“Fuck, man, loosing your virginity is not some big sacred mission, to which only a few pure souls are selected. It’s, all things taken, very mundane. My first time, tell you right now, it was to be this huge thing, right, and in the end it was only a *‘OK, OK, let’s do this, all right, here we go, uh, uh, uh, done! That’s it!?*’. So quit messing around and tell me what the fuck happened with you!”
“Fuck, you’re really taking this seriously.”
“I am your best and oldest friend. Friends take care of friends, and don’t go around hiding big things. I have the right to know, and you have the duty to tell me. Now. Everything!”
“OK, man, OK! But promise me, and remember ‘best and oldest friend’, to keep this top secret! Don’t want the whole gang to know about it.”
“Sure! OK, not that I totally agree with that, because, there you go, a mundane thing should not be made a religious affair, a ‘*You Have Been Chosen To Rapture!*’ thing, but sure. But why all the secrecy? It’s not because of you, so is it, is it because of her? The girl which you…? Or the guy, who knows, nothing wrong with that.”
“Fuck you, man! OK, I’ll tell you, it was, and remember to shut your fucking mouth, hmmm, it was miss Robinson…”
“Miss Robinson, Miss Robinson, who the fuck is miss Robi… No! No way!! Angela? Angela Robinson!? Fuck, that’s huge! That’s fucking huge news!”
“Man, you fucking promised me!”
“Calm down, geez! Just messing with you! But, fuck, even so! Miss Robinson! Miss Angela Fucking-Drop-Dead-Gorgeous Robinson! I remember when we saw and her hubby down by the beach, and she had this picture of her on Facebook, getting out of water, you could really see her butt, just this beautiful sight. Jerked off so many times to that picture! So, yeah, tell me everything! How did that happen? Isn’t she, like, married? Did you get to a threesome with her and her husband?”
“No! No threesome! And she wasn’t married, just a long relationship. They broke up a couple of months ago.”
“Oh, a widow, then, and my friend here, all ready to go and dry her tears. Like that.”
“Let me tell you, OK? So, you know she worked with my pops, and sometimes I would see her there, and there was this teasing between us, not something super serious, but a playful thing. ‘*Why, Mrs. Robinson, you are looking very beautiful today!*’, like that. She would laugh it off, she has this great smile, and reply with something silly, and I would go home wank one out thinking about her.”
“I see now, this didn’t come out of nowhere! You had a vision, set a plan, waited to bear fruits. Again, like that very much! You, my friend, are a genius!”
“Of course not, I couldn’t hit on her if I wanted, so way out of our league. Not that I wouldn’t do her, if given the chance, because of course I would (eh, truth be told, because of course I did), but it never crossed my mind. Anyway, one day I noticed she wasn’t around anymore, and pops said something about her breaking up, and I didn’t think anything of it. But, a month ago, or so, I found her by the coffee shop and, don’t know what happened, it was supposed to be a small talk, ‘*Oh, hi, how are you doing, how’s family*’, and suddenly I check it and three hours have gone by, and we were there!”
“What were you talking about for so long?”
“Can’t remember, family, her dog, this Reiki thing she’s attending, movies. Don’t remember, because, well, she was going to the gym, and had this sports suit that really showed her, and first thing I noticed is she has these perfect amazing shoulders. Not like a man, of course, but, you know, just strong and feminin.”
“I know! What is it about women having amazing shoulders that is so sexy?”
“It is! And, sure, she also has a really tight bra, and, fuck, her tits are overflowing there! I made a huge effort to not stare down, but couldn’t help it. Whenever she turns her head for some reason, to call the waiter or whatever, I look down, and fuck, they seem perfect!”
“Aw, man! Were you hard?”
“Was I! Not, like, rock solid hard, but if I had to get up it would be a mess. Well, I couldn’t help but notice there was something going on there, between us, but… We finally said goodbyes, and I ran home to wank one out, because I had nothing else in my mind than her and that cleavage. And I went to bed and still couldn’t think of anything else, and had to wank it off again, I was so hard on her! I finally get to sleep, next morning wake up feeling like shit, but then I check WhatsApp and… ‘*Really enjoyed talking with you! Should get together one of these days.*’ And I explode. It’s her, of course. And we hit it off again! Texting each other that day for so long, it was ridiculous. Long story short, she sends this message, ‘*Remember that movie, we both wanted to see? Downloaded it yesterday, want to check it out?*’”
“Aw, fuck! The invitation to a movie you are never going to see! Never fails to amaze!”
“No, it does n0t! Of course, I said yes, we agreed to meet at her place, and I got there… She has this summer dress, so perfectly tight around her body! She has a massive cleavage again, and when she moves the skirt highlights her ass, and she has this waist that makes me want to grab her right there. And when I think things can’t get worse, or better, she points to her car and, ‘*Get on, we’re going to my beach house, better there.*’”
“Beach house? Away from everyone, all alone? It’s a trap!”
