Sex and Toys: Author E.M. Beastly [M/F] [Tentacles] [Monsters] [Paranormal]

I write weird and unusual tales of erotica that does not hold back with the monsters.

This story is part of a collection of stories in [myBook.to/Bundle11](https://myBook.to/Bundle11)

Sex and Toys

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Lilly blushed with forbidden excitement as she perused the content cover of the DVD she had in her hands. ‘Big Dicks 5,’ was not the most creative name, but neither were any of the other labels on the vast assortment of pornos that shared the shelf with it.

“Over here Lilly,” her friend Olivia said while beckoning her back over to the dildo section of the store.

Lilly had already perused that section earlier and was certain that there was nothing there that her friends could possibly show her that she hadn’t already seen. There were some pretty amazing fake dongs for sure. Some were made to look and feel like real flesh. There was one that was absolutely gigantic, and there were a few joke ones that were silly and absurd. Others were cheap in both cost and design, so much so that Lilly thought she could probably make better ones at home. Nonetheless, Lilly wanted to see what fun her two friends and the stores little Asian owner were doing with all those dongs.

It was not unusual for a college town to have a little adult store tucked away in some corner. Yet, Mr. Wu’s store was a little different from most. He was an elderly man, probably pushing seventy. Tiny and frail, he had operated this store for a good portion of his life. For sure, he was a pervert, but his store, for all the sleaze it sold on its shelf, was a clean and professional store. The little man took pride in his wares.

As Lilly made her way to greet him he was telling Emily and Olivia that it was his fondness for beautiful, naked women that had brought him over to the states. “Ah yes, I was horny young man. Still am horny old man, but plumbing not work so good now. In my country they did not appreciate sex like I did, so I come to America, set up business, meet many beautiful women.” he said in a thick Asian accent.

“Lilly, Mr. Wu is going to show us the backroom now,” Olivia told her with excitement.

It was Olivia who had brought her here and introduced her to Wu and the excitements of an adult store. This was Lilly’s first time inside one before as none existed back in her hometown. She had to admit it was intimidating to be surrounded and barraged by images of naked men, woman, plastic cocks, vaginas and other various things showing how to use them. Just stepping through the store’s threshold was enough to make her feel like a dirty slut.

Olivia was two years her senior in college, so had more time to get to know the town and its many illicit locations. She had visited Mr. Wu’s ‘House of Dongs’ enough to know there were many much more exotic dildos kept in the backroom. You had to ask for them by special request because some might consider them offensive even though this was a porn store.

The entrance to the backroom was nothing special. Besides the ‘Employee’s Only’ sign, it was a rather unremarkable service door. As an extra measure of precaution, Wu kept it locked except when taking young ladies on tour.

Even with the lights turned on, it was a gloomier place than the rest of the store, which gave this chamber a forbidden vibe. Nonetheless, Lilly had to chuckle. Yes, there were many more toys here to delight even the smuttiest pervert. In fact, there may be more toys and dildos here than what are out on the main floor. There was a massive selection of colorful dongs, and they were all modeled or shaped after the dongs of animals, beasts, and even mythical creatures.

Lilly immediately recognized most of them, “Oh, I’ve seen these, these are the dildos made by the company ‘Bad Dragon.’ she said as she picked up a neon blue werewolf dick with a thick knot at its base.”Mr. Wu, you wouldn’t happen to be a secret Asian furry now would you?”

Wu blushed through his rough wrinkles, “No,” he said, “but have great admiration for tiger cock. All Chinese men envious of their virility, or wish to be hung like this bull,” he said as he pointed to the Minotaur dildo, complete with a very impressive set of balls.

“Like you say,” Wu continued, “I discover online that certain woman also envious of lion and bull. They wish men were hung like this, yes. It is secret fantasy it seems, for I sell many such dongs.”

“If they’re doing so well, then why keep them all back here? You have such a collection.” Emily asked squeamishly.

“It is taboo subject. I do not want to offend regular customer who come into store. I only show those who truly interested.”

“Well, how do you know if somebody is interested?” Lilly asked.

“Surprisingly many ask since online store became popular. It is why you see so many here now.” Wu answered; his accent as thick as ever.

Lilly and Emily both turned and looked at Olivia with judgmental grins.

“What?” she said blushing. “I told you already that I was going to show you some weird stuff. That doesn’t mean I am into it.”

“But you are a regular customer to this store.” Emily teased.

