I was on Tinder 3-4 years ago, and had the time of my life. I’m a good looking successful guy, late 20s at the time, so it was easy for me to get laid. Always had a thing for older women, and matched with one on Tinder. She was 46, short black hair, tan and fit. First thing I typed was “After I’ve given you a back and thigh massage, I’d perform oral sex until you tell me to stop ha! I love to please. Nothing’s a bigger turn on than watching you have multiple orgasms when I’m kissing, licking, and sucking on your clit, all while I use a vibrator inside you at the same time. Mmm I love it!!
OR I’d start by oiling up your back butt thighs and legs. Then I’d explore every bit of your pussy with my tongue until you’re ready for me to work that clit with my tongue. Then climb on top of you and make out as I ease inside you. Bend you over and go hard hard hard from the back then pull you to the edge of the bed while I stand and fuck while holding a vibrator on your clit until I cum. Then you’d hop on my face until I recover. Repeat
I hope that doesn’t scare you away! I love to please and am a sexual perfectionist; meaning I pride myself in being my lover’s best lover.
One orgasm’s enough but if you want to go more, I can cum 5 or 6 times and still stay rock hard.
Some of my favorite positions: Me on top making out with you is always great. Or a variation where I hold your knees back with the Inside of my elbows is good. You on top riding me is sexy. Or a variation where you’re on top but I’m holding your butt and pumping from the bottom. From behind is such a turn on watching my dick slide in and out of you! You on your side with me entering you while I’m on my knees. I can go really deep in that position. Pull you to the corner of the bed while I stand and pump and hold a vibrator on your clit is one of my finishing moves haha.”
She comes back with her phone number and a “where are you taking me out to eat before our wild night ahead?”
I’ll post the crazy stuff that happened between her and I below if anyone’s interested.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6p9ga0/m_sexted_an_older_woman_and_got_more_than_i
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She really wanted me to give her oral since I talked my oral game up so much. She laid down on the edge of the bed and put her feet on my shoulders. She had a stud piercing in the hood of her clit so it was awkward for me to lick flick and suck on her clit with that in the way, but I gave it my best shot. I put three fingers in her and forcefully rubbed her gspot as I sucked on her click as best and fast as I could. She came her within 3 minutes. She pulls me up to lay next to her and sighs and says “can you do that again?” Excited that I made her cum so fast, I was eager to please. THIS time she hops on top of me and starts gyrating her pelvis on my face super hard. I honestly thought I was going to get a bloody nose haha. This is where is gets crazy: All of a sudden I start choking! Something was in my throats and causing me to choke! I throw her off of me and get on all fours to cough out whatever the hell is in me. What felt like a minute was probably only 10 seconds, I cough out a little chrome ball; IT WAS THE CAP TO HER CLIT STUD!!! We were both freaked out a little, but I’m not one to let a little choking slow me down. I pulled out an 8″ vibrating dildo and some lube for her. And a little clit vibe to hold on her clit as I’m thrusting this big toy in her. She cums crazy hard, legs flailing hard. NOW it’s finally my turn…She literally spits on my dick and balls 3-4 times and starts lubing them up with her hands and mouth. In my head I’m trying to think of something else because I know after after a hard dick for 40min, and her skills, I’m going to explode within minutes. She starts doing the corkscrew hand stroke with her mouth following her fist-never have I had a blowjob feel this good. I let her know I’m about to cum and she does this even faster! Even after I came she had my dick in her mouth licking and flicking the head, it was borderline too much. Like my sext above says, I can manage to stay rock hard.
So I have her hop on me, she puts her feet on both sides of my waist and her hands on my chest and starts pounding on me. Again, this is the best fuck I’ve ever felt; nothing is touching me besides her pussy, and it’s amazing! Must’ve been a solid 10 minutes of her going hard on me. She mentions she’s going to cum, and I’m on the verge as well. As she starts to moan and cum this sends me over the edge and I rifle one off inside her (no condom), and what does this older chick do? She instantly gets up and tries to straddle my face again and is yelling “eat it! Eat that pussy!” As she’s gyrating her hips on my face.
Half-assed grossed out, I keep my lips sealed and let it run down my cheeks, she hops off me, and goes in the bathroom with her clothes. Comes back fully dressed with her keys dangling in her hand like nothing ever happened. Comes over and gives me a kiss and says “do you have any friends from the same planet as you?” I let out a chuckle and walk her to the door, and that was the last I ever heard from her.
Either I wasn’t freaky enough for her, or she was married and simply wanted a fun night. I’ll never know.
I’ve honestly got 15-20 wild stories, I’ll have to type them up some time and make them more legible than this one.
I’ve got good pics and vids of myself if any females are interested.
Sounds like quite a nasty little whore. She must be a lot of fun though