This is the script of an Awesome porno! I will make it in 10 years.
Terry is a gnome from Gnomevile, a treetop village in the gnome populated country of Laderus. Terry is 226 years old (young adult in gnome years). He likes to have sexual intercourse. He has had it many many times.
Terry enters Henrys, a gnome bar owned by henry
Henry: What’ll it be terry
Terry: One beer please
Henry: Ok
Terry looks at a Hot gnome girl who is blonde and Curvy.
Terry: Hi are you heaven because i want to be in you
Hot blonde gnome girl: i am not interested i am married to henry
Terry: What
Henry: Yes it is true that is my wonderful wife cheryl she is awesome.
Terry: Sorry mr henry for coming on to your wife
Henry: All is forgiven terry
Terry: Awesome!!
Then there is screaming outside
Henry: Oh no!
Terry: What is it!!
Henry: Lets see
Terry Henry and Cheryl walk outside
Henry: Holy crap it is a Dwarf army
Terry: That is really bad. But do not fear. My gnome throwing spears will come in handy
Henry: Wow!!
Terry kills the dwarves with his gnome throwing spears in his pocket.
Terry: Hahaha Eat my fat nuts dwarves. I hate dwarves
Henry: Racism is not ok terry. Please refrain from being racist in the future
Terry: You are right mr henry.
Henry: Well im going to go fishing with my son jerry. We do it every wednesday. Bye!
Terry: Ok
Cheryl: You saved us gnomes terry lets have Sex!!
Terry: But mr henry will not like that
Cheryl: Screw henry
Terry: No it is not right. Henry is like a father to me. It would be like banging my mom!!
Cheryl: Please terry i want that gnome cock bad!!
Terry: I must tell henry on you.
Cheryl: Nooo!!
Terry travels to the lake where henry fishes.
Henry: Whats up terry what are you doing out here
Terry: Henry cheryl wants to have sex with me i said no but i must tell you
Henry: Go have it kid, you saved us gnomes, we would have died if not for you wonderful gnome throwing spears and your marksmanship skills.
Terry is happy. Terry has always wanted to bang cheryl ever since he first saw her in the bar. Terry barely knew his father, his father died in the Gnome War of Independence of 1482. And terrys mom abandoned terry and left him in the forest. An old gnome man named leonard found him, but leonard died of gnome aids 3 years after he found terry in the forest so terry barely knew leonard. Terry always looked up to Henry.
Terry: Cheryl, henry says it is ok to have sex now
Cheryl: Yay!!
They have the best gnome sex ever. Starts off with a bj then doggy style then the prone bone!! Then oral cream pie!!
Cheryl: That was awesome
Terry: Yes it was
Henrys son jerry walks in. He is 202.
Jerry: Holy Fart balls!!
Cheryl: Its not what it looks like
Jerry: Screw you terry, you fat bastard. You were my friend. But now you arent. Its time to die.
Jerry unloads a gnome rocket launcher and blows up terrys head.
Jerry: Eat my balls!!
Cheryl: No jerry why did you do that!!
Jerry is being looked for by the gnome cops. But he has ran away to the country of Vafurl, a place inhabited by the trolls. Jerry has become one of the trolls.
The troll king Najur: Ooger booger Mah loogs mah vagen. Hundo mas lemio vagfavvvl oohjjk manzanos, burgy lawsan ooger boogit man meegloos. (Jerry my friend you have become one of us. We forgive you for being a gnome. Unlike most gnomes you are cool, anyways get some rest tomorrow is the day of the troll terrorist attack on the meegloos(meegloo is a racial slur directed towards gnomes)).
Jerry: Ooger favan cheryl hijunkl manfresio. (My mom cheryl is a whore she ruined my life)
Tomorrow comes. The trolls set sail to the town of Gnomevile. Jerry is angry at his parents for allowing Terry to bang his mom. This traumatic experience has made Jerry very angry at the world. He thinks joining the troll terrorists is the only answer to his anger.
Jerry: Vagairk!! (Attack!!)
The trolls fire their troll ballistas and trebuchets at the treetop village of gnomevile.
The troll king najur: Globglab heydo jimsolzi hensiao!! (I hate gnomes they piss me off)
Henry: JERRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Jerry: This is what you have done by letting Terry bang my mom.
Henry: If not for Terry you would be dead.
Jerry: I dont care
Henry: Jerry do not do this
Jerry shoots his gnome rocket launcher at his dad. But little did he know that it wasnt Henry he shot, but it was a beardless dwarf who was dressed up as a gnome. The gnomes of gnomevile have relocated in a cave and they took a bunch of dwarves hostage and cut their beards and made them be them. What a plot twist!! Henry comes out of his cave. He is holding a magic staff
Henry: Jerry it is time for this to end!!
Henry casts his magic staff and Boom!! Jerry and the trolls are dead.
Cheryl: Jerry is gone!! Nooo!! My son!!!
Henry: It had to be done. There was no saving him. But i learned a lesson today. I will never let a man bang you, unless that man is me.
The end.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/pesns3/terry_the_gnome_best_porno_in_the_world