“Yes… and that is why Mr. Wu is being so generous in letting me show you his more illicit wares.”

Lilly walked about and looked at all the colorful dildos. Although they did come in a vast assortment of exotic shapes and sizes, she was a bit disappointed. She actually expected to see something far more terrible, something akin to a horror freak show hiding in this back room. The colorful dildos were weird, but maybe it was because she had already seen these exotic cocks sold online that she felt mostly indifferent. Admittedly, they were better in person, and secretly she did want to try one or two, just out of curiosity.

Before her now was a big equine dildo, it was a rusty red color with cream-colored blotches. It was the biggest fake dong she had ever seen. It was even bigger than all the fake human ones back on the showroom floor, and some of those were absolutely absurd. This was supposed to be made to scale. She wanted to ask why anyone would want to try to fuck something so heinously big, but secretly she was impressed and somewhat wanted to attempt the challenge on herself. She looked at the price tag, however, and decided that the challenge wasn’t worth that much. Still, it felt really nice in her hands as she stroked it. It was firm but also had a nice elasticity. She also was really digging the flat flared tip. It had a much broader rim than a human male, which made her imagine a man running his dick tip first into a wall at a full sprint.

There were many more such dildos for her to look at. Mr. Wu must have had the entire online catalog lining these backroom shelves. Lilly liked the bright colors and she definitely liked touching them. The ballistics gel, or whatever it was they were made from, felt very nice, especially when it was used to accentuate veins or other strange bumps or studs which some of the more exotic cocks had. Sadly, many were still too expensive for her to enjoy.

Emily was less impressed. Neither Lilly nor Olivia could tell if she was offended or bored by the strange assortment of monstrous cocks on the shelf. She, however, quietly decided she was going back out onto the main storeroom floor to look at something else.

Olivia became slightly concerned.

“Maybe we should go Lilly?” she said.

“We are going to go have lunch and do a few other things today, and well; now you have seen this college town’s big porno surprise.” She then thanked Mr. Wu for allowing her to show her friends the backroom and then urged Lilly that they too should leave.

Lilly was a bit disappointed; she actually wanted to stay just a little longer. She hadn’t looked at all these colorful dongs yet, and there were so many more strange ones she had yet to explore with her eyes and fingers. Still, she sighed and began to follow her friends.

Just before she exited, something caught her eye. It was stuffed deep underneath and in-between shelves. It was only because of a twinkle of light reflecting off its beady eyes could she see it at all. Lilly at first thought it must be a rat, but it didn’t take her long to realize it was too big or that it wasn’t moving. Suddenly she realized what it was and reached it without hesitation to pull it out and admire it.

It was a teddy bear and an older one at that. It had seen its fair share of use and abuse. Patches had been sewn on to cover up old worn out areas on its stomach, head and rear. One eye popped off shortly after she pulled it out of its hiding place; it had been a bit stuck and she had to tug on it bit too rigorously to free it. At first, Lilly thought it had to belong to some young kid, but then she saw it had its own ‘porno surprise’ made of silicone poking out between his stubby legs.

“A sex-toy made into a teddy bear? Gee, I wonder what they will think of next.” Emily said sarcastically while rolling her eyes.

Nonetheless, both Lilly and Olivia looked at Mr. Wu with inquisitive expressions. Mr. Wu looked just as confused.

“I… not sure. Perhaps old merchandise, but I do not recall any bears,” he said while allowing Lilly to further investigate it.

“I don’t see a price tag, and it’s so dirty and worn,” Lilly explained to Wu and the others as she tumbled it about.

“It’s, ah, man bits seem alright,” she added while jostling the oversized cream-colored dildo sewn into place. “But the rest of it, well, it seems used. Whoever patched it up did a great job though.”

“Maybe it’s supposed to come like that, with all those patches?” Olivia asked.

“Seems weird though, doesn’t it? Why would you want a patchy looking bear, especially if it’s a sex doll?”

“Well, I never heard of a teddy bear as a sex doll,” Emily pitched into the conversation. “But then we came here and I saw a bunch of weird shit that people apparently like to fuck, so why not a teddy-bear?”

Lilly continued to admire it for a moment longer. She had to secretly admit that the concept was cute. However, it was time to leave now and she went to hand the old thing back to its owner Mr. Wu.

“No, you keep,” he said, “As I said, I do not remember bear. If I had sold them before, I do not sell them now. So you keep. Perhaps he bring you good fortune.”

