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Background -So where do I start? I’ll call myself Steve. I am probably way older than 95% of the people on here. Been married, have kids, etc. I have an interesting background that has allowed me ample opportunities to get laid. I was in the military and did two tours in the Middle East. My main career was as a Respiratory Therapist that no one every head of before COVID. I moved up and was an AVP overseeing various clinical departments in a 5-hospital system somewhere in the Mid-Atlantic part of the US. I moved out of the clinical/hospital world and became an implementation manager for a large tech company (think GE, Philips, Siemens, etc.).
The job pays super well and I travel which again gives me much opportunity to get laid. In the military I was a MP, which allowed me to easily transition into part-time police work. I currently work part-time for two small suburban police departments, again, allowing me a good opportunity to get laid. I am in good shape for someone my age and work out 4-5 times a week. I am that guy who probably fucked your wife, girlfriend, sister, mother, aunt, cousin, neighbor, and maybe your nana back when she was 40. I am an opportunist when it comes to fucking. For example, a friend of mine’s son just broke up with the cutest 28-year-old. I knew her bar hang out, let her cry on my shoulder how Tom was a jerk off, and fucked her in her condo till she left for work the next morning. These details are vague on purpose and again on purpose some aspects of my stories will also be.
When I got divorced, we sold the big house and I purchased a 3-bedroom townhouse in the very nice community. These houses were semi-custom which allowed me to design it how I wanted. I opted for the master suite to be on the first floor, along with a home office directly next to it. The top floor consisted of the other bedrooms, a bath, and a loft area. I designed it that way for privacy. When my kids stayed over, they would have the top floor as well as the finished basement and I would have my area.
I thought I was keeping things pretty clean until I had a date over who drank too much and ended up on my bathroom floor hugging the toilet. The next morning, she told me the area around my toilet was disgusting and I needed to get a housekeeper of sorts.
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Craigslist was highly popular around this time so I posted an ad for a cleaning person to come weekly. After sorting through the bullshit responses, I settled for someone who was close by and arranged a call with her. Ended up hiring her once we met and she hung on for about 18 months and then told me she had to quit.
Back to CL. Found a married mom of two, also close by. She came over and we spoke. Told me she was previously a flight attendant until she had kids. Not very attractive at all. Maybe a 6/10 on a good day. But she could clean. To be honest, I don’t remember how I ended up fucking her each Saturday but it happened. This woman, Christy, could fuck. She put a lot of energy into her fucking. Looked better naked than with clothes. Maybe 5’6”, curly hair, brown eyes and glasses that she kept on while fucking. Trimmed pussy and a virgin asshole I later would discover.
She made no bones that her husband wasn’t the best in bed and she needed some strange dick so who was I to argue with her. She loved to have her pussy eaten and her clit was on the larger side, which made sucking and biting it pretty easy. She loved to be pile driven, but doggie was her favorite. Loved grabbing her swinging tits while plowing her from behind.
One day I was licking her pussy from behind and went for her rosebud. She gasped and asked me what I was doing and told her I was going to eat then fuck her ass. She told me no one has ever touched her ass before. I asked her if I should stop and she said no. I ate her ass for everything I was worth for the next 15 minutes or so, then started probing her ass with a finger. Good thing I had lube as she was tight. Her usual time spent as my place was wrapping up so we had to put everything else on hold.
Next week she had some kid functions so the next time she came I asked her if she wanted to continue where we left off. After her cleaning she called me and I found her on my bed, with her ass high and she was already lubed. She started sucking my dick which was already pretty hard anticipating a virgin asshole. I started fucking her pussy and she said very matter of fact put it in my ass. I slowly pushed my dick against her asshole.
My dick is a good size, not porn worthy, but I believe larger than average and somewhat thick. The head of my dick is much larger than the shaft. I pushed the head against her asshole and it popped in. I started playing with her clit and she started moaning. I took this as an OK to push in further. Never got my dick fully in her, but I started fucking her ass with a good 3-4” of dick. After about 10 minutes of this I couldn’t hold back and emptied my nuts in her ass. We continued to fuck for about two years when she decided her kids were old enough to start being a FA again. She works for a mainline airline that I frequent and I see her on a semi-regular basis while flying out of my home city. She looks much better in the FA uniform than she did in street clothes. Wonder if she ever gave her husband her asshole and who she is fucking on the side.
