“Fuu–!” was all I could muster before his mouth was on mine, his tongue teasing my own again inside my mouth. The weight of him pressed me deeper than I’ve ever been in any mattress, and the strength of those hot, penetrating fingers and their come-hither motion across my most delicious parts already had me at the precipice of a climax that had been building since the moment he told me his mother took a champagne cork to the back of the skull.
Even through the cacophony of primal sexual gratification that overtook me at that moment, there was enough of a rational mind left to wonder, *just how the fuck did all this happen?*
My name is Jen. I’m a white American female; 36 and unattached at the time of this story, which occurred about six years ago (that makes me 42 now, math champs). Never married, no kids. My occupation both then and now involves traveling to major cities throughout the Midwestern US acting as a kind of liaison/negotiator between my employer and the various city governments in that region. My day-to-day is a lot of traveling and working lunches/hotel lobby drinks/just *talkingtalkingtalking* with various city government officials and trying to think of new and clever ways to tell them, “ha, yeah, no.” I take care of myself and I like to think that I look young for my age. If you need a celebrity-I-most-resemble for the film inside your head, I used to get Hope Davis a lot, but then Hope Davis played Hillary Clinton–OLD Hillary Clinton–so then I started insisting that they probably just meant to say Laura Linney instead.
Considering the usual interactions that are required for my job and the fact that alcohol is often involved, I expect that the line of inappropriateness is, occasionally, going to be crossed. Yes, it happens. A LOT. And while, sometimes, I’ll admit, I would’ve been more than okay with certain individuals occasionally crossing that line, I can’t let it happen with *anyone* I’m involved with professionally. It just cannot ever happen.
On this particular occasion, I was in Austin, Texas. I’d been there for a week, and the ongoing discussions being held with the city representatives were not going well. It was a Saturday night and I’d just left a work-related dinner which really just cemented how stubborn and ridiculous the city was being with their position on the matter. I was fucking stressed, I was frustrated, I had a 6am flight scheduled that I knew I wasn’t going to make. Watching a fun Saturday evening in Austin pass outside the window of my Uber ride suddenly made me feel incredibly sad and lonely. Still, all I really wanted was to get a bottle of wine and go back to the hotel room and drink myself to sleep.
Looking for things to do on my phone so I didn’t have to make small talk with the driver, I started swiping on Tinder. I’ve occasionally used it on work trips to meet local men but only two made it as far as my hotel room, and both of those ended up being pretty milquetoast. Certainly not worth retelling in this kind of context.
A dozen left-swipes later, T’s profile showed up. His pictures were creative and adorable, and his description made me laugh for the first time in what was almost certainly the entire week. “Your summary is fucking hilarious,” my thumbs typed as the Uber pulled up to my hotel. Whether he wrote back or not was irrelevant; I really just wanted to thank him and to let him know that he’d brightened my day, even if only for a moment.
I was in the tub when he wrote back. “Thanks, my mom wrote it,” his message said.
“Tell your mom she made my day,” I wrote back.
“She’s dead. She took a champagne cork to the back of the head during my brother’s Bar Mitzvah.”
I stared at that message for at least four minutes. I know because the entirety of Natalie Imbruglia’s “Torn” played on Spotify while I stared. Was he kidding? Was he serious? Holy shit, what if he’s serious? What does someone even do with that information?
This was T.
“What vintage was it?” was what I came up with after two minutes of debate over what would be the most inoffensive response.
“Uhh… Chateau?”
I was halfway through typing “you are so full of shit” when his next response arrived:
“I’m not even Jewish. My mom lives in Vermont.”
Then he asked me which STAR WARS character I would be roommates with and why.
My messages must’ve appeared absolutely juvenile because every other one was LOL. But even as Tinder banter quickly became text banter, I still had zero intention of doing anything that night but killing a bottle of wine and falling asleep.
“What are you doing right now?” he finally asked two hours into the exchange.
“I’m about to walk across the street to get a bottle of wine from the liquor store.”
“Classy,” he said. “You should meet me for a drink instead.”