“Oh no, I couldn’t.” Lilly replied, surprised at the offer.

“No no, you keep. I insist. Perhaps it give you good incentive to come back to store again, eh?” he said while giving a wrinkly wink.

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“Well, you’re at least not so dusty anymore,” Lilly said as she finished wiping off her new toy. “Now what am I going to do with you? I have no idea where to put you. It’s not just like I can hide you under the bed or somewhere in my closet. Just my luck that my first sex toy would have to be so inconvenient. Well, I can’t argue with free.”

She started to play with his elastic fake dick. It was big for the bear, but she was nonetheless disappointed with it. The memory of that magnificent equine dildo back at Wu’s shop still held an impression on her mind. It was too big to ever fit inside of her tiny body. Nevertheless, she imagined it would be fun to try. If only being a college student didn’t make her so poor. If only she could find a job that paid more than minimum wage.

“Well it’s better than nothing,” she told herself while sighing,

She felt up and down the bear’s shaft. It didn’t even have any interesting features. It was pretty plain as far as dildoes went.

“Probably just a cheap twenty dollar cock stuck onto an old teddy bear.” she again told herself.

Nonetheless, she readied herself by pulling off her panties. Then she sat down on the rug next to the washer and dryer with her bear sitting in front of her. She thought about taking him up to her room but she liked the basement because it was cooler down here and she actually had more privacy. The walls of her shared complex were too thin. It was just another price of being a poor college student.

Most of her roommates were in class now, but she had closed and then blocked the basement door just in case. Alone, she could get away with wearing nothing but the extra large white shirt she substituted as a nightgown. It was the only thing she didn’t have tumbling about in the dryer. She looked silly in the thing. The sleeves drooped well past her fingertips, forcing her to roll them up if she wanted to do anything with her hands. At least if she needed to go to the bathroom at night it hung down low enough to cover her up.

She rolled up the bottom of her shirt so she could aim herself properly while squatting down onto her new toy. She did so slowly and with a lot of finger action rubbing around her clit and inside her vulva. She wanted to see what it would feel like to be penetrated by her perverted patchwork bear, but she already suspected it was going to be disappointing. The silicone dick slid up inside her easily enough. She pushed against the bear’s plush groin with her pussy, compressing his stuffing as she tried to get as much of him inside as she could.

The bear shifted around on the rug as she tried to find a good position for herself. The sensation of his featureless dick was ok, and with a little fidgeting and creative hip work, she could sometimes get it to hit a pleasurable spot. Still, it lacked girth, and she also wished it were just a little bit longer. The idea of a dildo being attached to a teddy bear was cute, but it was just too awkward to position right. Lilly thought it might be better just to detach the dildo so she didn’t have to figure out how to position this oddly shaped pillow she was trying to fuck. However, she didn’t want to ruin the aesthetic of the thing, especially over such a crummy dildo. Together, the bear and his dick was an interesting and perhaps collectible trinket. Apart, they were nothing but an old stuffed toy and a cheap thrill.

She tried to add some fantasy and role-playing to her fun. She made up a story that Patches was a bear who had come to life when she was a child and who had taken her on many fantastic adventures. Now, he had been put under a curse that only her love could cure and thus making him come to life again. She didn’t care if such love was forbidden, if it would bring poor Mr. Patches to life, then she would gladly share the secrets of her body with him.

She started to pretend that he was coming back to life. In a cute voice, she said, “What are you doing Lilly? Your body is on top of mine and… Oh Lilly, what are you doing?”

She then replied to her pretend story, “Oh patches, you were cursed, and I just couldn’t live without you. If what I’m doing is wrong then I will gladly die. I could never go on without you.”

“Oh Lilly, you would do such a thing for me? Oh, I guess there is no protesting it. Your body is so sweet and nice. It feels so good to be inside of you. Please don’t stop.” she went on saying in her made up teddy-bear voice.

“Oh, I won’t patches. The curse can’t be lifted until you make me cum. So fuck me Mr. Patches, fuck me.”

Being tired of trying to sit on her bear’s cock, Lilly then attempted to have it fuck her while laying down in the missionary style on the rug.

“Yes, Lilly I will make you cum,” she said in his voice to represent his eagerness to fuck her.

Unfortunately, his small size and awkward shape made it hard for her to get a good grip on him while she lay on her back forcing his plush hips to thrust into her. She ended up sitting up where she had more advantage to really grab hold of him and stuff him between her legs. Again, the experience was just ok, but it was too much work for the reward.

