. And when you’re in [redacted]. We’ll double date.

V: Sounds good.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/tingmz/conversation_with_my_ex_mf