I had the rejection half-typed when I remembered the bar in the hotel next door. Quiet, convenient. Considering the day I’d had, the fact that I hesitated at all convinced me that I had enough energy to meet him for one drink. “Do you know [HOTEL NAME REDACTED]?”
“I’m four blocks over and four blocks down from you right now,” he said. ”We should go to X, it’s right next door.”
“STOP READING MY FUCKING MIND ALREADY!” I remember shouting at the phone.
He told me he could be there in ten minutes. For some reason, I looked at the clock radio next to the bed, even though the time was staring me in the face on my phone. 10:32pm. There was no way in hell I was getting up in less than six hours to get on a plane.
“Meet me in front of the hotel at 11,” the most thoroughly irresponsible part of my brain typed into my phone as I said “fuck” out loud and began searching for my makeup bag.
I figured the absolute best case scenario would be: we’d meet, maybe hit it off, and end up making out in his car. “Then why am I searching for my sexiest panties?” I said out loud.
Twenty minutes later it was jeans; a red, ribbed turtleneck (which, to my horror, I later discovered had a hole in the back; FML); and wedge sandals (which he totally kept teasing me about, but I’ll get to that in a moment). Somehow, after that miserable goddamn week, I think I looked pretty goddamn good.
“Here,” his text read, five minutes before eleven.
“Too early!” I typed, hoping that his voice matched the one I’d made up for him inside my head. “Down in a sec.”
The odd layout of the hotel (it was more of an outdoor compound with bungalows around a courtyard) turned that “sec” into at least four minutes of searching for the exit. I saw him standing on the sidewalk, his back turned to me, on the opposite side of a locked metal gate.
“Hi, are you T?” I asked.
He turned around and smiled. “Jesus. Promise you’re not an organ harvester?”
The voice didn’t match at all. It was *better*.
“Technically, I don’t even touch the organs. The surgeon and the anest… anestith…”
This is me, trying to say the word ‘anesthetist’. Meanwhile, it’s not like I can pronounce it correctly in my head as I’m typing this, either, even while being able to read it right fucking there.
“The dude who makes you sleep,” he said in his dreamy FM baritone. *Fuck*, he had a really great voice.
“Exactly,” I said. “They’re the ones who do the harvesting.”
He pointed at my feet, “Are they hiding in your shoes?”
I looked down at my wedge sandals. “They’d have to be very small,” I said.
“Are you saying that little people can’t be surgeons? Or anest…tathists?”
“*You can’t fucking say it, either!*”
“I have a brain tumor.”
“Shut the hell up, no you don’t.”
We talked through the gate for way longer than we should have, but the giant lock and the darkness of the courtyard completely befuddled us. I left him for a moment and wandered through the shadows until I eventually found the reception area, followed shortly after by the exit to the street.
He greeted me with a hug and I left my feet. “I’m pretty sure my dog weighs more than you,” he said.
My favorite movie as a kid was always *Goonies*. When he picked me up, I felt like I was being picked up by Sloth Fratelli. There was an impossible strength in those arms that instantly made me feel safe. Lost against the warmth of his chest, his shoulders seemed miles away. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t suppress a giggle. “Oh my God, you are so warm,” I whispered into his ear, kissing his hairy cheek.
If you need a celebrity-he-most-resembles for the film in your head: imagine if David Harbour roughly fucked Seth Rogen and they had a baby. T would’ve been the bearded bastard leftover from that abrupt coupling. His profile put his age at 32, but I definitely would’ve carded him if I was a bouncer. His brown hair looked like it was two months overdue for a cut. I could’ve sworn that his eyes kept changing color; I think they were hazel, but sometimes they looked blue, too. I didn’t normally have a thing for facial hair, but his dark auburn beard fascinated me. Combine all of that with his sort of end-of-the-winter fleshiness and it made him very lumberjacky, which is a type I absolutely adore. Plus, I love a man in black, and he bathed in it, head to toe: black boots, black jeans, and a black fleece over a black tee. And he totally had me at the hug. When I left my feet and got a whiff of what I later confirmed was John Varvados on his neck, I actually said, in my head, *there is zero chance this man’s erect cock is not in your mouth before the night is over.*
“You brought wine,” I said.
