These are some stories of a wild sex life I lead prior to settling down.
Moved back to my mothers house after a bad 3 year relationship breakup. I would sit in my room going thru Craigslist Ads and chat lines just to try mending my broken heart. While in my old room I would look out the window aimlessly until one day I saw a silhouette of a nice thick woman. She had big boobs and a nice arse. Sometimes I would masturbate when I saw the silhouette and after I while I think she realized I was looking. Come to find out later it was the bathroom window I was looking out onto.
Eventually I got over the heartbreak and started to hanging outside with my old neighborhood friends drinking, smoking, going to bars etc…. Eventually I would meet this mysterious woman who I would watch from my window. She had long blonde hair, green eyes, 36C boobs and a killer body. She would occasionally say Hi and smile but I didn’t think anything of it but a neighbor being friendly and cordial.
So on a August summer night it was my closest friend Tony’s birthday. We bought gallons of liquor and was outside on the stoop drinking, laughing, having a great time. So my neighbor walks by and says her usual hello but this time she asked: “Hey could you come upstairs and help me with my cable it’s been acting up lately”. Everyone starts booting and hollering “Ooooooo” but in the back of my mind I say “WTF do I know about cable boxes and why is she asking me”. So now I’m her apartment she directs me to the cable box I start checking out the wiring, all of a sudden I feel her start kissing my neck and licking the back of my ear (my sweet spot I melt). I raise up and she starts tell me ” I know it’s been you watching me come out of my shower. I seen you around and I been wanting to do this for a while”. We start making out and she grabs me and whispers in my ear “I Love to suck” I tell her it’s hard for me to cum from oral (a line I’ve used for years) she tells me I’m up for the challenge.
She walks me into a dark room and lays me down on what later I would come to find out was a car bed and proceeds to deep-throat me. My toes start to curl up and I let out a moan. I turn her around and start eating her out (my fetish) I keep on going until she cums all over my face. She turns me back around and within a matter of minutes I cum all over her mouth. I say I got plenty more if you want, she starts sucking me off again immediately after I just cummed. I rise back up and start giving it to her hard. I grab my phone and start recording the sound of us having sex. We go for another 2 rounds and decided that’s it and sleep for the night
I wake up and realize I’m gonna be late for work. I grab my clothes get dressed and I go to open the door she says makes sure you come back and drops to her knees and starts sucking me off again. As My knees start to buckle she says you get the rest of it when you come back tonite.
Me being a dumbass I never went back to her apartment. About 3 weeks later I find out she ended up getting stuck up at gunpoint around the corner and she moved out.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6bzbts/being_a_peeping_tom_lead_to_best_sex_ever_mf
Shyamalan ending huh?