I’m fairly busty and I discovered that is a lot of fun to pretend I’m having a wardrobe malfunction while dating someone from tinder. I usually do this with people who I’m not seriously interested in or when I know this is definitely the last date.
I date boys and girls alike and love to just watch their reactions. Sometimes I pretend not knowing that something is wrong with my clothes for quite a while. And sometimes I fake one of these shock moments where I’m like “Omg! I’m sooo embarrassed”. But the first is much more fun.
For example, one time I knew that half of my areola was peeking over my top. I could see everyone staring at it but nobody dared to actually say something.
Some other time I bent over in front of someone to tie the laces of my boots and I let one of my boobs fall out of my top. I could watch their shock reaction in the window right next to me and I let my boob dangle for 2 seconds before I stuffed it back in.
Another one is me wearing something short like a crop top which at my size is already critical because it will make the front too short and show my underboobs if I don’t watch out. If I stretch my arm a bit I can easily expose more lower boob or even a nipple and even pretend I’m not aware of it. So yawning and stretching is the way to get some reactions here :D
Other situations include me popping a button of my tight blouse by yawning and stretching. That one usually gets a few laughs but also it gives the other person a chance to comment on my chest size which is what some do. To do this, I prepare the blouse beforehand by attaching the button that is supposed to pop off later to the blouse not with a thread, but with glue. This works better than if I just sew the button on, because sometimes the thread just loosens and doesn’t break, and that’s less impressive. Or the thread is too strong and nothing happens at all. Glue, on the other hand, just pops off the fabric when a little more tension comes on, and sends the button flying.
Once during a date with a guy who was actually too young for me, but who I found kind of sassy and funny while chatting on Tinder, and who I had dated just for this prank, I pretended to have dry eyes. So I rummaged my eye drops out of my purse, tilted my head far back, pulled the lower eyelid down a bit with one hand, and dripped a few drops with the other hand first into my left eye and then into my right eye. In the process, I naturally sat up straight and stuck out my chest, and at the first inhale, the prepared button popped off. I felt the fabric of my dress around the breast suddenly give room and heard the button fall to the floor. But I pretended not to notice anything.
I could not directly see the place where the button was missing, because it was a little below my chest, but I know that my breasts pull the fabric apart and cause large gaps through which my date could see my white bra. My date could probably see part of my squeezed underboob underneath that bra too.
So while I put my eye drops away and pretended nothing was wrong, my date changed completely. His eyes kept wandering down my chest and during the conversation he was suddenly somehow absent and self-conscious. Me moving around at times, probably allowing other views, didn’t help the conversation. After a while, I dropped the curtain and pretended to be a little chilly from the wind, and put on my cardigan. After that, the conversation became a bit livelier again, but he also flirted more aggressively and became almost a bit pushy. But nothing else happend after that date and I didn’t go on another date with him.
I know, for you this probably sounds pretty boring and uneventful, but for me the fun is in the observation and of course also in the uncertainty of the situation. You have to experience something like that to understand why it’s kind of tingling and gets the adrenaline going. It’s almost like planning a heist XD. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this little revelation.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/rh64x5/i_f_fake_wardrobe_malfunctions_on_tinder_dates
Why only with those that have no chance? Why not the other way round?
It’s funny.. women always give more to men they don’t take seriously.. It’s so much easier to be a bad boy than a good guy.
This sounds like being desperate for attention. Taking all that time in preparing this and going on a date with someone you are not interested in. Why else waste so much precious time.
Not just directed at OP, but anyone with this mindset of “doing it with someone I’m not interested in”
Truth be told you SHOULD be doing these things with people you’re interested in. People are trying to avoid being themselves, which in this case is sexually flirting, with people they like when it’s exactly these types of fun behaviors that cause sparks and chemistry.
The story is funny, I just fear that the guys the OP chooses are missing out on these fun quirks that would make a relationship more fun.
I get the date choices. The last paragraph explains what she’s getting out of it. I think she has a mild exhibition kink, plus the fun of planning this kind of thing out. Shes just chasing that adrenaline buzz. Then when its done you walk away and never have to see them again. Harmless fun. But if she has a real interest in someone it changes. You go from risque to risky. What if he figures out it was on purpose? What if he’s not amused? What if he thinks less of her because of it? He may learn something about her he doesnt like or she may learn something about him she doesnt like. Either way its no longer a fun time.
Sounds like a tease and prude lol
Boring..? Nahh. Reading this was really hot. If this happens with my date, I’d be turned on. Had fun reading this ;)
Sounds awesome, wish I could see the level of bustiness we’re dealing with lol.
Free tomorrow?😂 Nice story.🔥
I find that kind of teasing incredibly sexy. Perhaps you could post some similar pictures
If you were on a date with someone and they actually pointed it out or tried to help cover it up for you to save your embarrassment, what happens then? Do they get another date or are they prudes/boring?