I [F] am on an all female football team. I’d like to share some of our crazy/sexy stories.

So as the title says, I am on a football team of all women. And by football I do mean American football. The other year I had found out that there was an all women’s team near me. I didn’t know there was such a thing so I knew that I had to try out for it. I learned that the team was in a league that has 3 other teams all in a select few in my state. I grew up loving football so I knew that I had to try to join. I went to try out one day. When I got there the coach asked me what position I want to play. I told her and she said that I was on the team. I was surprise that I didn’t have to do anything.

At the first practice I was told that all new players had to go through a hazing ritual. They said that they changed it up every year. Mine was to take laxatives and then shit while everyone on the team was watching and cheering me on. I somehow got through it. I was told after what some of the others had been. As it turns out some where definitely worse. They made some people bury their face in the biggest girls ass on the team after a practice. For others they made them choose a random girl to piss in a cup and they made them drink it. Another was that the made the girls go through a whole entire practice naked. And yes there was tackling. I couldn’t believe this. It made men’s football hazing seem like nothing.

I soon learned that most of the team are lesbians. They aren’t afraid to flirt with each other either. The locker rooms after practice were full of naked ladies dancing around. I was shocked one day to see two teammates eating each other out. I then remembered that this was all for fun and not a real league so that’s why it was wild. Most of the people on the team dated one another or were fuck buddies. It can get crazy after wins. Bottles of booze would be in the locker room and everyone would be playing with each other. I’ve seen groups of girls playing with each other.

Sometimes for birthdays we have paid for male strippers to come party with us in the locker room. They are usually surprised to see that we are all waiting for them in there. The lesbian women watch and laugh and many of the bi women have fun with the guys. One lady is dating a man and she has brought him down to the locker room before to meet everyone. We thought it’d be funny so we all waited for him naked. He laughed when he got down there but seemed to be enjoying himself. She asked us if it was ok and ended up sucking him off in front of all the girls. I’m pretty sure I saw some people playing with themselves. He came on her face and we made her keep it on her face during practice.

During games it’s not too crazy as there are sometimes spectators. We try to play by the rules for the most part. However we do dirty talk the other teams and they’ll usually dirty talk us back. We talk about how we are going to fuck each other after. I’ve been groped a little after getting tackled. My teammates will flirt with me after I do something good. The Gatorade baths are pretty much like a wet t shirt contest lol! The MVP of the game gets to pick a favor to receive that week. The rules we have state that whatever they say goes.

There are lots of lovely ladies on the team of all shapes and sizes, kinda like how a male football team is. We have larger ladies and smaller ladies. All races. Most of the girls don’t shave very much.

I have since had the pleasure of eating out most of the ladies on my team and they have also returned the favor. We are all a big fan of ass play too so there’s lots of eating asses after practices and games. I love it! I’m the kicker. They have a deal with me that for every made kick I get to get eaten out, and for every missed one I have to draw a random name from a hat (of willing participants) and eat that person out. I’d be glad to share more details about it if anyone wants to hear or if anyone has question!(:

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/q7jatk/i_f_am_on_an_all_female_football_team_id_like_to

36 comments

  1. please share also if some of the girls approve we would love some pictures and such on your profile.

  2. for a new hazing thing have a some of the girls do practice with benwa balls in.

  3. Am I the only person who has read this and thinks that the hazing is totally fucked-up?

    Who the hell agrees to participate in that crap in the name of ‘fun’, and who the hell thinks that sitting around watching someone piss shit through their ass is entertainment?

  4. Damn those are some wild hazing rituals for a rec team, I wish my frisbee team was that rough

  5. I got through about two paragraphs….was laughing….and questioned all journalistic integrity!! lol!

  6. You’ve been doing a lot of typing – and imagining – in the last 16 hours

  7. Today in another episode of “Things that didn’t happen”. But first the weather….

  8. I’m intrigued. Women I’ve known who play team sports (volley ball, crew, soft ball, and soccer) report a large percentage of the team members are lesbians. I’m wondering if (1) that’s true or (2) there’s something about the body chemistry of lesbians that makes team sports particularly attractive?

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