No this story doesn’t involve friendly fire from a threesome, but it does involve a self inflicted mistake from building up a bit too much tension and I thought it might make for a sensible chuckle here.
Years back I was having an on / off fling with a friend’s girlfriend’s younger sister J. She was gorgeous, petite with long dark brown hair and an insatiable sex drive that would always leave me drained. Beautifully full breasts that were a perfect fit to her frame and lips that savored taking my thick shaft all the way down to the hilt. It was a slow burn before we finally gave into our mutual attraction but that’s a longer story for another time.
I was working in Europe full time and flying back to the US for the holidays to visit my parents. NY was the destination and JFK was preferred airport because Swiss Air flew direct from Geneva, and when you flew Swiss you always got a piece of chocolate before disembarking.
J had recently graduated college and was making a go of it in the city as many 20 somethings do. It had been a year since we last met up and at the last minuet I shot her a message asking if she was up for me crashing at her place when I landed.
Her reply was as quick as it was enthusiastic and plans fell into place. When I landed though things went a bit off the rails and J had to work late, really late and I was stuck wandering around the lower east side hauling around my luggage figuring out how to kill the next 6 hours in the middle of a snowstorm.
Sunset had long been forgotten when J finally got out and met me on the street. She was totally beat from a long day at work and I was shot from traveling. We headed up to her apartment and crashed as soon as we shut the door. I didn’t think anything would happen that night but once she striped down and cuddled up next to me in bed my cock swelled hard with excitement against her soft skin.
My hand slipped up her shirt and lightly cupped her breast as I rolled her nipple between my fingers. I brought my lips up to her ears and whispered if she wanted to feel my cock poking into her back the whole night.
J laughed and rolled over to let me know I could work off the tension now if I really needed to but she’d make it worth my while if I could save it for morning.
My balls were already aching in pain to release but I couldn’t resist the offer. I knew what she had in mind and I’d love to feel her saddle up on my hips and take me for a sunrise ride. She rolled back and drifted off to sleep while I stayed there wide awake trying to figure out how to calm my raging erection.
Morning came and I woke up rock hard, my morning wood fulled by a nights worth of anticipation. J was hastily getting dressed and told me she had just gotten an emergency call from work and had to run in early, but she’d be free later in the afternoon if I wanted to stick around.
She was out the door before I could say anything. Naked in her bed I finally gave in and let my hand wander down. I knew exactly the game she was playing but I couldn’t take it, I was so hard I couldn’t even put my pants on if I tired.
It didn’t take long before I brought myself to the verge and as I felt my muscles contract I knew something wasn’t right. It felt amazing as the first wave hit hard and before I knew it I’d just shot a rope clear across my body smacking into her beds headboard behind me. My brain was still processing the sound of my cum splattering against the wood as the next rope hit me clear across the cheek. I mistakingly looked down in shock only to have the 3rd rope hit me square in the eyes.
Christ I had just given myself a facial, and it was awful. A thick wad of cum caked into my eyelashes and eyebrows, fucking hell what a mess. It instantly made a lot of sense why some women really hate getting them, I was not a fan. It was a weird combination of feeling deeply satisfied because I just had a mind blowing hard orgasm, disgust because I just gave myself a facial, laughter because I just gave myself a facial, all while also being mildly impressed my cock could shoot cum out that far.
It was the holiday season but I that wasn’t quite how I wanted to deck the halls.
Sitting there in disbelief, I sent J a pic of her headboard and told her maybe it was safer this didn’t end up going off inside her. J laughed and told me she didn’t mind a little danger and said my cannon better be ready for her when she got back at 2. I went into the bathroom to try and scrub the cum out my eyebrows. I left the cum on the headboard though, she could lick that off when I mounted her later.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rmavur/dr_blue_balls_or_how_i_learned_to_start_worrying
Haha, I hope now you know why most girls don’t like cum in their face to much😅Nevertheless nice written and quite a funny story😊
Great story. I accidentally gave a facial one time. She came up to breath right when I started cumming. We laughed although she was crying because it got in her eye.