“It was, my friend, it was! She puts her seat belt, and it goes right in the middle of her chest, it highlights it even more, and I lose it. I’m getting fucking hard, but it’s a one hour trip there, and all that time I’m trying to not look at her, and keep talking, and not get awkward. We finally get there, go inside, she’s showing me the house. The way her skirt danced when she walked, I… We get to the balcony, it even has this great view, and she puts herself in front, back to me, gets super serious and tells me ‘*Hug me*’. I do, I’m really feeling her butt, so tight! Well, can’t hide it anymore, she turns to me, gives that smile, and kisses me. Grabs my head with both hands, puts her lips on mine, getting to my tongue. She’s so soft and wet! We start to make out there for a couple of minutes, when she takes my hand and directs me inside. No way to tell you how it feels, she has this most amazing body! What we saw that day on the beach, and on her Facebook, it’s all real! I’m all hands over her, but then I touch her breast and she takes the dress off. And fuck! It’s that cleavage, right there, so near! She grabs my hand, puts it on her bra, a lace bra, and it’s so perfect and amazing that I… I…”
“You…?”
“I… I came.”
“No!”
“Yes. Yes, it’s true. Fuck, man, how could I not? Remember, her, by the beach? That, but, right there! And it is my first time, and have been thinking way too much about that, and I’m fucking horny, and… Couldn’t help it.”
“Fuck! What did she say?”
“Laughed it off, so cool with it, like ‘*Don’t worry, honey, could see that coming a mile away. We’ll get back to that in one second*’. And she was right, it was just some more minutes of making out, she took her bra and I was all set up to go. What I was afraid of, some clothes do wonders to a body, make it seem so perfect, and you see beneath it and it’s just jelly, all drooping and saggy. But not her. Oh, no, definitely not her! She was so bouncy and perky, no surgeon there, really perfect! I wanted to play with them, but she drops her head down there and starts making me oral, and fuck, I was never so hard! Seeing her, going up and down, that long hair flowing from her head to me-”
“Timeout, timeout! You are getting me drooling, and I want to go beat me one up also!”
“So do I! I mean, not beat you up, but me up, and… OK, you know what I mean. I’m there almost screaming, when she turns her whole body around, opens her legs above my head and goes ‘*The one who gets must also give, honey! It’s a rule’*. I panic a little. I’ve never done that! You and I talked about it once, you told me how to do it, but there, you know, an all different story. But I managed to keep it cool, started doing it, and maybe she was horny, maybe it was pure luck, I happened to find the perfect spot. She started moaning harder, ‘*Oh yes, right there, oh…*’, so I knew I was doing something right. I kept going, she also, how I hadn’t come again was a mystery. She moaned harder, grabbed me with such strength it even hurt, and gives this long extra deep scream. Never felt prouder! She had come, and I had done it. So, yeah, she stays there, breathing heavily, catching her breath. After a minute or so, she turns around and says, ‘*That was good, that was very good! Didn’t expect it, but so much for the better. I have a present for you, think of it as a thank you*.’”
“A present? What, like a gift?”
“I know! I was all stupid, thinking she was to get up and get me a wrapped box with a small tie. But no. She gets on top of me, face to face, opens her legs again, grabs me again, and goes *‘You want me?*’. And I’m all yes, of course I want you, please, fuck! *‘So, have me!*’. She puts me inside her, and fuck, man! She’s so wet she’s dripping, but even then there’s this small resistance when I penetrate her, and then I’m all inside, and it’s so tight, it seems like there is nothing more to Life and the Universe than that ! A nuclear bomb could go off and I’d be like ‘*Is it getting hot in here or what? Eh, nevermind!*’ She goes for it, really moving, I grab her ass, want it to never stop, at the same time wanting to finish it so much. I’m getting way too much crazy, sensing I going to finish in seconds, and start to scream *‘Fuck, don’t stop, don’t stop on me now!*’, and she goes “*No worries, honey, everything’s OK, I’m always here for you!*’. With that I start to cum, man, it’s like, I can’t stop, you know? I’m cumming so much for her, and screaming so hard, and she’s laughing so much with that smile of hers, and… Say what you want about not being a sacred thing, but I was in fucking heaven. It was paradise, and I stayed there for, hmmm, quite some time. Much longer than when you wank one off. But then I had to return to Earth, of course. Fucking Earth.”
“Man, what a fucking incredible thing! I’ll be totally honest here, because old friends and that: I’m very horny, after this I’m going home and I’ll do it thinking about that. So yeah, I’m gonna rub one out because of you.”
“Fuck you.”
“I will fuck me, yes, and thank you so very much for that! Anyway, what happened next? Are you still seeing each other? Did you get to the beach house any other time?”
“I did. Not that many times. But, ah, she and her hubby settled back. Seems they are doing quite well now. So, no more mrs. Robinson for me.”
“Wait, what, you were just her rebound?”
“Yeah, I guess I was.”
“Oh, well, that’s… That’s unfortunate. Still, there are worse things in the world than being a rebound to mrs. Robinson.”
“I guess there are, my friend. I guess there are.”
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/okq4ku/with_angela_fm_cons_creampie_1st_time