This happened about 15 years ago when we were in our early 20s. My senior year of high school I moved to a new school and connected with a girl in my graphic arts class due to a shared interest in ska/swing music. She was my only friend that year even though I was cool with lots of people. She’s white with short brown hair and bangs, skinny, killer ass and cute as a fucking button. We hooked up once and realized that relationship wasn’t going to happen and we were better friends. We graduate, I moved away and lose contact for a couple years then reconnect later.
She invites me over to her friend’s apartment that I met a few times from high school. I think she went to another school. Really hot and a budding professional singer/guitarist. (She never made it big, but has plenty of live performances on YT… I would love to link but I couldn’t blast her out like that)
We just spend the night in drinking, watching TV, talking, just generally having a good time. At one point they were having a drunken hilarious time flinging cigarettes into the air as high as they could and trying to catch them in their mouths (like in-between their lips as if they were smoking it, not like eating it.). Jokingly I tell them that they’re retarded and that I could do it first try. I didn’t think I could, I was just being funny.
Her friend, let’s call her B, says bullshit and she bets me I can’t. I say, “what do you give me if I make it first try?” Now, they were playing this game for like 15 minutes and neither of them got it, so in B’s mind, it was locked that I wouldn’t do it. She said, (I’ll never forget this… and I quote) “I’ll Bob your knob.” Me and my friend, let’s call her A, both start laughing and B says No I’m serious. All 3 of us are cracking up and so I went for it totally not expecting anything. I flipped that cigarette in the are a few feet and it twirled around a bunch of times…And what do you fucking know? I caught it. I swear to fucking God on the first damn try.
We all were laughing so hard after that. I told her not to worry about it, but B insisted. I said, if you really want to let’s go into the other room. She said, “Pull it out right now or I’m not going to do it.” I looked at A with a look of disbelief/should I? on my face and she said something like “I don’t care.” So A had the great idea to grab B’s disposable camera. (remember those?)
So I sat on the edge of B’s bed, pulled my shorts down and B started doing the deed. A took a picture and I leaned back on the bed taking in what’s happening. Then B stopped after what felt like 2 seconds, but was probably a minute. I was like “what happened?” B said something like “All I said was I was going to Bob his knob, I didn’t say if finished.” A, being a true wing girl, said, “Come on. You can’t just leave him like that. Keep going.” But B was insistent, she was done.
So that was that. The night continued on normally until we got drunk enough to start passing out. We all hung out a few more times after that, but nothing much happened. Soon life took us all in different directions. It’s been a long time since I talked with A.
Actually A also had an unexpected short musical career that can be found on YT too, but again, I can’t be putting their business out there like that.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/67kxpo/mf_i_m_won_a_bet_with_a_friend_of_a_friend
Not finishing was a bit disappointing, but some is better than none I guess.
I was totally expecting this to turn out into a story about a threesome, though I didn’t forget the title only said MF.
> This happened about 15 years ago when we were in our early 20s. My senior year of high school I moved to a new school and connected with a girl in my graphic arts class due to a shared interest in ska/swing music. She was my only friend that year even though I was cool with lots of people. She’s white with short brown hair and bangs, skinny, killer ass and cute as a fucking button. We hooked up once and realized that relationship wasn’t going to happen and we were better friends. We graduate, I moved away and lose contact for a couple years then reconnect later.
> She invites me over to her friend’s apartment that I met a few times from high school. I think she went to another school. Really hot and a budding professional singer/guitarist. (She never made it big, but has plenty of live performances on YT… I would love to link but I couldn’t blast her out like that)
> We just spend the night in drinking, watching TV, talking, just generally having a good time. At one point they were having a drunken hilarious time flinging cigarettes into the air as high as they could and trying to catch them in their mouths (like in-between their lips as if they were smoking it, not like eating it.). Jokingly I tell them that they’re retarded and that I could do it first try. I didn’t think I could, I was just being funny.
> Her friend, let’s call her Becky, says bullshit and she bets me I can’t. I say, “what do you give me if I make it first try?” Now, they were playing this game for like 15 minutes and neither of them got it, so in Becky’s mind, it was locked that I wouldn’t do it. She said, (I’ll never forget this… and I quote) “I’ll Bob your knob.” Me and my friend, let’s call her Alice, both start laughing and Becky says No I’m serious. All 3 of us are cracking up and so I went for it totally not expecting anything. I flipped that cigarette in the are a few feet and it twirled around a bunch of times…And what do you fucking know? I caught it. I swear to fucking God on the first damn try.
> We all were laughing so hard after that. I told her not to worry about it, but Becky insisted. I said, if you really want to let’s go into the other room. She said, “Pull it out right now or I’m not going to do it.” I looked at Alice with a look of disbelief/should I? on my face and she said something like “I don’t care.” So Alice had the great idea to grab Becky’s disposable camera. (remember those?)
> So I sat on the edge of Becky’s bed, pulled my shorts down and Becky started doing the deed. Alice took a picture and I leaned back on the bed taking in what’s happening. Then Becky stopped after what felt like 2 seconds, but was probably a minute. I was like “what happened?” Becky said something like “All I said was I was going to Bob his knob, I didn’t say if finished.” Alice, being a true wing girl, said, “Come on. You can’t just leave him like that. Keep going.” But Becky was insistent, she was done.
> So that was that. The night continued on normally until we got drunk enough to start passing out. We all hung out a few more times after that, but nothing much happened. Soon life took us all in different directions. It’s been a long time since I talked with Alice.
> Actually Alice also had an unexpected short musical career that can be found on YT too, but again, I can’t be putting their business out there like that.
Nobody likes initials, OP; they’re a bitch to read.