My Girlfriend’s Mom Is Trying to Cockblock Me in the Hottest Way Possible [F/M] [MILF] [Free Use] (Part 1)

My girlfriend’s mom Vivian is really old fashioned … she has told me on multiple occasions that she expects us to not sleep together until we’re married. The crazy thing is that we’ve literally only been dating for two weeks, and we are taking things slow.

If I’m being completely honest, I think the whole no-sex thing is because Vivian hates the idea of possibly becoming a grandmother. She is obsessed with this idea that she’s a MILF, and ” giving her a grandchild out of wedlock” would be a reminder that she’s an aging widow who just so happens to have a nice body, a filthy mouth, and a crazy sex drive.

Last week she asked me to come by her house by myself to have “an important conversation.” I figured she was going to get onto me for calling her dog a “fugly mutt” when I didn’t know that my girlfriend had her on speaker phone. (If you saw the little gremlin, you’d say the same thing.)

When I showed up to her place, she was oddly … friendly? “There he is! Come on inside and take a seat on the couch,” she said as she took my coat and put it on the coat rack. “I have a glass of your favorite sweet tea on the coffee table.”

I figured I would try to get in front of this conversation quickly. “Listen, if this is about Barkley … ”

“Oh no no no no,” she assured me. “That’s all behind us. I wanted to talk to you about your balls.”

I choked on the tea I was drinking. “*Excuse me?*”

Vivian shifted in her seat, straightening her back and thrusting her chest out. She was wearing one of her signature low-cut white tops with a black lacy bra. I could tell from following her into the room that she had a matching thong that peeked above the top of her designer jeans.

“I know I put a lot of pressure on you to abstain from sex with my daughter,” she said. “I wanted to apologize if it seems like I am meddling.” She was meddling. But what did it have to do with my balls?

“I am not so old-school that I don’t understand that men have certain … *needs*.” Before she said the word “needs,” she licked her lips. “I know that if you don’t have an outlet, things can get … uncomfortable and frustrating. *I want to be that outlet*.”

At this point, I would rather take care of Barkley for a week than be sitting in this conversation. “I really appreciate that offer, Vivian, but I think … ”

“Stop thinking for just one moment,” she interrupted. “Listen to what I am about to offer. If you agree to abstain from sex with my daughter, I will allow you to do anything you want to my body, at any time. You can come here any time of day or night and she’ll never know. You can use any of my holes and I will keep all your cum here for myself.”

I had heard enough. I got up and walked to the entry way to get my jacket. “Vivian, thank you for the tea, and I really am sorry about what I said about Barkley, but I really … ”

“*Please* come back here,” she said with a hint of desperation in her voice. “Just … look at my body first before you go. If you don’t like what I show you, you can leave and we’ll agree to never talk about this again. You’ll even have my blessing to sleep with my daughter.” This seemed like an easy way to appease her. She’d probably unbutton her shirt or something corny like that and I could leave. “Deal,” I said finally.

I grabbed my coat, walked back into the living room, and … then my mouth fell open. I was looking at her holes. The holes she said I could have anytime I want. The holes she wanted me to cum in.

“That’s what I thought,” she said. “Now hang your jacket back up, sit back down and watch me touch myself while I explain how this is going to work.”

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