“You kept mentioning how much you wanted a bottle of wine and I forgot to take this inside my parents’ house with me last Christmas so, it’s been aging in my car for four months.”
Between the burning intensity of the hug and the fact that the rapport from the text conversation translated almost immediately to real life, I was tingling so hard that I legitimately considered using the wine as an excuse and asking him right away to go back to my room with me. Fortunately, whatever subconscious checks and balances my brain had in place kicked in and I compromised with myself and said, “Do you want to just sit in the courtyard and split that bottle?”
So, that’s what we did, at least at first. We lapped the courtyard and both nominated a small lounge with chairs and benches in the back as a worthy spot. T had the corkscrew he brought with him half-in the bottle when a security guard with an eight-ball neck tattoo appeared and informed us that the chairs and benches promptly closed at 11pm. My deepest apologies, good judgement, but you’ve just been overruled by a guy with an 8-ball neck tattoo.
“Follow me,” I said as I took a grown-ass man by the hand and led him back to bungalow fourteen.
***
“You got water?” he asked as I closed and locked the door behind us.
“Minibar,” I said, pointing towards the back of the room. “Help yourself.”
“Minibar? Are you fucking crazy? They’ll charge you fifteen dollars for that shit.”
“I don’t pay for it,” I said. “[COMPANY NAME REDACTED] does.”
His eyes lit up like he was a pinball machine when he saw that massive tray of baby booze bottles. “There are fucking bags of candy here! Wait–[COMPANY NAME REDACTED] pays for [HOTEL NAME REDACTED]? Really?”
“They do for me.”
“So you could run up a three-hundred dollar minibar tab and no one asks you to justify that shit?” He picked up one of the bottles of water and spilled at least a third of it on himself when he opened it. “Holy shit, they have Haribo bears!”
I shrugged. “Entertainment.”
“Jesus, they have condoms here, too. This is a really nice fucking place. You have like the greatest job ever.”
“It’s sooo not,” I said. “Windows open or closed?”
He took a sip of his water and looked around the room. “I don’t know, what do you think?”
“Open?”
“Go for it.”
His broad shoulders made him look like an incognito superhero when he sat on the couch. We passed the wine bottle back and forth and asked the sort of questions that seem important when you’re getting to know someone.
I asked if he played football.
“Nope. Too small. I’m more hockey-sized.”
*Dear God*, I thought, *please show me the planet where this creature is the runt.*
He asked me if I’d been a cheerleader. “I wish,” I said. “I danced. My mother would’ve sooner let me play with a loaded firearm than do cheer.”
“What did you dance?”
“Badly,” I said, and he laughed. Fuck, it made me hot when I made him laugh. “My mother was a modern dance choreographer. I was the willing daughter. We don’t speak anymore.”
“What happened?” he asked before taking a swig from the bottle.
“I don’t know,” I said. “I mean, boiling it all down, I guess it was really nothing more than, at some point, I became more attractive than her. She looked at me and she saw a far better version of herself. And when I became old enough for boys and the attention shifted to me, she lost her shit.”
“Wow,” he laughed. “You’re fucked up.”
I couldn’t help but laugh. “Only a li’l bit,” I said, snatching the bottle back from him before finishing it off. “She provided me with the invaluable asset of knowing how to deal with difficult people. That’s probably why I like you.”
“So your mom’s cuntery is paying for these Haribo bears?”
“No, that’s [COMPANY NAME REDACTED],” I said. “She did pay for this.” I lifted my pant leg enough to show him the two narrow scars I had on either side of my right ankle.
“Impaled by a swordfish, right?” he said, leaning forward a bit. “Same thing happened to me last summer while I was spear fishing in the Sea of Cortez.”
“Oh my God, really?”
“No. What happened?”