Back to CL and I had a run of 3-4 cleaners without any side sex until Andrea came along. Andrea was a tall nursing student. About 23, 5’9”, long brunette hair and a body that said yoga. I was working a lot at my part time LEO jobs so I didn’t see her all that much. One day when I was at home, she asked me for more money. I was already paying her $80 a week for about 4 hours of work. This was early 2000’s so it was decent. I wasn’t going to squabble over a few bucks so I told her I could do $100. She flat out said make it $150 and you can fuck me every week. I thought I was being set up, plus I don’t like paying for sex. Not like I have never done it before. I told her I wasn’t comfortable with that arrangement so we agreed on the $100.
Right about this time I started a project that involved long hours and had me exhausted. I was still doing my Sunday-Thursday night gig, but putting in 12-hour days. Fridays were office catch up and all this left minimal time for dating, fucking, etc. I was horny as shit. Andrea came in on Saturday and as always looked great and smelled even better. When she was done, I gave her four 50’s and looked at her. I asked her if she could stay the rest of the day and she said yes.
I peeled off her leggings and top and found a body with little if any body fat. I like my women with a little more meat but I wasn’t complaining. So began my weekly fucking of Andrea. She was a very good fuck, mainly because of being so limber. She had a tiny ass and I loved watching my dick fuck her pussy and ass from behind. She allowed pictures of us fucking, but no face shots. Not much in the tits department but her nipples were possibly the most sensitive I’ve ever seen. She could have been an actress or porno star as her orgasms were way too vocal to be real. Great for the ego, but fake. The “oh you’re sooo big, you’re stretching my tiny pussy, etc.” Who knows, maybe she was a hooker on the side. Anyway, 6 months after we started our arrangement, she told me she had to quit as school was getting tough. Found her on FB a year or so ago. Divorced with 2 kids and she is a OR nurse in Florida.
Which brings me to the star of this story, Lacey. Lacey was my daughter’s friend from high school. Mentioned to my daughter that I was in need of a new house cleaner and she said Lacey might be interested. Told her to have her call me, which she did and came over the next weekend. At this time Lacey was about 20 or so. She was tiny, 4’10” and maybe 90 pounds. Big brown doe eyes, light brown hair to her shoulders and little tits. We agreed on a price and she started the next Saturday.
This was in the summer and Lacey’s usual outfit was very short running shorts and a half tee shirt (crop top I guess today). It was hard to not stare at her, especially when she was on her hands and knees, scrubbing the floor. What an ass. Her ass was tiny and all I could think of was how tight her holes must be. Maybe it was my imagination, but Lacey was always shooting me the “come fuck me looks”. Sometimes we chatted and she told me she was dumping her bf as he couldn’t satisfy her in bed and was more interested in drinking and gaming than fucking her. I told her he was a fool and she should look for someone older with more life experience. She looked at me and said “someone like you?”
That broke the ice and she came over and kissed me, tongue swirling around my mouth like it was a cobra dancing. I backed away and asked her if she was sure she wanted to do this and she grabbed my dick through my shorts. I picked her up and carried her into my bedroom and tossed her onto my bed (which she just changed the sheets on and made all nice). I didn’t know here to start. We made out for while my hands explored her body. She loved having her neck kissed and nibbled on. I lifted off her tiny tee and started working on her tits. They were small, maybe a B, but they were perfect for her size and with sensitive nipples.
According to my daughter, Lacey was no stranger to dick, having been a real slut in high school. While we were fooling around, she was a bit animated, which truthfully turns me off. You can tell when moans are fake and hers was. I went down on her tiny pussy and I could tell from just my tongue she was tight as hell. She started calling me daddy which is not a turn on to me. I had to break the moment and told her the whole daddy/daughter this is not a turn on to me. I told her just be herself.
