I actually recently talked to the ex I hate and he brought this story up. I still hate him but I love this story…
I was once at my boyfriend’s house and he texted me that he would pick up dinner after his run.
*He used to be my boss and had to buy me lunch. He knew what I liked.*
So he got home with like 10 different rolls of sushi, placed the takeout beside me, and then went to take a shower.
*Bro, wtf would you do? Am I supposed to NOT lay the sushi on my body?*
So yes, I decided to lay the sushi on my body. The problem is that this is more difficult than it sounds. First off, his dining room table was not big enough for me to stretch out on. I ended up pulling two chairs close to his coffee table so I could spread my legs on the chairs and lie back on the table.
*He showered in like 5 minutes btw. I had to move fast.*
I took off all my clothes and left a trail leading to where I would end up.
I opened all the rolls and started placing them on my legs, then between my legs right above and in between that one spot.
Now, laying back was tricky, but I was not about to let some complicated maneuvering stop me.
*If I can’t do this then why do I even do yoga? What has it all been for?*
I laid rolls across my stomach and breasts (obviously covering each nipple), I put two on my face, and then covered my left arm. By the time I got to the right arm I couldn’t really move but I think I managed one roll.
So my boyfriend gets out of the shower, sees my clothes, and tells me I better come find him. I tell him that won’t be possible.
When he sees me he bursts out laughing. “I didn’t know people actually did this.”
“Eat sushi?”
“Oh we’re going to play dumb? Cool. I can’t decide what roll I’ll start with.”
He reached for a roll on my stomach, leans back, and turns on the damn TV. I can’t even watch it! My head is on the other side of the table, and he puts on a show I like.
*NGL, this was kind of a hot power play. I hate how good this asshole was at sex.*
He very casually grabs rolls from my body and eats very, very slowly. At one point I complain he’s taking too long and he takes a damn tiny soy sauce bucket out and puts it in my mouth. He then proceeds to dip rolls into said soy sauce bucket before he eats them.
*Mother fucker… but also, well done.*
This goes on for like half an hour. He’s also definitely hard AF. I know this because he’s wearing sweatpants and leaning back a little comfortably.
He occasionally takes rolls off my limbs but barely even acknowledges the rest of me.
*God damn, he’s good.*
I whimper and he takes the soy sauce out of my mouth and asks what’s wrong. I give him an accusatory look.
“Are you hungry?” He asks.
“Not for fucking sushi.”
That doesn’t seem to phase him. He reaches down, takes a roll from my lower stomach with his mouth, and then places it in my mouth.
*Fine! It’s good sushi.*
He does that with the remaining rolls on my stomach, breast, and my nipples. He takes time to lick and nibble in between each bite too.
When he gets in between my legs I’m having a very hard time keeping still as he takes the roll away with his mouth and then puts it fully in my mouth so that our lips touch.
*If you ever find this account, I still hate you btw. That was hot AF though.*
I still have rolls all over my body at this point, but I think we both know where this is leading.
He stands over me and takes off his shirt before pulling down his pants.
“If we fuck right now we’ll ruin the rest of the sushi,” I laugh.
“Fuck the sushi.”
He pulls the two chairs out from under my legs and wraps my legs around his head as he gets on his knees. He starts eating me out with his tongue going batshit crazy. He’s usually great at this but he can’t even find a pattern he’s shaking so bad
*Holy shit, this dude needs to fuck.*
“Just fuck me!” I finally cry.
“You still have sushi on you,” he moans in between licks.
“Fuck the sushi.”
In one switch motion he turns me over and let’s the remaking 5-6 rolls fall to the floor.
*Have y’all ever been so tight for so long you know it’s going to hurt but in a good way? Yeah, I was there.*
He has to shove himself in and it takes a couple of tries before he gets inside. Meanwhile, I’m spread out on his coffee table with sushi all around me and a few smashed on my body.
When he goes in though, I’m done for.
Holy fucking shit. I lose my mind. I reach back and scratch his face and his has to wrestle my hands to the table and bite my ear to keep me steady.
At one point he asks if I’m ok and I rear back and tell him to go harder.
*Lol, he hates when I say that.*
He grabs me hips and thrusts so hard I have to bury my cheek into the table not to cry.
*Good lord, finish me.*
He tells me he’s about to come and I tell him he better not finish before me. He pulls my hair and slaps my ass.
*Yep… That’ll do it.*
I come and have to grip my fingers around the edge of the coffee table. He pushes my head into the table as he comes right after me.
When we’re both lying on the floor he picks up a smushed roll of sushi and starts laughing.
Fuck the sushi.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/t3yt5a/fuck_the_sushi_fm
In this situation, I’d have to agree. “Fuck the sushi”
All together now “Fish are friends not food…….but they’re great for foreplay”
Now is it just me or are you getting better at this? It’s like I’m no longer reading a story, but watching it, I can see everything playing in my head like a movie or something. Bravo Ms. V just bravo you really are something else!
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Hottest story ive read here in awhile. Food + Sex is so fun. Reminds me of the time I got bent over my own birthday cake 😋
The soy sauce in the mouth was a boss move
Are there any style point deductions for not incorporating chopsticks?
Good God this was incredibly hot! Wish I had a girl with the sexual creativity you do