“You’re such an asshole,” I said. “Snowboarding trip to Mount Shasta on my sixteenth birthday. I hit my head pretty good so I have zero memory of what happened. Whatever it was, it totally gave PTSD to my best friend. I mean, imagine that the site of your rag-doll body ping-ponging off trees is so grotesque that it injures someone psychologically–”
“That is pretty awesome,” he said.
“I knoooow. Right? My therapist loves that story.”
“Did you fuck him?”
“My therapist? *She* is an old Jewish woman named Ruthie Mae.”
“Okay. Then did you fuck *her?*”
“You really want to put that mental image in my head. Right now?”
“Why, does she look like Bea Arthur?”
I tried to shake the mental image of scissoring Ruthie Mae in a bowling alley ladies room and thought about, “hmm, the celebrity Ruthie Mae most resembles is… elderly Bette Midler?”
“I’m sorry,” he laughed. “Clearly, I just ruined everything.”
“Not yet,” I said, “but you’re certainly working on it.”
“What does that mean?”
“If you don’t make a move soon, I’m going to be left with no choice but to toss you out and go to bed.”
He smiled. “No you’re not.”
“Oh, really?”
“Why am I the one who automatically has to make the first move?” he said, reaching over and running his finger across the top of my forehead to tuck an errant lock of my hair behind my ear. “Has anyone ever remarked upon your uncanny resemblance to Hope Davis?”
“I think you mean Laura Linney.”
“No I don’t.”
“Okay, enough of this shit,” I said, reaching across him in such a way that my tits essentially smashed against his face while I put the empty bottle on the end table before straddling him on the couch. “You’re fucking impossible, you know that?” I started playing with his facial hair like I was an alien visitor who’d never seen a beard before.
“*You like me*,” he said, singing the words.
“I like your beard. Get it right.”
“Want to take a ride on it?”
“Duh,” I said, debating the next snarky thing to say when I suddenly felt his hands wrap around my ass and abruptly pull me towards him. I don’t know whether it was the surprise of it or the fact that my chest pressed so hard against his that it made me gasp. I think I got as far as the *is* in “Is that all you’ve got?” when he finally kissed me so hard, I moaned into his open mouth
The next ten minutes acted as a memorial for my makeup. I soon realized the make-out game with him was to be, “who can turn the other one on enough to make them moan?” Slow kissing became neck kissing. Neck kissing became frenzied tongue kissing. Frenzied tongue kissing became *who can touch the other’s ear drum with their tongue?*, which seemed to be his favorite.
His breath on my ear was as arousing as any toy on my clit. “You are stunning,” he said, his voice in such a low and primal growl that it took away my breath. “It is fucking crazy how much you turn me on.”
With his weakness uncovered, I proceeded to essentially tongue-fuck his ear for the next five minutes because, the more I did it, the harder I felt him get beneath me.
“Fuck,” he moaned, holding the vowel as long as he could. “I am gonna put my mouth on your fucking pussy and I am not going to take it away until you are begging to have my rock hard cock inside of you.”
It felt like I was sitting on an unopened can of Coke. “Iif that cock is really as fat as it feels against my fucking pussy right now then I’m going to have a helluva time getting all of that inside my mouth.”
“Something tells me you’re going to try anyway.” His growl kept plucking something deeply primal inside of me. “And I want to see your eyes for every second of it.”
My hands, trembling from my arousal, grabbed him by the back of the head and I pressed my open mouth into his. The grinding intensified as our tongues danced in frantic circles and I felt his big hands slide under my sweater. If there was an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records for the quickest removal of a woman’s top while making out, I wanted to break it at that moment. I stopped kissing him and crossed my arms to grab my sweater by the shoulders; it was while I was yanking it off that I noticed the hole.
“What the fuck!” I put my forefinger through the hole and went through all five stages of grief in a split second. “This was my favorite fucking sweater!”
“I can fix that,” he said.
I laughed. “No you can’t.”
“You’re right, I can’t,” he mumbled as I threw the sweater aside and went back to kissing him. We caught the wave of intensity again and I lost my bra in a flash.
