Its a scary day in Gnomevile tennessee. The gnome cannibal leader Raghsij Lavaär has come to gnomevile to eat some gnomes. The gnome chief Ghijz McGlizz has been warned by a gnome villager about Raghsij. Ghjiz says “This is very bad. A cannibal!! I will grab my Gnome warspear, ah yes, the warspear wielded by my great grandfather in the Gnome Wars, ah yes, the war that gave us gnomes our freedom from the dwarves. What a grand war that was, it was the war that earned us gnomes the respect we deserve.” Ghjiz walks outside of his gnome hut. He sees some suspicious looking gnome men trying to eat a poor gnome woman. He stabs the cannibals many times and kills them. The gnome woman says “Thank you Mr. McGlizz!” Ghjiz says “You’re very welcome.” The gnome woman says “Lets have gnome sex.” So they do it. They do it in doggy style and missionary and the prone bone and also the amazon.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/r93mv9/the_gnome_cannibals_of_gnomevile