She sighed in defeat. It would take all day in the basement to ever get off on him. She was better off just using her fingers, and maybe a cucumber from the fridge.

She pulled him out and as she did, she noticed a little droplet of white fluid drizzle down the bear’s silicone dick. This surprised Lilly. She was wet, but not that wet, and she definitely did not cum to a climax.

She investigated herself further, probing herself with fingers and smelling them. She began to stress that she might have some sort of infection; a doctor’s bill was not something she needed right now. With panic rising, she grabbed hold of Patches dick to examine the creamy substance further. Upon doing so, a bit more squeezed out of its tip.

“What the?” she said as she milked the fake dick.

There was no visible hole, nonetheless, the more she jerked and squeezed, the more she could milk from it. It had no smell and she dared not taste it. All she could think was that either the silicone of the dildo was somehow going bad or it was one of those dildos that could squirt fake cum. Neither of those prospects made her feel any better, being that it was just inside of her.

She decided she needed an immediate shower. Putting the bear down, she headed towards the basement door. Just as she began the process of moving the boxes full of junk she had used to block it, a voice caught her attention.

“I have a better cock if this one doesn’t please you.” The voice said in a childish tone.

“It is big and long. You just have to pull off the fake one.” It continued with a taunting allure.

Lilly whirled around. “Who’s there?” she cried.

The bear still lay exactly where she left it. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Nonetheless, the voice was a clear as day. “Silly, it’s me Patches. That is what you named me after all.”

The bear did not move or show any signs of life. It just laid there on its back with its stiff silicone dick pointing into the air. Yet, for the moment, Lilly thought she saw a strange glimmer in his button eye. She felt like it was looking at her. She discounted it as a product of her startled fright.

“Who’s there? Is someone there watching me?” She said while nervously peering throughout the basement chamber.

She would have run without a second thought, but two big boxes of junk still blocked her only escape. She did not want to turn her back on this voice or whatever shadow produced it.

The basement was, however, quite small. There were not many places for someone to hide. There were a few boxes stacked in two corners that she watched carefully. Yet, even there the was spaces were too small to squeeze a person, even if they were a child.

“Hello, who’s there?” she asked again while trying desperately to find the culprits hiding place.

This time she received no reply. Only the noises of the tumbling dryer broke up the sinister atmosphere that tried to strangle her. She stood listening and watching as closely as she could. She knew she should be fleeing, but she was frozen with fear and anticipation.

Still, she could see no place a person could hide. She even considered the source coming from outside one of the small windows that barely allowed in any sunlight. However, the glass would have muffled the sound, as she had listened to conversations from outside her basement before. No, it sounded very much like the voice emanated from inside the room.

After another minute passed she called out one last time before attempting to make her escape. There was no response, at least not until she tried to move the boxes again.

“Don’t go. I promise I can do better.” The childish cry pleaded.

Lilly whirled around. Again, there was only the bear lying exactly as she had left it.

“Who’s there?” she demanded with anger in her voice.

“Patches, silly,” the voice said. “I just want to play, don’t you?”

The voice was definitely coming from inside the basement, and it really did sound like it was coming from the middle of it where the bear was sitting.

Cautiously she crept toward the bear; a morbid curiosity had crept over her. The bear never moved, seeming quite ordinary for what it was. She picked it up, examined him, but also made sure she kept a close eye over her shoulders in case the culprit tried to sneak up on her.

“If you want to have some real fun, just tug real hard on my dick,” The bear said as Lilly again inspected the dripping white fluid still emerging from the tip of its cock.

She made a startled scream and immediately dropped him. He hit the floor with a flop but didn’t move.

He was just an ordinary plush toy as far as any could tell. Except, there was just one problem; he made an ‘Oof’ sound as he landed. Then he attempted conversation.

“Gee, you sure are rough,” he said without any kind of motion or expression.

“You…you…you can talk?” she stammered.

“Uh huh, I’m a special bear. I’m a playful bear. Don’t you want to play with me?” he asked still motionless.

“What…what are you?” Lilly replied shaking.

“Why I’m a sex toy. What else would I be?” he answered.

“But…but you talk. Are you possessed? I… I mean sex toys don’t talk. They don’t have conversations. Why didn’t you talk before?”

“I wasn’t awake yet. You woke me up. Boy, it’s been such a long time too. I’m so horny now that you woke me up. You have a very nice body. You should take off the rest of your clothes and play with me.” he replied in his cute childish voice.

