The god-man blew the skin under his chin and enlarged himself ten-fold. He was the size of a large planet. His nemesis had already began a counter-attack against his god-castle he created out of his penile bone. Ten thousand rows of sex fairies had begun conducting artillery fire against the main stronghold of his enemy.
“Lord Commander!” the general of the Third Field Artillery Regiment yelled amidst the increasing noises of air-filled space. “The enemy has begun spewing spider-web like vaginal fluids against our short vaginal burst fire. Our sustained attacks won’t hold for much longer unless we deploy more troops against their flanks.”
“You mean, more sex fairies?” asked the god-man.
“Yes, Lord Commander!”
The god-man whipped out his dick out of his Kangaroo pouch and pulled his foreskin back, which opened several portals, out of which sex fairies came out. As the general of the Third Field Artillery Regiment was about to share her thoughts to the god-man, he spewed streams of penile fluids with air pocket grooves, which her pubes traced like the stylus of a vinyl record to interpret the information contained there.
“Be careful!” the fluids read. “My nemesis has deployed quantum-dot-emitting ass-fairies to eavesdrop on our communication network. We must communicate using our newly-developed bio-payloaded transient quantum-interstitial fluids with air-pocket grooves to communicate with each other.”
“Yes, sir!” she squirted back. “I will ask my trusted servants to regurgitate and squirt back the bio-payloaded transient quantum-interstitial fluids with air pocket grooves from our headquarter to the front lines to establish an effective communication channel.”
The nemesis whipped his ass with a strange fluids that came out of his dick, and then he blew onto the fluids to form a sort of sail against the artillery fire.
“Oh my God, he formed a giant Kleenex to absorb our artillery fire!” the god-man squirmed. “We have to retreat now!”