Confession: My Female Roommates and I Invented a Corny Sex Game [M/FF] [Blowjob] [Cumswap]

I am a straight guy who has been living with three straight women for the past two years. People always ask the question whether I think about hooking up with my roommates and the truth is we’re all too close for that to happen. We’re practically siblings. We get along great and we “just don’t go there.”

What I *don’t* tell people is that there is one sexual activity that happens in our apartment, and it involves all four of us.

Nut Up and Shut Up is a game invented by my roommate Abby. To understand the game, you have to know that Abby likes things quiet when she gets back from work. She has a stressful job at a law office, and when she gets home all she wants to do is fall onto the living room couch and decompress.

Jen and Annie are the opposite: They’re both tellers at the same bank, and they are bored most of the day. When they walk in the door, they basically host a daytime talk show. They want to hear how everyone’s day was, laugh uncontrollably, and talk over themselves. I find it endearing.

For the first year of us living under the same roof, this would drive Abby crazy. Then one evening she had enough. Jen and Annie were talking over Judge Judy, which is Abby’s guilty pleasure.

“I swear, if you don’t shut up, I am going to have him cum in your damn mouths so you’ll be quiet,” Abby shouted, pointing at me. The girls looked across the room at me sitting on my favorite chair. *I was just sitting here browsing Reddit. How did my sperm and I get dragged into this situation?*

As it turns out, this threat was a reference to a new “cumpetition” the girls had created earlier that month. Apparently after they give their boyfriends blowjobs, they like to see how long they can hold the cumshot in their mouth before swallowing. They even have a leaderboard on the fridge.

(The record then was 1 hour, 12 minutes. It was set by Annie, and they even bought her a fake Olympic medal that’s still somewhere in her room. Jen says she only won because Annie’s boyfriend at the time had small loads of cum, but our group hasn’t come to a consensus on whether that’s cheating.)

Here’s the crazy part: Jen and Annie weren’t shook by this threat in the slightest. Jen smirked at Abby and then looked at me said, “Nut up and we’ll shut up.” Things were escalating fast.

“Even if I wanted to cum in both your mouths, there’s no way I can bust twice back to back,” I said.

Abby, ever the problem solver, piped up: “Fine. You can bust once. They have to cumswap when one of them wants to talk and the other one will hold your seed in their mouth *in silence*.” Jen and Annie descended into nervous giggles and whispers. “We’ll do it,” Annie said finally.

“Are you guys serious?” I said nervously. “T-this has a chance to really derail the delicate balance of our apartment. I mean … I’m obviously down. I just want-”

Annie and Jen were already walking over to my side of the living room, hand in hand. They sat down on the floor in front of me and eyed my lap. I already had a raging boner. “We’re reeeeeady,” Jen said with a devious grin. “*I’m* ready,” Abby said dryly. She still had her eyes glued to the television.

I shrugged and pulled out my cock. “Holy cow,” Annie exclaimed. “I’d seen it that one time when I accidentally walked in while you were showering but it’s massive!” (To be fair, I am average. I think it looked bigger because they were sitting down on the floor and I was in my chair.)

“Annie has to hold his cum in her mouth first since she’s winning on the leaderboard right now,” Jen said. Annie rolled her eyes. “Fine, but I get to suck first then.” She playfully elbowed Jen out of the way and sized up my rock-hard cock.

She licked up and down my shaft first. A bit of precum immediately started to dribble out the tip of my dick. “Wait, what’s the rule about precum in this situation!?” Annie said. “If I have to hold that in my mouth, this won’t be fair.”

“Jen has to swallow the precum since she’s taking the second shift with his full load,” Abby said dryly from the other side of the room. I was fully in favor of the honorable Judge Abby’s ruling.

It was Jen’s turn to elbow Annie, and she sucked the precum off my cock with a loud, overdramatic “slurp.” “Are you happy now?” Jen said. I nodded, even though I knew she was talking to her competitor.

The ladies then went back and forth sucking my cock for a while until I knew I couldn’t hold it in any longer. Spit was running down both of my roommates’ chins and they were starting to deepthroat. Jen was playing “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat with her bluetooth speaker and it somehow made the girls’ competition much more intense.

I felt my balls tighten up and the head of my dick got even more stiff. Jen had been sucking so I frantically motioned for Annie to take her place in front of me. She looked up at me with her big brown eyes and said, “I am ready,” and smiled before sticking out her wet, pink tongue.

To this day, I can honestly say I have never cum as much as I did during our first game of Nut Up and Shut Up. Thick white ropes of my cream poured into Annie’s mouth. I almost felt bad for completely emptying my balls … the girls were in for a difficult night.

Or so I thought.

They were able to hang in there like champs. Every 10 minutes or so, they would lock lips and pass off my cumshot. It was a little messy, but Abby’s plan worked brilliantly. Conversations slowed down significantly with the girls taking turns talking and swapping.

At the end of the night, there was a new name on the leaderboard. Annie got thirsty after their fourth swap and she swallowed the whole thing so she could get a drink of water. Jen looked in her mouth to make sure this wasn’t a trick before declaring herself the winner. (Though we never found the gold medal in Annie’s room.)

Anyway, that’s the story behind the only sexual thing that happens in our apartment. Yes, it’s kind of weird. But it’s weird in a fun kind of way, and I think it brings us closer together.

(Honestly the weirdest part is that I now start getting hard every time I head the Judge Judy theme song. Please don’t mention that part to anyone.)

Edit: Typo

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