Lacey loved to fuck and even more so, she loved to please. I don’t thing anything would have been of limits with her, if I would have asked. She was so tiny; I couldn’t get all of my dick in her pussy. She also always needed lube, even though she was wet.
We would fuck whenever I was home and she was cleaning. I paid her well for her efforts both on my dick and cleaning. I taught her that you do not need to be degraded by having someone slap their dick on your face or choke you to have great sex. She would tell me about her boyfriends and how they would pass her around to their friends. I probably should have worn a condom while fucking her, but I never did and looking back I was lucky not to have caught something from her. I wasn’t worried about knocking her up as I had the big V years before while I was still married.
Being an ass man, I loved fucking Lacey doggy and up her ass. Her ass cheeks weren’t much larger than my hand. I knew she had dick up her ass before as she told me. She also told me that she never had a dick my size up her ass and she was worried . I promised I would take it super slow and stop if it hurt too much. The first time I fucked her ass was unbelievable. She had the second tightest ass I have ever been it. When I came in her ass the first time, I must had shot 4 good ropes of cum. I could feel her ass muscles milking my dick it was so good.
I do have two interesting stories about Lacey. The first is when I took her to a private swinger’s function. I am a member of a local “lifestyle” group and although they accept a limited number of solo men, it is much easier to get an invite and get laid at a function when you come with a plus one. Now having Lacey as my plus one was my golden ticket. Most of our group are 30’s and older. Me bringing a 20something cutie was a guarantee of some action.
As Lacey loved being gangbanged and passed around, it was a win-win. This one party was at a member’s house. The house was not super large, so they limited it to 14 people total. There was this one babe there who I have seen at other parties. A little meaty like I like them. Her husband took an immediate liking to Lacey and I paired off with her. Beth was 5’5”ish, big DD’s brown hair and blue eyes. She was built to be titty fucked. We ended up making out and I got her tits out. Her nipples were huge – probably the thickness of my finger. I got to work on her tits as she started rubbing my dick. Clothes came off and we ended up in a 69. She got on top of me and rode herself to a moaning orgasm. I haven’t come yet and put her on her back and mounted her missionary. Ended up titty fucking her and she swallowed my dick and load. It was a good night. Lacey enjoyed herself and told me on the ride home she had sex of one sort or another with five guys that night.
My final Lacey story is when I took her to Hedonism in Jamaica once. Again, she was my golden ticket. Hedonism isn’t for everyone. That was my second time there. Another time I went with some crazy ass nurse who I dumped as soon as we got off the plane back home, but that is another story. You always hear about women getting fucked so hard they couldn’t walk right, well that was Lacey for those five days. She told me “her pussy was broken” and needed to recover. She fucked over 15 guys over the time we were there, but I wasn’t one of them. I could have her pussy pretty much whenever I wanted, so I went for newer pastures. I ended up fucking three different women, two of them were MFM with their husbands and me.
Lacey ended up cleaning/fucking me for a total of about 3 years. One day when she finished cleaning, I paid her and she told me she was headed to Florida for vacation with a friend. I gave her an extra hundred and told her to have fun. I never heard from her again and I mean she dropped off the face of the earth. I tried calling and texting and nothing. I had a friend who could run her without leaving breadcrumbs check, and her drivers license from when she lived here expired and there is no record of a new one in another state. I could have dived deeper, but those breadcrumbs….. She would be mid 30’s now.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rmy9i7/mf_i_fucked_several_of_my_house_cleaners
This guy fux!
Would love to hear more stories
You lived one of my fantasies of having a “bangmaid”. I really want the clean home, though, and don’t want her slacking on that. Also, offering her more money for the sex is just too close to prostitution for my liking.
Anyways, sounds like you had fun. :-)
Damn bro, you think Lacey got clapped or just started a new life?
What a coincidence, I call myself Steve as well
I’m worried about Lacey. What if she was murdered or trafficked?
I’ve always wanted to go to a Sex Party and to Hedonism! Jealous.