“Your tits are amazing,” he said, taking my left nipple, which was rock fucking hard, into his mouth. His teeth bit down just hard enough to serve as a delightfully painful reminder of the gesture for the next three days.
The longer the grinding and kissing went on, the more intense the primal urge became to get at his cock. There were moments when I thought I might be able to pull myself away from it all long enough to climb down from the mountain that was him and get his pants off, but then he’d renew the deliciously overwhelming grasp he had on my ass.
“We should move to the bed, yes?” I finally tried, as breathless as I’d have been if I’d just finished running six miles.
He didn’t say a word. He just picked me up like I was styrofoam, carried me six feet to the bed, and dropped me onto the mattress. “Take your pants off,” he said as he started to take off his pants, “leave your panties on, and lie on your back.”
His dominating tone tapped into the basest part of my arousal. If he told me to put my bare-naked ass in the air and squeal like a dolphin? Yeah, I probably would’ve fucking done it.
The grinding had me so aroused that it left a wet spot on the front of my jeans. I kicked my wedge sandals off and they landed on the other end of the room with such a loud thud that it made us both giggle. I pulled my jeans off my legs and threw them aside, assuming the position I’d been instructed to take. I watched him undress with the tip of my left forefinger between my teeth while my other hand slid into the front of my soaked red panties. I started making slow little circles around my clit with my middle finger.
“Jesus,” he said, now wearing only a pair of black boxer-briefs. “You are the sexiest fucking thing I have ever seen.”
“Yeah?”
“Fuck yes.”
I can only imagine what my heart rate was when he finally crawled onto that king-sized mattress. The fact that the Coke can could now be seen stretching out the front of his underwear only made me want to see it more, but he’d made it clear that he wanted to start on me first. And he did–standing on his knees in-between my outstretched legs, his thumb started softly massaging my wetness through my panties.
“Ohhfu…” was all I could muster through the wave of pleasure that shot upwards through my back when he touched me, even through the silk of my soaked panties. As I closed my eyes to savor the waves of tingling pleasure pouring over me, it made me smile to realize what an abrupt and magnificent distraction the night had become. *Certainly*, I thought, *this has to be a fucking dream. There’s no way this guy is real. This has to be the part where I realize it’s all a dream and I fuck it all up by realizing as much before waking up in complete and total disappointment.*
But, instead of waking up, my panties came off, peeled off by fingers that slid inside of me only a moment later. This is about where we first came in.
“Fuu–!” was all I could muster before his mouth was on mine, his tongue teasing my own again inside my mouth. The weight of him pressed me deeper than I’ve ever been in any mattress, and the strength of those hot, penetrating fingers and their come-hither motion across my most delicious parts already had me at the precipice of a climax that had been building since the moment he told me his mother took a champagne cork to the back of the skull.
His lips went to my neck, then to each nipple. “Jesus fucking Christ,” he said as his face was directly in-between my breasts. “You are stunning.”
“You’re gonna make me fucking cum if you keep doing that,” I said.
He looked at me and smiled. “That’s the point.” Then he went back to kissing my neck. “Cum for me,” he said, his hot breath on my neck being almost enough to send me over.
I closed my eyes and let the simmering climax slip into the red. “Please don’t stop!” was the only intelligible thing I could come up with as he continued to growl into my neck.
“Cum for me… cum for me…”
My eyes crossed and I obliged with a howl. My entire body flinched and I punched his hand away from my sex, as the sensitivity made every muscle in body spasm in uncontrollable waves of pleasure.
It was around this time that we heard the applause.
“Yeah!” a woman’s voice shouted somewhere in the distance. “That was hot!”
Pleasure transformed into confusion, followed by humiliation.
My eyes opened and locked with T’s.
“The windows!” we said in unison.
He scrambled off the bed like a fire alarm had sounded and then went from window to window, slamming them shut before pulling the curtains closed.
“Oh my god,” I said, but with a laugh. “Oh my *god!*”
“Assholes.” But it made him laugh, too.
“I’m still fucking cumming. You cannot possibly be real.”
