My long-time FWB accidentally sent me a nude of another girl when he was out and sexting me drunk ~ his response was ‘woops’ *(highkey mine were better so I wasn’t pissed),* but regardless I didn’t respond to make him thiiiiinkk about his shitty non-apology.
Fast forward the next day, I received another text from him wishing me luck for my football game I had later that day, telling me to score some goals etc. etc bs, I ignore it. Then after the game, I’m at the bar with my teammates and I tell them what happened. They convince me to send him a dick pic back replying ‘woops’ *(petty but I wanted to make him jealous, he deserved it).*
This FWB though has a massive dick so I needed to find something bigger. One girl was like “f*ck yes I have the perfect one”, so digs up this dick pic from yeaaars ago and sends it to me. I send it to him…. wait…..and then heard my phone ding.
FWB: “I didn’t mean to be condescending saying have a good football game, I meant go score some goals in a good way not satirically”….LITERALLY thinking that I’m pissed about his ‘goodluck’ text, completely ignoring the f*cking dick pic I just sent him lmao.
My whole team was there like w t a f.
Then I heard another ding….”I know you were trying to annoy me… but there’s something I’ve never told you. I have a cuckholding fetish for you and now I’m f*cking hard thinking about you riding that massive dick”.
Me: ……… ……… ……… ……. 0 . o…………………………..
NOW, he keeps asking me for this guys name, to have a threesome and when we sext, asks me to describe how I f*cked this guy’s ‘massive dick’ so he can get off on the thought.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS DICK PIC DUDES NAME. :–) fkn hang me.
My plan did not work and now I’m booked in for a threesome with my FWB *(at his rich af beachouse tho so at least there’s that)* and an imaginary long f*cking peen. goodnight.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/pelrxl/twists_n_turns_mf