I never thought something like this would happen to me, but it did, and now I feel both dirty and alive. I want to tell you the story about how I got my freak on with this sexy button that I met online today.
It all started when I was browsing Reddit just minding my own business. I wasn't looking for trouble, but there it was, like it had been waiting for me. For reference, I'm a slender, 5'4" blonde with a cute hourglass figure. I had just gotten out of a long-term relationship and didn't have any plans on entering another.
But when I saw that hot button, I just knew I'd be pushing it before the day was over.
At first, I played it cool and acted like I wasn't interested. But it played even cooler and before long, I was nuzzled up against it, running my cursor around it. It almost dared me to make a move. My girlfriends told me to leave it alone, that it was nothing but trouble, but dammit I didn't care anymore.
Slowly, we began to dance. I could feel its dark gray coolness calling out to me. Numbers whizzed around us. It was mysterious and alluring and I could feel myself falling under its spell. I pulled away, but it called me back. "Hey, girl," it said, "why don't you come give me a poke?" Without even realizing it, I lost all control and we clicked. Instantly everything changed. I sat there sweaty and panting and wanting more, but I knew it was over.
I've heard the button has moved on to other partners, but I'll never forget our amazing rendezvous together.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/314jkv/im_a_dirty_little_button_slut_fb
Wtf was that?
Someone getting overly horny over Reddit’s April Fool’s thing which you can read about here if you’re suitably bored: http://uk.businessinsider.com/reddit-april-fools-joke-the-button-2015-4?r=US