“I’m good for a guffaw every now and again,” he said, looking through one of the curtains to see if he could still see the audience we’d collected.
“Get over here and fuck me already,” I said, still trying to catch my breath. “Let’s give them something else to cheer about. I want to see this magnificent cock I’ve been grinding against all night.” When he hesitated, I pointed at him as I tweaked my nipple with my other hand. “The words ‘I’m not going to fuck you’ better not cross those beautiful man-lips.”
“I’m eventually going to fuck you,” he said. “After at least two more of those.”
I arched my back and moaned out a *no*, punctuating it with a terse, “fuck!” when the small of my back fell back to the mattress. “Then you at least need to take those fucking shorts off and let me see that goddamn Coke can you’re carrying.”
“We only carry Pepsi products at this establishment,” he said before hooking his thumbs under the waistband, yanking his black boxer-briefs to the floor.
My squeal of excitement was so loud as I watched him present himself like that to me, I had to put my hands over my face before kicking my heels against the sheets. “*FUCK*, you are not real.”
While not necessarily a can of Pepsi, or any variety of Mountain Dew, he did still pack the fattest cock I’ve ever seen. “How the fuck are you not banging three UT coeds right now in their shitty senior-year apartment complex?”
“Those girls never swipe right on my shit,” he said. “Perfect twenty-two-year-old boys are overflowing in this town. All makes and models. I would *hate* to see my position on that waiting list.”
“Make it sway,” I said, pointing at the evidence of his full arousal. He twisted his hips and I squealed some more when it danced for me. I got up and started towards him until he snapped at me like I was a German Shepherd that was about to eat a meatball off the street. “Ah-ah-ah… back on that bed right now.”
“I’m going to suck that thing,” I said, but obliging his request. “I can see the precum from here! This dream does not end without that gorgeous fat cock in my mouth.”
“Think of it this way,” he said. “If you went on a cruise that had one of those surf pools, you’d want to use it, right?”
God, he made me laugh. “A surf pool? *What the fuck are you even talking about right now?*”
“If you went on a cruise, you’d want to take advantage of all the extra shit they had available. If they have a hologram of the Beatles singing on Ed Sullivan that you can surf with, you’re marking that shit into your calendar, no? You’re putting links to it in on your Facebook and being like, *look what I’m gonna be doing, fuckwits*.”
“What are you trying to tell me?”
“You should take advantage,” he said, “of my marquee features.”
“I’m sorry, are you saying that ‘fucking’ isn’t one of them?”
“Do you always eat dessert first?”
I bit my bottom lip and went back to drawing quick little circles around my clit. “C’mon, then, tripod. Let’s see what you got.”
He twisted his hips a few more times before returning to the bed, kneeling on the sheets at my feet. “Put your hands up and close your eyes.”
I giggled. “By all means, Officer Fatcock.”
He kissed my feet. And I don’t mean, like, little baby kisses. He kissed my feet the same way he kissed my mouth. Each time he did it, I heard the click from his lips and it turned my insides into hot popcorn butter. Then he put my ankles on his shoulders and lightly dragged his fingernails from my hips to my calves.
“Your legs are perfect,” he said. “Like, crazy perfect.”
“*You* are perfect.” I said.
“*I knooow*. Right?”
I felt the head of his cock brush against my ass and made one last push to get what I wanted.
“Do it,” I said. “*PLEASE* put that fat fucking cock inside my pussy.”
He took hold of his cock and rubbed the swollen, gigantic head of it against my sex. I actually teared up, I was so excited. “Yes, ohmygodplease, fuck me? Fuck me! You know you want to punish this pussy. Just slide it in and fuck me, *PLEEEEASE?*”
“No,” he said, dropping his cock and going back to kissing my calves. “Tell me a sexy story.”
“Sexier than THIS?”
The fingernails found my hips again and I curled my toes. “Have you ever knowingly fucked a married guy?”
“*Are you fucking married!*”
“Nooo!” he said. “Marriage is gross.”
“Mmm, fuck yes it is.”
“So, what’s the answer,” he said, holding my left leg by the ankle.