“You want me to… you want us to fuck?” I… I already had you inside me? Is that cum. Oh god, I’m not going to have some demon child?” she said with panic rising.

“Oh, don’t worry. I won’t hurt you. I’m just a toy. I’m made to please.” He said trying to reassure her. “This isn’t even my real cock. It’s just put on as a showpiece. You have to pull it off if you want some real fun.”

Lilly was frightened, but the bear just sat there as motionless as ever. Yet, for all her fear, there was also a feeling of growing curiosity. This bear had always felt like a stuffed bear. She had held and squeezed him, and it felt like he was made of the same cotton fluff as any plush toy. Nothing, other than this ghostly voice, seemed out of the ordinary; minus the fact that there was a dildo attached between his legs. It didn’t look like it came off. Yet, even if it did, what could this thing be hiding.

She carefully picked him up, holding him aloft by one of his legs. Still, he was just a lifeless bear with a silicone dick.

“You say I just have to pull this fake dick off of you?” she asked it, hoping it would not reply.

“Yes, just grab it and pull. But you might have to tug really hard. It’s been a long time, and it might be stuck.”

She couldn’t believe she was going to do it, but her curiosity overwhelmed her. Taking her other hand, she grabbed the silicone firmly. She tugged but it was on tight.

“I can’t, I think it’s sewn on,” she said while feeling rather foolish.

She hoped he wouldn’t reply as this whole ordeal just didn’t make sense. He was just a stuffed bear after all. Unfortunately, that was not the case. The childish voice was indeed coming from the bear.

“You really have to pull hard to release me. Pull harder, don’t worry you won’t hurt me.”

She grabbed a hold of him again and began pulling on the fake dick with all her strength. She thought to herself that if this were to destroy this thing, then so be it. It would only give her another excuse to throw him away.

His silicone dick was slick, which didn’t make the task easy. She squeezed it as hard as she could for a better grip only to have more of the white cum-like substance spurt out into her hand. She recoiled.

“No, please don’t stop, your so close,” Patches said with a detectable amount of ecstasy on his voice.

“What is this? Is this cum or lube, or is it something else?” she cried in dismay.

“It won’t hurt you if that is your concern. If you please hurry and pull off my cork, I will reveal everything to you,” he replied with an almost demanding tone.

“I don’t know,” she said as she winced and grabbed him again. She squeezed his cock harder while holding his body down against the washing machine to pry and pull with all her might.

“Yes, you almost have it!” he cried just before the sound of a loud ‘POP’ signaled the bear losing his fake man bits. Lilly reeled backwards from its release, dropping the bear in the process. He fell to the floor in a natural sitting position propped up by the washer behind him.

For a moment, Lilly swore there was a gleam in his eyes and a small smile on his face. However, it was nothing compared to what else it was doing. From the void where the dildo had been attached, a new phallus emerged. It slithered out like a snake. Its body slithering out longer and longer as it stretched itself upward into the air. It swayed as it curled and coiled as though it were alive with a mind of its own. It was no silicone plastic thing. It was organic with a slick, shiny and silvery body with a white underbelly. Near the head on both sides were large frills that look like pronounced fish gills. Lilly expected to see eyes and teeth on the large head. Yet, the head was the flaring gland of a penis tip. Just as what she expected to see at the head of any man’s dick.

She didn’t have time to examine it any further. A thick burst of slimy white blasted out of the tip, spraying Lilly in the face and splattering across the breast of her shirt. She jumped and screamed. While she was blinded and confused, the serpentine coil struck at her fast. It coiled around her left thigh and then rose up through her shirt coiling further around her waist. The thing kept growing impossibly longer from the teddy bear’s groin until it was slithering through her cleavage to pop out of her shirt’s collar to coil into a striking pose as it stared her down at point blank range.

Lilly was still trying to wipe spunk from her eyes, but as soon as she tried to react by screaming, the Teddy’s groin opened up to reveal more such appendages which lashed at her arms and legs to constrain her. The one that popped out of her collar struck as well, filling her mouth with its girth.

“Shush now,” Patches said playfully, “There is no need to scream like that.”

Lilly tried to struggle, but these serpentine things had a powerful grip. The thing in her mouth was slippery and firm. It had a taste similar to whipped cream, though that was probably more from the weird spunk it leaked into her mouth. The thing was oozing more out the more she struggled to spit it out.

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