I have never been a big fan of Halloween but I’m not a buzzkill. My roommate and I decided to go as Ross and Rachel. Easy enough to throw on a plaid mini skirt, a white top and call it a day. Now one thing to note is I’m not ~built~ like Rachel, I have big butt and thighs and dd tits on a 5ft body. Part of the reason I don’t often wear skirts is the way they ride up, but I did it for the holiday. A swipe of a 90s brown lipstick and I was set.
The party was a bunch of people, many I’ve been friends with for a while and some new faces. One very tall new face was part of the scooby doo gang, Shaggy stood at a 6’5 to my 5ft which made for lots of jokes as the shortest and tallest of the party. But I didn’t think much of it, I thought he was dating a girl in their group costume, I was talking to her in the kitchen later and I found out they were very much not dating. Huh, didn’t think much of it. But alas, a flirty talk by the pong table later (romantic I know) and Shaggy (we’ll call him Max I can’t keep saying Shaggy) starts telling me that he’s never kissed a girl less than 5’5. Well I’ve gone as tall as 6’3 I retort.
“So what you’re saying is we could both break our record right now” he says with a cocky little smirk as he so obviously checks me out. And you know what, it worked because I’m a sucker for competition.
“You have a point” He leans down to kiss me but in this room are way to many close friends for me to kiss him in front of. I think he realizes this too and off we go to the bathroom. Thinking nobody saw us and that we were very sneaky and subtle of course! In the bathroom Max’s hands immediately go up my skirt.
“I’ve watched friends many times and you know Rachel’s ass was never this good” he says with a little smack. Ugh. Ass compliments and smacks are my love language. I lean up to kiss him. The height difference proving to be large he gives up on his comical bending over and scoops me up, holding me by my ass as I wrap my legs around him. He’s a good kisser too. We’re kissing like only 2 drunk horny 20 somethings in costume can.
“IS THE BATHROOM BUSY” Our friend Matt bangs on the door, it is his house after all.
“YES” Yells Max back, hands up my skirt teasing my pussy while I’m kissing down his neck. “IT IS OCCUPIED”
The handsy make out continues and eventually we can hear people wanting to use the bathroom for real bathroom activities. Max puts me down and slides my skirt into place, but not without one last slap to my ass, which I obviously return.
“I think we were pretty sneaky” We inch out of the bathroom and with our luck nobody is outside. I feel like a spy – until my roommate asks how max is doing and points to my smudged lipstick. Damn it.
Time passes with more games of pong and dancing to 90s music when Max comes and finds me again. I tell him my lipstick gave us away and we were not so sneaky.
“Mhm no regrets” he leans down and whispers. We’re standing at the base of the stairs up to Matt and his roommates bedrooms. “Max there’s another bathroom upstairs that people are not using” and with that up we go.
{I have since apologized to my dear friend Matt for the explicit activities that take place in his once innocent bathroom}
Max shuts the door quickly and this bathroom didn’t have a pedestal sink, there was a counter for me to sit on, how perfect. Resuming the previous heavy making out with hands everywhere this time I can tell that Max’s cock is hard.
“I wanna suck your cock” I whisper as we kiss.
“Fuck” he responds immediately going to take off his belt. Max leans against the counter and I get on my knees. His cock already dripping precum. I normally pride myself on a very long teasing bj, but Rachel had shit to do and I could only justify fooling around in Matt’s bathroom for so long so I was efficient.
A slow lick up and down his shaft while he watched before spitting on his dick and bobbing up and down and his hand was in my hair and we were both loving it. It was so hot. The dirtiness of hearing the bathroom downstairs, knowing people could walk by and hear it. It was all so hot.
I start to use my hand and mouth in tandem working Max’s cock, “I’m gonna cum fuck where do you want me to cum” “In my mouth Max” and with that he unloads in my mouth and I suck off every last drop. It was hot af. He pulls me up to his feet and pulls me in for a long kiss.
“Fuck that was so good”
“I’m glad you enjoyed, it made me so wet…”
“Is that so…” Max says as his hand moves up my inner thigh before going under my skirt and rubbing over my panties.
“Fuck you’re so wet for me”
“Please finger me I need something” But Max does better then that, he guides me to the floor and pulls my skirt and panties off then spreads my leg. Slowly rubbing my pussy driving me fucking insane the newness and novelty and dirtiness of all this was making me so turned on. Finally he gives in from his teasing and starts licking my pussy then slides in 2 fingers. I can hear him groan as he feels how wet and tight I am and it sets me off.
“Fuck fuck fuck” I try so hard to stay quiet but also it’s so good I can’t think straight. I’m shaking and he’s holding me down with one hand and working my pussy with the other. It was so hot that just 2 hours ago we barely kissed downstairs and now here we were, his cum down my throat and his tongue in my pussy. He picks up pace and fingers me hard and deep and it sets me off. I cum hard on his fingers and tongue and he holds me firmly in place. When I finish cumming he looks up with a smirk and starts all over again, it sets me off quickly and I go back to moaning and profanities before cumming again.
Genuinely I think he would’ve kept going but I told him I was too sensitive. I collapsed into his lap, a heaping mess of post orgasm mush and he kissed my neck and we both realized what we had done.
“Holy shit that was hot” Max whispered.
“Totally not what I thought would happen tonight”
“So no one told you life was gonna be this way” Max starts tapping and jokingly singing into my ear.
“Oh god”
“I didn’t even know I had a Rachel fantasy till tonight”
“You’re welcome”
Hope you enjoyed :)
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/qvrk64/the_one_where_rachel_gets_eaten_out_in_a_bathroom
Yeah this was fucking hot (especially the visualization of DDs on a 5ft tall woman)
Tell Ross you were on a break.
Does your boyfriend like big butts and he cannot lie?
Damn. Wish I had gotten to know you at the party instead haha
Did you go home with him that night ?
Guess you could say that it WAS your day, your month, or even your year…..