I laughed. “Really?”
“You feel that gigantic cock pressing precum into your beautiful left ass cheek? If you tell the story, I promise it will get twice as big.”
“You’re a dirty fucking liar,” I said. “I ruined this guy’s marriage when I was twenty.”
His eyes lit up again like a slot machine jackpot. “No way!”
“Are you sure you’re not married?” I said.
“Would you even care at this point if I was?”
I giggled. “No.”
“God you are sexy as fuck,” he said.
“*I knooow*. Right?”
“I’m not touching your pussy again until you tell me what happened.”
“How can you be so arousing and so infuriating at the same time?”
“I don’t know, it’s like a gift.”
“When I was twenty,” I said, closing my eyes again when he went back to kissing my thighs. “There was this married guy I met while I was an intern with [COMPANY NAME REDACTED]. He was one of the owners–”
“What was his name?” T asked, putting my ankles back down but in such a way that it spread my legs wide open.
“Phil,” I said, and we both laughed.
“You wrecked the marriage of a guy named *Phil?*”
“*PHILIP*,” I corrected. “*Philip* is a sexy name.”
“And yet,” he said as he kissed the inside of my left knee. “You drop the ‘i’ and the ‘p’, and he becomes a professional bowler.”
“Do you want to hear this story or not?” I said.
“More than anything,” he said, putting his thumb inside of me before rubbing it once across my swollen clit. “Please, continue. Tell me what Phil looked like.”
“*Philip* looked like if George Michael had a better looking older brother–”
“The sportscaster? The television show character? Or the pop singer?”
“The pop singer.”
He kissed the inside of my right thigh, just above the knee, then moved to the exact same spot on the other leg. “So, not remotely as attractive as me,” he said.
I giggled. His next kiss on my thigh went just high enough to make me tremble. “Mmm, not right now.”
“Tell me about how you seduced a married man.”
I closed my eyes and described to him the film I saw inside my head. I watched myself at twenty, in that suite at the Bellagio on Christmas Eve, wearing the black peacoat Phil left in my car a week earlier when he denied my first advance. I remembered unbuttoning those big wooden buttons with my little twenty-year-old fingers so I could show him the black lingerie I’d bought earlier that day. I remembered when he took hold of me by my blonde ponytail and kissed me so hard I got dizzy.
“He… mmm… he told me I was going to wreck his… ohhh…. marriage,” I said, the kissing now halfway up my thighs. “Then he turned me around, pulled down my panties, and spanked me.”
“That’s fucking hot,” T said, his fingers finally finding my nipples. “Go on.”
“Ohhhhhmygod… ohhhh… He finger fucked me with the hand that had his wedding ring,” I said. “Then he… mmm… took my bra off, pressed me into the big windows that overlooked the Strip, and fucked me from–OHHH… mmm… behind until we both came.”
I could feel T’s beard tickling against my clit, but his lips remained elusive. I could feel his breath on my labia. He held it there and didn’t move for what felt like hours. “Tell me what he said to you while he was fucking you that first time,” he said, almost directly into my fucking pussy.
“Ohmygodpleeeeease, T–”
“Tell me what he said to you while he was fucking you the first time,” he said as he went back to kissing the inside of my upper thighs.
“He told me how–ohhh–how tight I was.”
“And?”
“He… mmnng… he… asked me if I’d ever been… ohhhhh… fucked like that before.”
“And had you–”
“NO! I was a month past… ohhfuck… twenty.” I said. “I’d only been fucked by boys.”
“How old was he?”
I always pictured his childhood memories in black and white. “Mmmm… 40.”
He hummed the opening notes of “Father Figure” and I fucking cackled.
“You’re a fucking ass–hoooohhhhhmygod.” The ‘hoooohhhhhmygod’ was his thumb making another flyby against my clit.
“What else did he say to you while he was fucking your tiny pussy from behind?” he said. “With these perfect fucking tits smashed against the glass?”
“Ohmygod, T–he kept…ohhh… he kept asking me who my tight little pussy belongs to.”
