What is a human coil? Many men have tried to answer this question and yet all of them have failed except one. That man or rather woman was gender-swapped Naruto. The creator of the human coil.
It was midnight, his bloodshot eyes wouldn’t yearn for sleep as they were completely affixed to the glass tube inside of which a dying Sasuke was slowly dying. Gender-swapped Naruto 2120, or GSN 2120 for short, which sounds like some cancerous chemical, was reading the topological entropy readings measuring Sasuke’s ever dying erection. The erection was deflating very slowly, which made GSN 2120 thirsty and very sad at the same time as the impossibility of having sex with horrified Sasuke glaring at GSN 2120 and all other such creatures as if he wanted to slice him up with his katana became increasingly unlikely.
“Look at these sex fairies amalgamating around his deflating penis.” said GSN 2120. “It makes me want to eat that ass onahole molded after Sasuke’s ass I just made earlier.”
“But they won’t amalgamate inside his gaping wound.” replied GSN 2121. “If he weren’t dying, we would be having a massive orgy.”
“What if we milk him and then paraglide his semen into that gaping wound of his?” suggested GSN 2122.
The eyes of both GSN 2120 and GSN 2121 were glittering like stars upon hearing this while a horrified Sasuke almost choked on the fluids coming out of his stomach somehow. As the gender-swapped monstriosities used Canadarm1 and Canadarm2 to milk Sasuke out of his remaining semen, Sasuke garbled mouth noises echoed violently inside of his glass tube. The sex fairies that started morphing into smaller versions of gender-swapped Naruto and started performing the choreography of the Canadian synchronized swimming Olympic team of the 2022 Winter Olympics as the Canadian Olympic Committee were too high on marijuana to know what the fuck they were doing.
“Looks like they are swimming inside the ice cubes and are freezing to death.” observed GSN 2121.
“Increase the temperature, or they won’t make it!” ordered GSN 2120.
The sex fairies amalgamated into various lattices and then coiled around the filiform semen floating inside his gaping wound. As the sex fairies hardened, Sasuke tried to desperately kill himself, but to no avail as Canadarm1 and Canadarm2 prevented Sasuke from biting off his tongue.
“Looks like we can speed up time!” said an overjoyed GSN 2120.
As the time sped up inside the glass tube, the sex fairies started multiplying really fast using Sasuke’s cum to impregnate themselves at a really fast speed, and then lined up in a filiform structure to penetrate Sasuke’s dick and take control of the sperm manufacturing plant that is Sasuke Uchiha of the now disgraced Konoha village. The filiform structure then coiled around his whole body making him look like some kind of mummified monstrosity.
“I totally didn’t see that coming.” said a shocked GSN 2120.
“The lattices are being geometrically manipulated at the subatomic level in order to violate the law of conservation of mass!” observed a terrified GSN 2121.
“We totally didn’t see that coming!” said the gender-swapped Narutos in unison.
Before they could undress themselves, Sasuke spewed himself out of the glass tube like semen ejaculated under water, and filled the gender-swapped Narutos with filiform confetti in all of their orifices as the pleasure twisted their faces into a constellation of ahegaos. The end.