I got hammered on a night out and went back to some guys apartment for an ONS, we played around a little in the elevator and minidress was pulled up over my waist when the doors parted on to his floor. Nobody was there on the other side waiting to get in so that was good, he almost dragged me past a few doors to get to his and we made out against the wall in the corridor. My miniskirt was still up, he started fingering me again as he struggled to get the key in the fob without looking.
I decided to just do away with my dress and lift it up over my head, so now I’m in this communal shared by maybe 10,15 or 20 apartments. I don’t know, it’s the only time I have been in that building. No bra, just wearing a fucking G String and thigh high boots.
Finally he gets his door as open and pulls me inside using the fingers he has inside of me and we are making out hard, I just throw my dress on to the floor just inside his apartment.
His fucking girlfriend is standing right there in this small hallway and yells at him! She starts hitting him immediately after he gets off me, I’m just watching her smacking him and punching him as I’m practically trying to back my way through a wall to stay out of the way.
That fucking door is still open and she turns towards me with him now begging her to stop and saying sorry over and over, she grabbed me by my hair and flings me out into corridor and slams the doors shut and I can hear her screaming at him inside.
Another person opens their door and I’m greeted by an old man who just did some sort of gasp as he saw me, as he went to close his door I think he apologised to me. And that’s when I realised my dress was still in the apartment.
I remember the old man’s door closed, I tried covering my myself and was hoping this might end soon. I really needed my dress but I couldn’t bring myself to knock on their door as she was screaming at him whilst he was begging her for forgiveness, then their door opens and she comes storming out.
For a second I didn’t know if she was coming to kill me or give me my dress, it was neither. She was pretty much starting to cry now as she was leaving their apartment and he runs out after her, I didn’t think to quickly sneak in to their apartment and get my clothes and I heard their door closed on its own.
Now he is in corridor begging her not to go, she starts hitting him when he tries to stop her. And I am watching this with my tits out, wearing undies that don’t cover anything and now a couple of others doors opened to see what the commotion is.
I’m just stuck there like a idiot.
Thankfully one of the doors belonged to a young lady so I made a quick beeline towards her, this shit show has pretty much sobered me up and I kept as quiet as I could to beg her to hide me away. She barely looked at me and closed her door without saying anything.
His gf gets into the elevator and beats him out of it and then… Only then… it’s like she finally realised, she tells him to fuck off. She came back into the corridor, telling him it’s over yet again between them. She’s demanding the keys to HER flat. This went on for few minutes and he left!
I’m standing there with no idea what to do, and finally she notices me. She just looked at me and ran to her door crying, maybe now I’m getting my dress. Did I say anything or ask for it? Nope, I stood there with my arm covering my boobs and my hand covering what little I had covering my pussy.
She opened her door and got in and slammed her door shut, so oh my god I had to knock on her door to get my dress. I was expecting a beat down from her but had to do it but she didn’t acknowledge me.
Finally a neighbour, an old lady, came out and gave me some of her pyjamas. I remember her smirking as she told me to go home. I went to leave, got in the elevator, it started going down, went to call my husband to tell him what had happened and too pick me up…. yeah, my bag was was slung into that apartment with my dress. I didn’t have my phone. I’m dressed in an old ladies pyjamas, the bottom of my G-string on show for anyone who looks and thigh highs in the early hours of the morning.
I had to flag down a taxi, the first one said no and drove off leaving me on there when I told him I didn’t have money. There is no concierge or desk at this place, its not that kind of apartment block. Within a minute a guy walks by and I didn’t know if should beg him to call my husband for me or run back in and hide.
Thankfully I stayed out there and he looked at me odd and asked if I was okay, I gave him a quick explanation and he rang my husband. So where were we? Neither of us knew the address and GPS on phones were not a thing, he had to come in with me and knocked on a couple of doors until somebody answered just so we could find out what the address was. My husband was on the phone laughing, and then this guy said he had hung up on us.
Pretty quickly afterwards, the girlfriend of that guy I was hoping to fuck came downstairs with my dress and bag. My husband hung up to call my phone and begged her to bring them down to me, I had to strip off in the foyer and get into my dress. I didn’t have the guts to go back up to that floor to return the pyjamas so I left them on the floor, I even folded them nicely for the old lady to find ha!
I got out of there and waited for my husband to pick me up outside of a police station, did it end there? Nope, it didn’t. In the time it took my husband to arrive two sets of police officers entered and left their station, both questioned me. The second set of officers were going in and said I couldn’t wait outside because I was intoxicated, they asked why I was there anyway and I was reluctant to tell the story so they grilled me thinking I was prostituting myself.
I had explain the whole thing, but at least they let me inside and got me a coffee as I waited. Probably the most awkward situation I have been in, let alone a sexual one ha. Went wild and totally backfired that time.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/php332/f_one_of_the_most_embarrassing_moments_of_my_life
Repost this to r/stupidslutsclub this is gold.
That is intense
HOLY SHIT! glad you at some point got your stuff back but this was a whole shit show.
I’m glad you’re okay! This is an intense awesome story tho! I know a girl that will take her dress off and just rock her g string up the elevator
And down the communal hallway of her fucks, girls like you are so hot with the slutty confidence! I hope this unlucky situation doesn’t stop you from fun stuff!
That most have been a peak situation, didn’t get the ending we all expected
Hold up. Why were you trying to fuck another dude if you have a husband?
Sad, funny, outrageous.
The police station part though. I mean I absolutely believe you, but at the same time it’s so insane that they’d think you’d prostitute yourself outside of a police station (instead of bar or other place) then to just assume the obvious: that it seems like the safest place at night for a girl to wait for her ride home. 😆🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
This sounds like my teenage sex life in a nutshell…….
Awesome story. Not your fault he was a 8===D to his girl. It’s not like you knew.
So your husband was okay with all this? Really didn’t expect the word husband to come up in this story but whatever…
Thus story is absolutely and completely amazing. And how is this ONE of the most the most embarrassing moments and not THE most embarrassing moment? 🤣
What a crock of shit
Hmm…
This was a challenging wank.
I haven’t laughed in a while thank you for that.
I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be laughing. But damn! That is one hell of a night to remember.
Wow
This is hilarious 🤣 Thanks for the laugh