T’s eyes met mine as he stopped with his mouth at my sex again, the hairs of his mustache tickling my clit. “And what did you tell him?”
“Fuuuuuuck… I… ohhhh… fuck… I fucking told him it was his.”
“Tell me how you said it to him. Did you screa–”
“*THIS IS YOUR FUCKING PUSSY!*” Regardless of whether the windows were open or closed, there’s no way the entire hotel didn’t hear that.
T finally kissed my pussy and I fucking came so hard, I squirted.
Before I had time to fully recover or even feel embarrassed about the reaction he’d just coaxed out of me, he started a trail of kisses that led up my naked body to my face, and he pressed his open mouth against mine. His facial hair was soaked with my arousal, and it turned me on so much that all I could think to do was to wrap my arms and legs around him like a tick, hoping it would somehow force his cock inside of me.
Never breaking the kiss, he bent back up with me still attached to him like a parasite. Without a word, he wrapped a hand around each thigh and lifted me up just enough to let the head of his cock slip inside of me. Then he released the grip on me just enough to let gravity take care of the rest, and I moaned my approval directly into his mouth.
We were both well beyond words at this point. I remember, I tried again and again to form actual phrases–anything to convey to him how good he made me feel once he was inside of me–but I could only fill the moments with this really primal, animalistic grunting and breathless moans of approval. I don’t know how long we actually fucked that first time, but I do know that I had time to climax two more times, and the second required a variety of positions and the repeating clap-clap-clap of glistening, naked bodies to finally satisfy.
“You’re going to make me cum,” he finally whispered in my ear as he was on top of me again, my now-almost-totally-numb lower body wrapped tightly around him as I strained already sore muscles trying to push him even deeper.
“YES! Cum inside of me,” the primate part of my brain repeated, punctuating each of his amazing thrusts with my utter disregard for consequence. “*Pleeeease* cum inside of me!”
I wanted so desperately to put my finger in his ass to be able to feel the twitching of his orgasm, but with his size and the way he pressed me down beneath him, I couldn’t reach it, so I resolved to hang onto the cheeks and enjoy the ride.
His fast breathing soon stretched out into a deepening groan that signaled his climax, and I felt his hands wrap around my shoulders to pull me into him one last time. I managed to whisper a quick “cum inside me baby” into his ear before he shot off like a loaded water pistol inside of me. The fact that I could feel his fat cock continue to pulse for what seemed like minutes afterwards only served to leave me in a heightened state of arousal when he finally went limp and rolled off of me.
“You’re amazing,” he repeated in breathless sighs, giving me butterflies every time he said it. “You’re amazing.”
“You’re really good at that,” I said.
“Which part?” he asked.
I turned over to put my head on his chest and listen to his heart beat while I teased his semi-erect cock with my fingers. “All of it,” I said as I sucked a tiny drop of him off of my thumb. “Do you want to spend the night?”
“And have to mercilessly fuck you again in the morning?” he said. “I don’t know. What’s in it for me?”
I thought for a moment, preoccupied with the sticky strings of his orgasm between my fingertips. “I’ll let you open the Haribo bears.”
He chuckled and said, “Deal.”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/psbr8l/bungalow_fourteen_mf_long
Bravo!
Best story I have read for a while.
You write incredibly well!
Yeah it was ok …………………..omfg it was
Exquisite!
Best. Story. Ever.
I mean, holy shit. 🥵🥵
Incredible!! 💯💯💯
I am reminded of a colleague jumping to his feet at the Bolshoi Ballet, applauding thunderously, and shouting, “Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!”
Epic, funny, intensely arousing, and maybe the single best story I have ever read here.
I wonder, was it the Austin Marriott? Perhaps I will spy you from a distance there on one of my not infrequent trips there, and wonder, “Is that her?”
Mmmmm, the delicious possibilities.
Thank you.
This really is one of the best stories I’ve read on here. Appreciate how well you weave together dialogue, imagery, and random little details. Well done!
WOW You write incredibly exotic and entertaining stories. Being from Austin I wish I was the one catching a glimpse of you.